So this one guy floated up to me the other day and told me to build a boat.

A BIG boat. Then he instructed me to take all the animals and place them on the boat.

I told him, "Dude, It's raining. What if I get sick?"
He told me it was God's will.

But I had to go to work.

Here's right outside the door of my apartment.

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Project Relocation will be in progress this Saturday ( Read more... )

My Whizz Dumb tooth is trying to force it's way into the circle of toothy friends in my mouth.
I hate that tooth. He never did belong. There's just no room for that jerk. But does he get the hint?

NO!

I'm going to kill that mo fo.
My jaw is killing me. Kill him before he kills me.

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I am NOT going to the concert. I have to be here at work today. We're going to get yelled at. I can't miss this meeting.

I heard Reggie And The Full Effect isn't playing today anyway.
That makes me feel a little bit better.
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HOLY COW! That ice cream was absolutely delicious. So much caramel. An explosive orgy of taste that filled my mouth. The tiny carmel peanut butter cups added to the perfection ( Read more... )

Sarah purchased some ice cream the other day. I still haven't tasted it. And right this very minute I REALLY REALLY want some of it. It's vanilla ice cream (I really hate vanilla) with a caramel ribbon and teeny tiny caramel Reese's Pieces Peanut Butter Cups ( Read more... )

I'm listening to Funeral Oration! WOO HOO ( Read more... )