ｏｎｅ； ｖｉｄｅｏ ☆.•°

[sugoiii]

[ With the PokéGear sitting on the ground beside Miria as she dips her toes in some currently nameless body of water, all that can be seen is her upper half-as well as the scenery behind her: a large lake with a bunch of trees surrounding it. ]

... Hey, Isaac, why do you think they call it the Lake of Rage? It seems pretty peaceful to me! [ And

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[action]

[itsybitsycrazy]

[At the moment, there is a trainer... somewhere lurking about, doing villainous... villain things, so he's sent his loyal scout, a Spinarak, out to investigate.

And it is laughing at you. Or clicking. However they communicate.]

[action] S C R E A M S

[sugoiii]

[ Just wait until Miria notices it sitting on a tree branch, next to her.

In

3, 2, 1... ]

IIIIIIISAAAAAAA~AAAAAAC!! IT'S A SPIDER!!!!

[action]

[nanda_miria]

[Isaac's grip on the tree is slipping here as he is still holding a laughing totodile, while another one is hanging off the seam of his trousers. Not mention the small group of totodiles below are rabble rabble at him.]

WHERE?!

[Meanwhile wooper is watching the whole thing unfold, clearly not bothered enough to actually help.]

[action]

[itsybitsycrazy]

[Ack! Screaming humans! This calls for drastic measures to be taken to ensure the Spinarak's ongoing survival.

In other words, it's leaping onto Isaac's face.]

[ video ]

[yattagarasu]

Isaac, no! You're not even in the Amazon, you're too locationally-incorrect to die!

[ video ]

[sugoiii]

WAAAAAH, IT BIT HIM ON THE BUTT!! HE WON'T BE ABLE TO SIT EVER AGAIN!!!!

[ While Mareep can be seen down below, trying to run over the Totodiles and scare the Spinarak off. ]

[ video ]

[nanda_miria]

[Isaac would say something but he has a spinarak on his face now. So how about some muffled screaming?]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[ video ]

[yattagarasu]

[ think Kay think think think WHAT WOULD AN ADULT DO

... Okay, never mind, yelling "NGGGOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH" or trying to shoot either that spider or the blue crocodile thing isn't going to help. And what about calling 9-1-1-? Does this place even use that number?

CLEARLY ALL ISAAC'S HOPE RESTS WITH A FLUFFY SHEEP. ]

GO, SHEEP! BE A HERO OF JUSTICE AND SAVE THE DAY!!

[Video]

[10yen_idol]

Aaaah!! A-Are you okay!? Um, um, I heard that you can stop alligator attacks by punching them in the nose!!

[Video]

[sugoiii]

THE NOSE!?!?!?

[ THANK YOU, YOU HELPFUL LITTLE GIRL. Miria immediately yells down the tree: ]

ISAAC, TRY BEATING IT ON THE NOSE!!!!

[Video]

[nanda_miria]

WHICH ONE?!

[Video]

[10yen_idol]

[or was that for shark atta- OH GOD SO LOUD]

"Which one"-- I-I thought they only have one nose!!

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

[he's just getting a kick out of all the amusing network posts today, so he'll be over here on his side of the gear, laughing his butt off]

[video]

[sugoiii]

[ YOU'RE A JERK, LAUGHING AT THEM WHILE CREEPY SPIDER MONSTERS ARE JUMPING ON THEIR FACES AND TOTOTILES ARE CHOMPING THEIR BUTTS. :( ]

IIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!

[video]

[nanda_miria]

[ISAAC COULD HAVE DIED! HOW IS THAT FUNNY?! T.T]

MIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIAA!!

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

[IT'S LIKE A SLAP STICK COMEDY ROUTINE HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF. A-at least he's managing to speak between chortles]

A-are you two-- [SNRK] -- having fun?

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Oh! You found some of those alligators! What route are you on? The boss-- My FRIEND will want to know!!

[sugoiii]

WE'RE AT THE ANGRY LAKE!!!

[ Assuming he can hear her muffled cries, anyway. ]

[nanda_miria]

THEY AREN'T VERY FRIENDLY OVER HERE!!!!

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Okay! I'll keep it in mind.

Did you try putting them to sleep?