HeadButt

[suit_dude]

Last year I wrote an entry detailing how my girlfriend’s head was attempting to kill me - obviously her head has thus far been unsuccessful and I had since come to believe that it had given up on the notion that I was the spawn of Satan and needed to be eradicated.

Christ I can be gullible sometimes. Alright, most times. Shut up

Comments

[gt_general]

Tram-amp-oline! hahahaha

Hey, I recall a drunk conversation regarding a jam, something about blues/jazz and Neil Young. Whats goin on with that dude?

[suit_dude]

Still totally keen on that and so's Suss. We should make it a Saturday afternoon thing followed by a post-jam debriefing at the Duke. Or Matthew Talbot's - whatever's closer.

Email me at suit_dude@walla.com

SD

[deensey]

Mmmm, Neil Young. He was at Live8 on Saturday...

[dr_sockman]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i nearly fell off my chair.

That's classic.

I want to see pics of you in a stackhat and flanno pjs with a suit printed on them.

[suit_dude]

I want to see pics of you in a stackhat and flanno pjs with a suit printed on them.

Now there's an idea - does Hugo Boss make PJs?

SD

[deensey]

Next the robo cat will come after you with it's elusive cat bark.

[suit_dude]

Yeah, Miss P's Butt will probably activate the secret, hidden sub-routines:

"Walk About The Dude Head"
"Scratch Crap out of Sleeping Dude Gonad"
"Make the Dude Bark Noise"

Hang on, Mickey does that already ...

SD

[deensey]

It's all a conspiracy. Mickey has reprogrammed Miss P's head and butt to attack you! I see it now.

[bluevirago]

I seriously have no idea why men complain about things like this.

You were in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and you still complain when bad things happen (assuming, of course, that you consider waking up with your g/f's naked butt on your face - something I am sure I am not alone in assuming most straight men would probably not complain about too heartily - a bad thing).

Take some responsilbity young man. This was your own fault, and you were punished for it.

Try taking your medicine like a man, in future...

[suit_dude]

Try taking your medicine like a man

In this case I did.

I was thoroughly skullfucked.

SD

[bluevirago]

But, you forget the very wise words of Frank 'n' Furter...

"A skull-fuck can be nice, Janet Weiss"

Maybe it was mind-fuck, but you get the point.

[suit_dude]

the very wise words of Frank 'n' Furter...

You've just given me an idea for another entry entitled, "The Day Richard O'Brien Grabbed my Ass".

True story - ask me about it next time I see you.

Shudder.

SD

[darktower6]

...o_O
bwahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!