Ok. Enough is enough. From now on I run EVERYDAY after work and my next check is going towards a gym membership. Everything else comes second from now on. This is fucking out of control.

8ft alligators? What the hell is going on? If only Steve Irwin were alive. Shit! You win this time alligator ( Read more... )

Dr. Scholls padded work inserts are the amazing. ESPECIALLY inside Van's slip-ons. My feet always kill me after working all day on this concrete floor but not today! They feel like a million bucks ( Read more... )

I need to save money but I am so bad at that ( Read more... )

If I have learned one thing it is this ( Read more... )

Sounds like Interpol.

Riding coat tails? More like beat them up and stole the coat altogether.

Singer is a crook
Singer is a crook
Singer is a crook

Kitchen is for cook
Scissors at the barber

The chorus doesn't matter...

You can only beg someone for change and hope it actually comes and have that "last talk" so many times before it really has to be the last time.

Because when the change doesn't come from them, you have to make the change on your end.

Life is too short and happiness is too rare and important.

Back to work and I am not enjoying it at all ( Read more... )

Craig and I just bought Marilyn Manson & Slayer PIT tickets! I cannot wait for this shit. We are going to sacrifice babies and goats at our tailgate party.

Somebody send me some absinthe.

I am enthralled with a girl named Tracey-Marie ( Read more... )