BLAH.

[suicideoflove]

I'm hungry. Unfortunately, I do not know how to use a microwave. And now I wonder why the fuck I bought this peice of crap. God damn. I couldn't make cup-o-noodles to save myself please..... yeah. However, I'm away that if I put.. say, a kitten.. in said microwave, it would explode be nice and warm and toasty. Or perhaps, toasted. But I cannot even

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[soundsystem_]

Dude, just raid Orochimaru-sama's kitchen. Not like he's here.

;_;

[suicideoflove]

Nooo. I couldn't do so. I could not possibly live with the guilt of having eatten some of his food.. oh nooo..

Re: ;_;

[soundsystem_]

Why not? *munching on Wheaties*
It's not like he's eating it.

..

[suicideoflove]

Well.. Uh.. I'm not sure. -Shrugs.-

[kotetzumo]

Naw, said kitty wouldn't be toast, at least not from a conventional microwave. It doesn't brown, only heats the water molecules. At best it would be warm. At worst it would be a highly staticy, highly dried out piece of fluff (from the boiling water molecules evaporating off). Unless you saran-wrapped it first. Then it'd be a different story.

[suicideoflove]

DON'T GET MAD, GET GLAD. -Coughs.- Hey, I watch the news. Like the lady who put her dog in the microwave. IT EXPLODED. And the lady who put her baby in the microwave.. sad story.. Sigh.

[kotetzumo]

Yeah, that is sad.

[suicideoflove]

Yeah.. That poor microwave..