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[sui_generis]

By the Official Rules of Gender Stereotyping, this post is for MEN ONLY.

The ladies can read it if they like, but they should really go make cookies afterwards to balance out things in their pretty little heads if they do. One tray of chocolate chips, or cupcakes, for part of the post; two trays for the whole thing; and you really should prepare

Comments

[clovepod]

that's pretty fucking impressive, actually. the bit about using the television to apply leverage made me chuckle.

notgay.

[sarah_cynthia]

mmm, cookies. delicious cookies.

[sui_generis]

No -- I live on the second floor. There's one of those fake-French-named hair salons below me. So I can run to my little heart's content.

[avung1]

nice. utter and complete victory.

[sui_generis]

FATALITY!

[eyelid]

it's kind of too bad, because you destroyed the delicious irony of spending all that time, effort and money lugging home a treadmill that then didn't work.

[sui_generis]

Yeah, this would've been a totally different post if I hadn't gotten it working again.

The word count for "fucking" would be much higher, for one!