16 - Bad luck and death

[suicidalsensei]

These paws...this tail...the urge to roll around..

Z-ZETSUBOUSHITA!

TURNING INTO A CAT HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!

Good bye cruel world..

I-I CAN'T GET THE ROPE AROUND MY NECK..!!

Comments

[flatlikeawall]

[suicidalsensei]

[flatlikeawall]

A black cat!

[suicidalsensei]

Yes?

[samurai_parfait]

What the hell are you talking about? Cats have it all. Sleep all day, eat whatever the hell you want, and you can ambush people without ever appearing to move.

[suicidalsensei]

Would I be able to hibernate?

[samurai_parfait]

More or less. Gotta get up to use the litterbox and eat every now and then.

[suicidalsensei]

L-LITTER BOX?!

[normalskeptic]

Why would you try to commit suicide as a cat?

[suicidalsensei]

It might be easier than committing suicide as a human.

[normalskeptic]

At the same time, wouldn't be a cat be a better experience than being a human? You don't have any obligations to fulfill and you can laze around all day.

[suicidalsensei]

Perhaps...but then again, if I turn back...I'LL HAVE TWICE AS MANY OBLIGATIONS.

I'll need to do all the work I was unable to do as a cat!

[sanctus_memoria]

K-Kitty!

[suicidalsensei]

Meow.

[sanctus_memoria]

Ah! What a cute kitty!

[suicidalsensei]

Ah. Thank you.

[isahusband]

[suicidalsensei]

..meow meow.

[isahusband]

...'m allergic.

[suicidalsensei]

I..can't open the door to get out of my room anyways..