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[suitsandboots]

its weird, ive been having one particular dream since i was like thirteen. the dream always starts with me getting home from work. i walk into the room and begin taking off my tie (maybe im a big deal), the dreams in color, but for some reason, everything is overpowered by the moon, so everything is illuminated by white. i take off my shoes and

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[joeyready]

i hooked up my single speed, its bad ass

80's motobecane

[chaffmoney]

i was sitting at the edge of my parent's bed. it was the late 80s so their bedspread was brown and tan. my cousin (who i had a crush on at the time) and i were watching the "everybody's doing a brand new dance now, come on baby, do the locomotion" video and eating reese's pieces. they were huge. the pieces. it took two hands for them to make their way into my mouth. i looked at one, and it became a giant booger, which didn't stop me from eating it.

years after that dream, i couldn't eat reese's pieces because my imagination made the booger taste take over their peanut buttery goodness.

[ashernumberfour]

whos camilla insom?

[joeyready]

yo mama bitch!!

[ashernumberfour]

oooo clever and informative.

hbgsdh

[suitsandboots]

that girl from new york... the crazy hot model broad.