how to EN-R-GIZED!

[suicidal_decay]

i like to wake up and jump in a ice cold shower. the kind thats gonna make your pubes stand on end. since we want to maxamize your EN-R-GY potential might as well make some pop tarts in that shower with you. if you gfet electrocuted dont worry its all part of the process. If the poptarts come out any color other than the color of black velvet

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[joyles_division]

"people always aske me why im so funny, whats the trick, well heres the secret. i put baloney in my shoes so i feel funnier than everyone else"
What!?! HAHA i rather enjoyed that i shall try the baloney