we will have a band called "Meandering Mist Seasons"

[suicidalfashion]

it's 1:30. i'm talking to corey bauer. we're discussing hoverboards, the price of gas, and prison handjobs. sometimes i miss that goofy bastard.

corey32100: <3 happy birthday my dear

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[jamalridesagain]

happy birthday, you're not special. you're getting older, but not much better. we all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song. so happy fucking birthday. you're not special. you're not special.

-Your loving cousin

[suicidalfashion]

aw. thanks. that brought a tear to my eye.

[j__rock]

Once i turned 18 i realized i had a new-found hatred for birthdays.
just call your 24th birthday your 21st. start deleting years, who would be the wiser? unless they read this of course

[suicidalfashion]

yeah i think my hatred for birthdays started around then too. that's a great idea. no one really needs to know how old i am.