Please! Help me!

[iamnotmagic]

My guinea pigs stare at me when I sit on the couch, it makes me feel afraid. There is a bird-man living in my closet...he only shows up at night, if the closet door is open. He pecks at my fiance's pecker, rendering it useless. This means I get no sex. I went to the grocery store yesterday and the oranges had bruises on them- now I fear my vitamin

Comments

[hellodoctor]

ROFL U R TEH RANDOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aidsadelic]

Join the community. You may NOT judge others before being judged yourself.

rofl dumass

[soulweefer]

Yeah, you should just kill yourself.

[iamnotmagic]

I'll do that *aims steel toed boots at your head* oops I missed, shucks.

[steelgrrrlmai]

Nice and random. you seem fun.

[iamnotmagic]

;) life is fun...live it- you'll see