Office of the Dean | Wednesday Afternoon

[suit_of_awesome]

Like any other day in the office, Barney was chillaxing like the Very Important Person he was.

He accomplished this by making his bobbleheads fight.

"That's right Sobby, take it like a girl!"

The stormtrooper was so gonna win and then it would be time to sip alcohol from a lovely melon. Maybe later he'd steeple his fingers and practice his

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[guardianborn]

Rose knew she looked hot when she stopped by Dean Stinson's office. It was really a point of pride there, yes, especially after he'd been calling her an ugly, fat whore on the radio for the last two weeks.

Oh, good, and the door was open. Which meant she didn't have to go all crazy and kick it down or anything. "Wow, how do you get off calling someone else ugly?"

[suit_of_awesome]

Barney didn't have the slightest clue who this chick was, but those were some definite crazy eyes rolling around in her head.

An easy adjustment of his tie and the Dean set his patronizing smile on this new arrival. "Ugly? You mean Sobby here on my desk?" He flicked the bobblehead to show what he meant.

Now, if only he'd taken up security on the offer to install a panic button under his desk.

[guardianborn]

It was amazing how that patronizing look upped her rage level from annoyed to pissed. "Nope, I mean you," she replied. "And your ugly ass suit."

Adrian dressed so much better.

[suit_of_awesome]

GASP!

"Excuse you! I'm sorry that whatever slum-like hell dimension you come from doesn't have what we here in America call taste, but that is No Reason to insult my SUIT. Now, what nombre do you go by, jail bait? Wait, lemme find a pen..."

Students were so much more trouble than Barney had time for! Also, where were all his pens?