Havent updated this journal in ages so Im going to go for the easy option and just do some shitty quiz to let you all know Im still alive just about ish ( Read more... )

Ack! I lost my voice damn it.... gay ( Read more... )

In the space in time that ive been digitally absent i have gone on holiday, got myself a new and amusing title at work and generally bummed about drank and went out. The usual ( Read more... )

So birthday wohoo. I finally hit 20.... which is nice and slightly scary. I didnt think id be alive this long... damn it what the hell do i do now? Plan the rest of my life i guess, how nice. I think im gonna own a duck or something, there thats all the thought im putting into that for tnite ( Read more... )

Its nice to be back. Dreading results day, im of the opinion that whatever i get now im not going to be happy - never a good way to deal with a situation but whatever ( Read more... )

Some great questions, brought to you by Peter Kay:
1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
5) Why is ( Read more... )

Just got back from ice bar and have discovered everyone (all the staff there and at the monks retreat) know about emma's slightly worrying curiosity concerning the honeypot. i fear im going to end up drinking in there one night... so far we've spoke to several taxi drivers about it (i now know the opening times) the bouncers who work there and most ( Read more... )

Why am i still awake.... sleep damn it sleep.... gaaah!

This weekend is bad... very bad. And all i have to look forward to is fucking uni *sighs ( Read more... )

How ironic there... anyways quick update. Just saying hello to everyone, my laptop is now virus free thanks to my perverted scientific evil genious (yeah matthew the quiz doesnt lie hehe) so im now officially up and running again *cheers ( Read more... )