I'm about to execute Order 66 on yo ass

Jun 21, 2006 13:14

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publicpube June 23 2006, 01:09:23 UTC
Take it from a girl whose been in a relationship WITH THE SAME MAN for 3 years. . . .
- girls like freaky sex, even though they deny it.
- girls really DO appreciate your dirty-ass habits, it makes you, YOU. [just don't fart in her face . . . ]
- If you two get in a fight and she says, ". . . be honest with me.", it's usually a test, so DON'T lie because she's done her homework.
- freaky love-making
- Let her know you miss her 24/7, even if it's txting.
- When she offers you candy, don't eat it all.
- FREAK-Y SEX
- When you two run into any dispute concerning money, pretend it's not happening and say, "Let's not fight anymore. . . " and squuueeeeeeeeeze her arm. Just hold on real tight. It's cute.

X___

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suicideallstars June 23 2006, 14:32:47 UTC
Ah... you seem wise for your years padawan.

This is fantastic advice.

Truer words have never been spoken.

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dizzymisslucie June 23 2006, 22:12:41 UTC
Damn dude your friends have good advice.

I just thought of something too. Women are suckers for the word "beautiful". Use it. A lot.

And on the freaky sex thing, yes we like it, but [personally] not too often. It's better to keep the freaky sex random so that it won't be happening all the time, then the freaky sex becomes routine, and I can go on and on about this but you get the picture. At least that's just my opinion.

-L.

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i'm the girlfriend... lucky me... mszvalentine June 23 2006, 23:17:45 UTC
"Women are suckers for the word "beautiful". Use it. A lot."
i looooooooooooooove that you said this... we are suckers... i know it makes my day...

and as far as your take on the freaky sex thing... i couldn't have said it better myself...

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oceanwaves45 June 23 2006, 13:52:23 UTC
Well Hector I'll give it to you straight.
If I'm good, I get a cookie from Willie.
And thats how that works.
I do it for the cookies.

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Meatloaf suicideallstars June 23 2006, 14:31:30 UTC
I would do anything for love...

But I won't do that.

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Re: Meatloaf oceanwaves45 June 23 2006, 14:56:46 UTC
You are one silly man!
So I'm guessing you don't like cookies?

Relationship advice I can't give at the moment, but we'll let you know how things go.

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