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MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch. But if there's a good roquefort, I'd go for that. No one does good roquefort anymore.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. That's like asking "what's your favorite prison?". Or "what's your favorite testicular torture method?". So I gotta say Qdoba.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Favorite? Ruth's Chris Steak House. Most frequented? Red Robin.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20% if the service is good and they keep the refills coming. 15% if adequate. Several weeks ago, we went to Red Robin and they kept Lizzie waiting for 20 minutes for her water, even though I asked several times. I tipped exactly a penny.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Peanuts. Roasted and Salted.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Canadian Bacon and Pineapple.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: In both cases, my wallpaper is black blankness.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: Technically, I have one TV. The rest, including the plasma, are all "monitors".
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Foreskin.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Damn. I can't remember that long ago.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Six Dell 2950 PowerEdge servers loaded with VMWare ESX.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Knocked unconscious? Not precisely.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. No.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I'm sure I have.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Not directly. Urm, I kept Lizzie from falling down the stairs once. No idea if that counts.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Why not?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Would I have to be awake for it?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yup.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Hell, why not.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I'd do a bottle of Cholula for free.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Yes, if I could pick the person first.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Pack of smokes.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Its amusing the first time you sit through it. I don't really get the hoopala, but whatever.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Both.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I've done so. I've paid my dues. Not anymore.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Speeding ticket in Casper Wyoming. The guy was a choice prick and wanted to lecture me for going 88 miles an hour in a 75. I wanted to tell him I woulda been going faster if my cruise control would go that high.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I still don't know.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: My top 8 what?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A: Dave.
Q: Last person who called you?
A: A different Dave.
Q: Last person you hugged?
A: Lizzie.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 6.02x10^23.
Q: Season?
A: Fall.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Most of them are dead.
Q: Mood?
A: Sleepy. Its been a long on-call rotation.
Q: Listening to?
A: Eluvium, This Will Destroy You, God Is An Astronaut, Hammock, Amusement Parks On Fire, GodSpeed You Black Emperor. Everything in my Shoegaze/SpaceRock/PostRock playlist
Q: Watching?
A: The monitor. Seriously, what else would I be doing?
Q: Worrying about?
A: Lizzie's cough.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Jack'n'Jill to get Lizzie a haircut.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: I can't think of anything. Maybe vacation in Durango over Thanksgiving
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Corpse Bride, continuing Matt's Zombie theme. .
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I'm told I don't.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Not especially. Over time, you learn that most people just want something from you.
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch. But if there's a good roquefort, I'd go for that. No one does good roquefort anymore.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. That's like asking "what's your favorite prison?". Or "what's your favorite testicular torture method?". So I gotta say Qdoba.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Favorite? Ruth's Chris Steak House. Most frequented? Red Robin.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20% if the service is good and they keep the refills coming. 15% if adequate. Several weeks ago, we went to Red Robin and they kept Lizzie waiting for 20 minutes for her water, even though I asked several times. I tipped exactly a penny.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Peanuts. Roasted and Salted.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Canadian Bacon and Pineapple.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A: Butter.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: In both cases, my wallpaper is black blankness.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: Technically, I have one TV. The rest, including the plasma, are all "monitors".
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Foreskin.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Damn. I can't remember that long ago.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Six Dell 2950 PowerEdge servers loaded with VMWare ESX.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Knocked unconscious? Not precisely.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. No.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I'm sure I have.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Not directly. Urm, I kept Lizzie from falling down the stairs once. No idea if that counts.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Why not?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Would I have to be awake for it?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yup.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Hell, why not.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I'd do a bottle of Cholula for free.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Yes, if I could pick the person first.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Pack of smokes.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Its amusing the first time you sit through it. I don't really get the hoopala, but whatever.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Both.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Both.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I've done so. I've paid my dues. Not anymore.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Speeding ticket in Casper Wyoming. The guy was a choice prick and wanted to lecture me for going 88 miles an hour in a 75. I wanted to tell him I woulda been going faster if my cruise control would go that high.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: I still don't know.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: My top 8 what?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last friend you talked to?
A: Dave.
Q: Last person who called you?
A: A different Dave.
Q: Last person you hugged?
A: Lizzie.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 6.02x10^23.
Q: Season?
A: Fall.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Most of them are dead.
Q: Mood?
A: Sleepy. Its been a long on-call rotation.
Q: Listening to?
A: Eluvium, This Will Destroy You, God Is An Astronaut, Hammock, Amusement Parks On Fire, GodSpeed You Black Emperor. Everything in my Shoegaze/SpaceRock/PostRock playlist
Q: Watching?
A: The monitor. Seriously, what else would I be doing?
Q: Worrying about?
A: Lizzie's cough.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Jack'n'Jill to get Lizzie a haircut.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: I can't think of anything. Maybe vacation in Durango over Thanksgiving
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Corpse Bride, continuing Matt's Zombie theme. .
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I'm told I don't.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Not especially. Over time, you learn that most people just want something from you.