Well fuck you TIME Magazine

[suitesubstitute]

This past weeks Time Magazine has taught me a number of things. First that "Religious people are less stressed and happier than nonbelievers." Additionally that "optimists live longer than pessimists." and finally that on average a person's satisfaction with their life is proportional to the amount of money they make. So as a non-religious

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[starredgirl]

Take a cue from the religious right and BURN the magazine.

oh, honey

[skippymagee]

don't stress, my precious dear. just focus on how sweet your, apparently close at hand, demise will be you pessimistic, nonreligious and therefore incapable of truly enjoying life, poor(in every sense of the word) boy. if it makes you feel any better, stewie's got a few words for you.
"Hey. Hey there, big fella. You okay? Want a soda?"
Love ya, babe

screw you!

[skippymagee]

dude, you have office? i want somma that! sorry, i know that this is comment is totally unrelated but i just noticed that you have office and you never told me. that's it. we're through. don't even try to apologize. i'm gone. (but if i see you sometime in the future will you let me snag somma it?)

Re: screw you!

[suitesubstitute]

yeah i got it......and it's in chicago so if you want it you have to come visit me after you get back from Merry Olde