the funniest thing happened in ny. mere, my uncle david and myself were drinking buds on the front stoop. my uncle said something crass about me being greek and the "greek institute of technology" and meredith hurled all over my uncle. we laughed forever. it was great. that and the "fat" incident on the ride at adventureland. i haven't laughed like ( Read more... )

i haven't the energy or the patients to update this thing properly. this weekend was lots of fun. here are the pics to prove it: the homoerotic social scene does orlando! i got to see erasure and met andy bell. i have his signature on my ticket to prove it. he sang "chorus" and "always"! it was sad but great at the same time. did lots of drunken ( Read more... )

suicidal fashion: i would buy my kid books that are just pictures of various veneral diseases
suicidal fashion: and videos
BIRDDOGNEBULA: thats cause your kinda weird
suicidal fashion: i am not weird

i colored my hair.  i am no longer a redhead.  i've been a redhead more than half of my life.  i always thought it was meant to be.  its been years since my hair has been this dark.  i think the last time my hair was anywhere near this color was when i was 11.


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this weekend was fun. edited wu-tang. pizza mishaps. porn store extravaganza. my new friend, pokey. partying (ha! not really, but it sounds good) and tossing my cookies where ever it seemed convenient. and yes, mere got to see keane and meet her man. that was cool as shit. i took some pics for proof. i missed most of it because i was suffering from ( Read more... )

god, it's that time of month once again. i was driving to school today and phil collins' "against all odds" came on. it was like the last 30 seconds of the song. as soon as i heard the first note, tears started to pour from my eyes. what the fuck is it with this fucking song. i fucking hate phil collins. i really do hate him. but that damn song, it ( Read more... )

thanksgiving was good. i tortured mere and ash by dragging the event on longer then they both would of liked. it was nice being with *certain* family members. some greek guy with a heavy accent came up to me and asked "are those real?" the only thing i could do was drop my jaw and say "huh?". he asked me again and i grabbed my tits and stared ( Read more... )

as of last night i am offically lame. i was at the autopart store buying some oil for my pimpass ride and the guy who works there was all talking to me and stuff. we were joking around and what not. so about 10 minutes pass and then i paid for my stuff. the guy said what i thought to be "do you have a phone?". as usual i blurted out "WHAT?" and he ( Read more... )

the doctor telling jokes as she's giving you a pap smear is kinda uncomfortable. the last thing i want to do is have some woman laugh when she's down there looking at my goodies. she did tell me thought that my socks rocked. go me. as of now i have enough oral contraceptive to shrivel up my ovaries for at least a few years. oh yeah, and lots of ( Read more... )