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Public - A Couple of Private Tos - June 25, 2000

Jun 25, 2006 01:24

It's absolutely appalling how long I've been stuck in bed. Honestly, I'm ready to tear my hair out I'm so bored. I've been sick, in case anyone cares to know. Deathly ill, in fact. I don't know how I survived, I really don't. But I'm on the road to recovery as we speak and I felt the need to share my amazing story with all of you.

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(scribbled out) Private to Draco Malfoy broken_harry June 26 2006, 03:18:20 UTC

Bored? What's the matter, Malfoy, couldn't get someone else to sit there and scratch your precious pureblood nose whenever you felt like making them?

Why don't you tell them whole story, you wanker. You know you want to. Tell them how Potter was a git and made you skip the country. Tell them how I blame you for it all because I'm that much of a cruel bastard. Tell them how I treated you worse than shit and tell them...

Forget it. I'm sure I'd fall into the complete and utter waste of time category anyhow.

(also scribbled out)Private to Harry Potter suicide_blonde_ June 27 2006, 07:00:11 UTC

I know its you, you great pillock. No one else would be nearly so stupid as to write an entire message and then scribble it all out like a wanker.

You know, I really, really, REALLY hate you right now and you have no idea how much I wish I could tell you. But no, you went and ran away from me like a coward and I haven't seen hide nor hair of you since. I could've DIED and you would've just left me to rot.

I HATE YOU HARRY FUCKING POTTER!

Private to Draco sightlesswolf June 26 2006, 23:37:07 UTC

I'll take your return to melodrama as a sign that you really are feeling better. Good! However, I might consider being offended by this. We're not entertaining enough for you? Do Amie and Melisande know you feel this way? I don't imagine they have journals... should I tell them?

Kidding, of course. Believe me, I know intimately how dull it is being stuck in bed. Anything I can do or get for you?

Oh, but hey, next round of potions coming up in about half an hour. How's that for excitement?

~ June

Private to June suicide_blonde_ June 27 2006, 06:57:03 UTC

Oh, I'm sure they know already. I whined to them for nearly twenty straight minutes before they threatened not to rub the lotion on me. They're evil women, really.

Just the glimmering jewel that is your presence. That's all I really require.

Bully for me. I'm absolutely gagging from the exitement, I'll have you know.

-Draco

Re: Private to June sightlesswolf June 27 2006, 17:26:56 UTC

I'm sure they had only your best interests in mind. After all, you wouldn't be quite so bored if you were itching like mad, would you?

I'll be happy to keep you company for a bit, but... 'glimmering jewel'? Are you going delirious on us again?

Be up shortly. With potions, sad to say.

~ June

Private to June suicide_blonde_ June 28 2006, 00:01:03 UTC

I'm not going delirious again. Just accept the compliment. There's a good girl.

Well, I suppose it can't be helped. And I adore you anyway, potions or none.

-Draco

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Private to Draco, June 28th subtle_simmer June 29 2006, 05:33:35 UTC

Well, this is refreshing. I am relieved to know you are feeling well enough to whinge for attention, as though having the entire bloody household at your beck and call is insufficient.

So bored, yet couldn't be arsed to be concerned over me. Glad to be reminded where I stand.

I will be leaving tomorrow early in the morning, and be gone ten days. Connors and Lupin have the directions about your potions. It is a potions conference in Romania, and I'm presenting one of the workshops. I'll not have my journal so you will not be able to contact me. I'll be home on the tenth. You know, of course, you are welcome to stay as long as you like - or go whenever you wish.

You've been so ill, I don't know if you've heard the news? Minerva has asked me to come back to the school as Potions Master and Head of Slytherin. Lupin is taking the Defence job and Gryffindor Head.

Do attempt to stay out of trouble whilst I'm gone.

S. Snape

Make that Professor Snape!

Private to Severus suicide_blonde_ June 29 2006, 08:59:37 UTC

Well, I'm bored and felt that I might as well give everyone the opportunity to entertain me. I'm generous like that ( ... )

Private to the King of Dragons subtle_simmer June 30 2006, 02:34:22 UTC

You are truly magnanimous, boy.

One does not go into 'remission' with Chicken Pox, Draco. It is a disease of children - one which Muggle children endure with a great deal of stoicism and usually considerable enjoyment due to being able to have an excuse to get out of school for ten days. Of course, you are a Malfoy, so we all expect you to milk it for all it's worth. You aren't really questioning my skill at potions, are you? I'll not let a ridiculous Muggle virus scar you.

I, however, am perfectly fine. In fact, ten days away from tending needy dragons and ever-famished werewolves will be quite like a vacation. You will have to cope without your not-so-humble servant for a few days. I dare say your womenfolk will enjoy the reprieve from my presence.

Of course I will.

Thank you.

If you did, 'always', I'd not have had to risk imprisonment to portkey, illegally, to France to bring your bedraggled arse home again. Stay out of trouble and I'll buy you a belated birthday present when I return. I'll even take you shopping to ( ... )