we'll laugh as we die, and we'll celebrate the end of things with cheap champage.
QUESTiONS..
`*..do you drink// rarely.
`*..how many times have you been drunk// lost count.
`*..is your best friend a virgin// rotfl. no.
`*..do you wear short shorts// to bed.
`*..how many people have you slept with// none of yo biznazz.
`*..do you get along with your mom// yeh.
`*..how many guys have you kissed// i dunno. 15?
`*..been so drunk you couldn't remember your name// ya.
`*..do you have any eating disorders// no.
`*..piercings or tattoos// ya. ears, double navel, tongue, lip.
`*..do you wear shirts that show your clevage// no.
`*..ever wear shirts that show your belly button// ew, no.
`*..have you ever smoked// yes.
`*..are you a regular smoker// fuck no.
`*..do you have any kids// dozens!
`*..do you think you could be pregnant// nope.
WEiRD QUESTiONS..
`*..ever find yourself wishing to poke people with sticks// no, thats so fucking 3rd grade.
`*..ever taped your nose to your face// no?
`*..do you wish you could live in another realm// are you kidding me?
`*..have you ever ran in circles like an elf// elves do that?
`*..do you pick your nose for a living// duh.
`*..do you fart in public// silent but deadly.
`*..do you pick wedgies in public// yes.
`*..what's your view on religion// i don't care for it.
`*..ever stop to smell the roses// no.
`*..what about wake up and smell the coffee// no.
`*..can you smell// no, i'm always congested. :[
`*..gotten so drunk you didn't know where you were// ya.
MORE QUESTiONS..
`*..what is the most common question you get asked// "did that hurt?"
`*..your usual response// "uh, ya."
`*..what's your natural hair color// who knows.
`*..eye color// b-b-b-brrrown.
`*..how tall are you without shoes// 5'0.
`*..favorite colors// pink.
`*..what's your highest level of education// some college.
`*..how many surveys have you taken// millions.
`*..do you have any siblings// yes.
`*..if yes how many// uh. 4 i think
`*..do you have any pets// yep.
`*..if yes, what kind// dog, fish, turtle.
`*..what's your sexual prefrence// shannon.
`*..do you agree that men are little boys in men's bodies// no.
`*..do you have your own site// no.
`*..do you sleep with clothes on// ya.
iN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU..
`*..cried// no.
`*..helped someone// prolly not.
`*..bought something// no.
`*..gotten sick// im always sick.
`*..gone to the movies// no.
`*..said i love you// yes.
`*..written a letter// no.
`*..moved on// no.
`*..talked to an ex// no.
`*..missed an ex// yes.
`*..talked to a crush// no.
`*..had a serious talk// no.
`*..missed someone// yes.
`*..hugged someone// no
`*..fought with your parents// no
`*..fought with a friend// no.
DO YOU//WHAT..
`*..wear eye shadow// no.
`*..put on a 'front'// sometimes i put up a front like i care
`*..kiss on the first date// sometimes.
`*..have a crush on someone// no.
`*..eat with your mouth open// no. ew.
`*..color is the carpet in your room// er, beige?
`*..the last CD you bought// i burn 'em.
RANDOM QUESTiONS...
`*..how did you spend last summer// half with shannon, the other half missing her.
`*..are you lonely// yes.
`*..are you happy// sometimes. but not right now.
`*..are you wearing pajamas// yes.
`*..are you talking to someone online// no.
`*..what's your astrological sign// capricorn.
`*..what are you listening or watching right now// my chemical romance.
ohoo, i miss you.
`*..do you drink// rarely.
`*..how many times have you been drunk// lost count.
`*..is your best friend a virgin// rotfl. no.
`*..do you wear short shorts// to bed.
`*..how many people have you slept with// none of yo biznazz.
`*..do you get along with your mom// yeh.
`*..how many guys have you kissed// i dunno. 15?
`*..been so drunk you couldn't remember your name// ya.
`*..do you have any eating disorders// no.
`*..piercings or tattoos// ya. ears, double navel, tongue, lip.
`*..do you wear shirts that show your clevage// no.
`*..ever wear shirts that show your belly button// ew, no.
`*..have you ever smoked// yes.
`*..are you a regular smoker// fuck no.
`*..do you have any kids// dozens!
`*..do you think you could be pregnant// nope.
WEiRD QUESTiONS..
`*..ever find yourself wishing to poke people with sticks// no, thats so fucking 3rd grade.
`*..ever taped your nose to your face// no?
`*..do you wish you could live in another realm// are you kidding me?
`*..have you ever ran in circles like an elf// elves do that?
`*..do you pick your nose for a living// duh.
`*..do you fart in public// silent but deadly.
`*..do you pick wedgies in public// yes.
`*..what's your view on religion// i don't care for it.
`*..ever stop to smell the roses// no.
`*..what about wake up and smell the coffee// no.
`*..can you smell// no, i'm always congested. :[
`*..gotten so drunk you didn't know where you were// ya.
MORE QUESTiONS..
`*..what is the most common question you get asked// "did that hurt?"
`*..your usual response// "uh, ya."
`*..what's your natural hair color// who knows.
`*..eye color// b-b-b-brrrown.
`*..how tall are you without shoes// 5'0.
`*..favorite colors// pink.
`*..what's your highest level of education// some college.
`*..how many surveys have you taken// millions.
`*..do you have any siblings// yes.
`*..if yes how many// uh. 4 i think
`*..do you have any pets// yep.
`*..if yes, what kind// dog, fish, turtle.
`*..what's your sexual prefrence// shannon.
`*..do you agree that men are little boys in men's bodies// no.
`*..do you have your own site// no.
`*..do you sleep with clothes on// ya.
iN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU..
`*..cried// no.
`*..helped someone// prolly not.
`*..bought something// no.
`*..gotten sick// im always sick.
`*..gone to the movies// no.
`*..said i love you// yes.
`*..written a letter// no.
`*..moved on// no.
`*..talked to an ex// no.
`*..missed an ex// yes.
`*..talked to a crush// no.
`*..had a serious talk// no.
`*..missed someone// yes.
`*..hugged someone// no
`*..fought with your parents// no
`*..fought with a friend// no.
DO YOU//WHAT..
`*..wear eye shadow// no.
`*..put on a 'front'// sometimes i put up a front like i care
`*..kiss on the first date// sometimes.
`*..have a crush on someone// no.
`*..eat with your mouth open// no. ew.
`*..color is the carpet in your room// er, beige?
`*..the last CD you bought// i burn 'em.
RANDOM QUESTiONS...
`*..how did you spend last summer// half with shannon, the other half missing her.
`*..are you lonely// yes.
`*..are you happy// sometimes. but not right now.
`*..are you wearing pajamas// yes.
`*..are you talking to someone online// no.
`*..what's your astrological sign// capricorn.
`*..what are you listening or watching right now// my chemical romance.
ohoo, i miss you.