i've only met one bird that i actually liked before, his name was Pedro...the parrot, and someone in Tessa's house trained him to charge at any man that came into the house that they didn't recognize and say *dundunDUNDUN* CHARGE! and attack them 8-)
I'm going to start like.. masturbating a lot. Or having lots of sex. Or something. So I can get my vag loose enough to fit that gun in it. And then.. I can whip it out and start shooting people.
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i've only met one bird that i actually liked before,
his name was Pedro...the parrot,
and someone in Tessa's house trained him to charge at any man that came into the house that they didn't recognize and say *dundunDUNDUN* CHARGE! and attack them 8-)
RIP Pedro<3
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I'm going to start like.. masturbating a lot. Or having lots of sex. Or something. So I can get my vag loose enough to fit that gun in it. And then.. I can whip it out and start shooting people.
And it'll be really cool.
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