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Private to Self - Private to Potter - Private to Severus - May 15, 2000

May 15, 2006 14:07

I realized that I hardly ever write in here anymore. Not that I've ever been a fan of journals or some prolific writer but it's still a bit weird to go from writing in here often to not doing so at all. I would say I'd make more of an effort but I am Draco Malfoy and since when have I ever committed to doing something like make an effort? Well, ( Read more... )

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Private to Draco subtle_simmer May 15 2006, 21:41:41 UTC

So glad to hear you are still amongst the living. I had rather thought you had forgotten about us here among the 'little people ( ... )

Private to Severus suicide_blonde_ May 16 2006, 03:34:08 UTC

Oh, but how could I ever forget you, little people though you most certainly are?

Yes, well, my father's scheming and the Ministry's run by nothing but imbeciles. They'll just let him do as he wishes and end up with a rather large problem on their hands.

They deserve it simply for being so stupid.

Aw, but your name looks so good on the ballot, Sev. Nice and intimidating. And of course there will be the inevitable spin of just how generous the Ministry is.

Idiots, I tell you, everyone is an idiot.

You chased him off, didn't you? Poor Theodore. I'll talk to him. If he's planning on moving in with Pansy, I should see him soon. I've been staying with her for a few days now.

I suppose I might as well put in an appearance. I'm not looking forward to seeing my parents but it should be interesting to see just who gets what. Ah politics, how I do not wish to be involved at all.

-Draco

Private to Draco subtle_simmer May 16 2006, 03:52:30 UTC

Very amusing, Draco. Intimidating on the ballot, indeed. I do not need a bloody 'award' to make myself intimidating. I'm rather proud of my success in that regard without Ministry idiocy, thank you very much.

You know as well as I that all this 'voting' is merely a ploy to make everyone feel 'involved'. Your father will get whatever he paid for. Potter will be declared Grand-High-Pooh-bah, complete with ridiculous crown or perhaps, if there is a God, a Jester's Cap.

Chase him off? If providing him a roof over his head and decent meals and all the books he could wish to read and a quiet, clean, comfortable place in which to read them is 'chasing him off', then good riddance to him. Perhaps he just wants to live with Parkinson. She is female and not unattractive. It seems a better choice all-around.

See you there, then, if not before.

S. Snape

Private to Severus suicide_blonde_ May 16 2006, 04:18:49 UTC

Well, you are rather frightening sometimes, this is true.

Yes, I've resigned myself to the fact that Potter will come out of this with full permission to rule the heavens. I might want to invest in building a temple to His Holiness, now that I think about it. It would prove a very profiting venture, I'm sure.

Oh, Severus, dammit. Now I'm going to have images of Pansy being courted by Theo in my head. There is nothing but wrong with that, I'll have you know. Though . . . they might make a mystifyingly good couple.

I'll be there, laughing my arse off when you get First Class.

-Draco

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Private to Draco Malfoy broken_harry May 16 2006, 03:28:54 UTC

You left? Hmmm...hadn't noticed.

Now that you mention it, I vaguely recall you saying something, but can't remember what. I tend to tune you out.

You check off the box next to 'none', Ferret. I don't want a bloody thing. It's not like I had a choice. Remus, Dumbledore, Minerva, Neville...they deserve it. Merlin, you should get one for getting your arse out from under the Dark Lord and living to tell the tale. But not me.

I'm going to get one anyways, aren't I? Bloody hell.

Miss you? Well, it has been quiet around here. Maybe I should get a dog.

-H

Private to The Comedian suicide_blonde_ May 16 2006, 03:38:38 UTC

Ha bloody ha, Potter.

Just for that I'm going to check off that box for that new designation, separate and above the rest. Perhaps I should start calling you His Highness? Your Lordship? My leige?

Yes, Potter, you're getting one. Resign yourself.

If you get a dog, I'm not cleaning up after it. Or feeding it. Or taking it on walks. But if it's pretty and well-behaved enough I suppose it could sit by me sometimes.

Private to The Man Who's Lost His Sense of Humor broken_harry May 16 2006, 03:50:55 UTC

You do and I'll hang you by your precious hair, Malfoy.

The day you call me any of those things, seriously, is the day I kiss you. Merlin, like he's going to take that as a joke... I make nice with Snape.

I'll resign...show me where to sign.

I'll be sure it's a mangy mutt, that adores you and follows you around at the heel - constantly.

-H

P.S. Tell Parkinson I'll be sure to wave at her from my next parade, I'm sure she'll love that.

Private to His Highness, High Ruler of All Things Shabby, Baggy and Common suicide_blonde_ May 16 2006, 04:23:29 UTC

You wouldn't dare. You love my hair too much.

Unfortunately, you've got me there. I'd never call you any of those things seriously unless an Unforgivable was involved. Pity, it might've been fun to see you make nice with Severus.

I'm shaking my head at you, you just can't see it.

-D

P.S. I hate to say this, but I feel as if I've missed something. Either way, I'm not an owl. Tell her yourself.

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