Back bitches... from the funnest trip ever. Went to Columbus (yes my favorite surrogate hometown) to finally get to hang with my boys Tal and Hawes. Friday we went to the strip club where some highlights included various quotable comments such as "He's bisexual... but mostly gay", drunken sexcapade stories from a hottie engaged to Amy Lee and ( Read more... )

For some reason I cannot post comments on insanegypsy  and mysocalledlife  's journals. I don't know if it is just my computer or what but I hate not being able to leave my two cents and don't want ya'll to think i am just avoiding. I luv you guys bunches just wanted to let you know whats up...

Apparently I am going on a fun fun trip tomorrow so I will be away a couple of ( Read more... )

New background bitches... seriously is it too much? I like it but I am a total vain ho. Lemme know what ya think ♥

Today is actually good. I just woke up about ten minutes ago and I feel pretty refreshed. I've been doing some cleaning, you know getting rid of pictures, and memories but I think I am okay. Me and James talked for a really long time last night and well, I am okay. I feel like everything is gonna be alright and I feel assured that I did the right ( Read more... )

fuck me up the goat ass... i'm confused.

lalalalalala

make me feel good... pleaseeeeeeee?????? =)

AAhhhhhhh! My internet has been down for like 2 whole days and I have been going crazy. Thank you good lord for restoring me with my mindless entertainment in the form of monitor and keyboard which allow me to interact with the outside world. I bow before you mighty technology... thou art truly good ( Read more... )

Woot... today has been awesome. Jlaw is here for the weekend and I am not gonna get to go to Columbus this week but I am going to the beach baby. Finally. I have been wanting to swim and get sand in my vajinga for sooooo long. Plus I finally got the best damn sexy intercourse that I have been needing. All is well now. Also got some film developed ( Read more... )

This is kinda gross but oh well I thought it was funny... you know how (ladies anyway) when your urizinating its pretty much impossible to stop the flow? Well it is... anyway have you ever sneezed in the middle of it? Today i totally did and I swear to god the whole stream was interrupted. Just stopped for like 5 seconds. I thought it was cool ( Read more... )

There is seriously so many freaking kids in my house right now. My two brothers are back from vacation with the grandparents and my three step siblings are here as well. They all range from ages 8 to 15... I am going out of my mind. Especially since I am here until next Sunday... then hopefully my Jlaw in shining umm goodness will rescue me three ( Read more... )

Woah am I so freaking glad to have moved away from the backassward town I used to call home. What a trip... some many youngins are pregnant, engaged, pregnant and engaged, skanky, and just generally the same old same folk. And let me tell you, six hours trapped in an explorer full of 8 people... suicide looked appetizing. It's good to be home. I ( Read more... )