[FIC] Sexual tension
Title: Sexual Tension
Author: Suju_sapna or Sweetdrugs
Rating: NC-17
Length: Double shot
Pairing: Yunjae
WARNING : YAOI
Summary : When Yunho and Jaejoong always fight and their friends decided that they had enough!
It was funny how Jaejoong and Yunho had the same friends yet could not stand one another. Though in high school they got along pretty well since their first year in Uni as freshmen things had only worsened. Not one single day could go without a yell or two, a bickering or big fight, punches against kicks. Someday Yunho would show up with big bruise on his face an other day it would be Jaejoong limping a legs behind him. And so it goes. Their friends did not try to interfere anymore as the first time they did Yoochun got punched, Junsu cried, Changmin throw up after one kick in his stomach, Heechul broke his nail, even Siwon got knocked up by Jaejoong bitchy but hard slap. Whenever the two started to discuss fight they just went away pretending to not know them.
Now in the last year of Uni things did not change, well they did change as both of the men’s strength have grown up making their fight even more violent. They clearly noted as the two tried to act more like adult as the fight were less than before but the animosity, it was another thing.
To prevent any of this to happen, their friends knew how to act, it was now an automatism, things they did unconsciously as they it was too many times repeated.
They made the two sat far from each others, when they were in school, eating, even when they went out altogether. A security perimeter of 4 meters had been installed between the two.
And they could only sigh in alleviation whenever the two had separated classes. That was not that often in the week but every hour of them were benediction for the flock.
They did not even know why Yunho and Jaejoong despite each others like this, they had stopped to try to understand as the only answer they have gotten from them was “I hate them as simply as it is”
But today Shim almighty Changmin had THE answer. And it was what made him run like a mad in the amphi flying up the stairs to reach his friends.
“I know!” he slammed the magazine he was holding on the table his friends were gathered around, startling every of them ay the sudden enter.
Changmin panted hard looking around his friends who were now looking at him curiously.
“Is there anything you don’t know?” Heechul asked.
“Shut up bitch!” Heechul threw his middle finger to the uneven breathing man but did not reply.
“So?” Yoochun made his word last long hinting Changmin that they were all waiting for him to enlighten them.
“Look!” he pointed his finger to the magazine that was laid on the table before their eyes.
“Changmin, where did you get that magazine from?” Siwon poked the magazine as it was a sin trying to remove it from the table desk without touching it. Quite a hard task.
“Not a big deal!” he waved the question off with the back of his hand.
“Changmin there are naked girls being penetrated on the cover!” Siwon panicked trying to push the magazine far away from him. They all laughed at his action.
“Come on Siwon we all know everybody has one under their bed!” Donghae patted Siwon’s back to reassure him that he had no need to feign horror.
“What are you talking about? I don’t ! Do you?” Siwon turned around eyes as wide as plate at the thought of having this kind of sin under his sacred bed. Donghae chuckled awkwardly glancing about pleading help with his eyes.
“Ehm, Of course I don’t! Only Changmin do!”
“Anyway!” Changmin cut them loudly “I have The resolution of our problem!”
“Which is?” asked curiously Hankyung.
“Yunjae”
They all groaned at the couple name begging God that one of them will be absent today. They always pray however it never happens.
“And what Yunho and Jaejoong have to do with a porno magazine?” Junsu furrowed his eyebrows not catching the link.
“Everything, I tell you! EVERYTHING!”
“I don’t understand”
“Of course you would not!”
“Fucking asshole!”
“Can you get to the point already?”
“Yunjae had been fighting each others since ages, and now that I know why, we will have finally a peaceful day!”
Yoochun arched an eyebrow at the adamant face Changmin was giving them.
“Where did you get that?”
“In it” he pointed the magazine and opened at a marked page before throwing it to the quizzical man who took it to read the chronicle punctuated with erotic pictures. It took only one minute before Yoochun looked up at his friend grinning ears to ears.
“I see! I knew it!”
“What?” all the others demanded leaning forward the now laughing man.
“They are sexually frustrated!” they all gawked at the now two laughing man, mind assimilating what they have been told to, Siwon being the only one to grimaced at the thought.
“You kidding me?” asked Kyunhyun gaping like a fish “All we had to do all this time, was to find some hot chicks for them to fuck?”
“No you don’t understand” Heechul slowly smirked as he began to see where it was going. “They only need to fuck each other! The sexual tension is between them”
“You’re catching quite fast for a bitch!” Heechul scrunched his nose at him determined to not let the younger has what he wanted in other word a shout back, he would be too pleased!
“That’s all?” Sungmin did not really think it was it. “I mean they always fight, I don’t think they want each other This way!”
“Denial! Pretty boy! Denial!” Changmin answered him “Read it” he shoved the article under Sungmin’s nose who hesitated a little before grasping it and red.
“That doesn’t prove anything!” Sungmin put the magazine aside giving it to the person next to him, Siwon looked at it disbelievingly and leant further in his chair when Sungmin’s hand came too close to him. Sungmin shook his hand impatiently and turned around to see why the journal was still in his hand. When he caught the sight of the frightening Siwon flinching at every shuffled the pages did, he sighed and threw it to Ryeowook. Who did not seem too happy to have it.
“For god’s sake Siwon, it is just a magazine! Magazine!”
“You don’t know what Changmin had done with it!”
“And you surely don’t want to!”
Siwon whimpered at the youngest’s comment too shocked to hear such thing from someone younger than him. Donghae once again patted his shoulder.
“Sungmin, Yunho is the alpha male type! He sweats sexual Hormone every time that even you can’t stop drooling over his muscles exactly the kind of man described in there” Sungmin blushed “In a way he is always giving his attention to Jaejoong by always bickering with him. Same goes for Jaejoong! He is so sexy that even church boy got a nosebleed, he is the definition of lust!”
“That no true!” Siwon was almost on the verge of crying, why did everyone was picking on him today.
“It’s like they are playing cats and mouse since 3 years! They want each other but can’t bring themselves to admit it” Changmin plainly ignored Siwon and continued his speech.
“And so what are we doing with it?” Kangin lowered the sheet revealing his and Hyukjae faces and looked at Changmin curiously.
“Hyukjae you’re drooling” pointed Yoochun. The man wiped his mouth hurriedly, panicking over the fact, not really wanting to be caught fantasying.
“I’m not!” Yoochun merely shrugged his shoulders while Junsu sniggered at his friend.
“We will have to hook them up” Changmin finally drop the bomb.
“You crazy?”
“They’ll eat each other, like literally”
“There will be blood”
“Even with god’s help, it will never be possible!”
“I don’t want to die!”
“Fuck your god Siwon!”
“That impossible”
“I don’t want to see the massacre”
“It’s like asking you to stop watching porno!”
“If Jae knows about it he will kill us!”
“And Yunho will have our balls!”
“Shim fucking Changmin, that’s not even funny!”
“SHUT UP YOU ALL”
And they did.
“Listen it’s our chance! I mean we can’t have one time together without their incessant bickering! It doesn’t cost anything to try, right?”
“Anything? Anything? Like, seriously Changmin you think they will let us go after that?”
“Hankyung If it works, then they will only kiss us thank!”
Everyone thought of this option. Yeah that could work. And if it does they would have finally an happy life. Yeah Yunjae had this big impact on their life.
“I’m in!” Yoochun was the first to agree with Changmin then Kyuhyun and Junsu followed his decision. Kangin and Leeteuk only nodded their head while Sungmin, Ryeowook and Yesung shook their head in disbelief but eventually surrender. Kibum merely shrugged as he knew he was too discreet and maybe would be able to override Yunjae’s wrath if anything was to turn wrong.
“Ok I’m in but if Jae goes ballistic, YOU will be the one he will be taking out his anger at!” Hankyung clarified pressing repeatedly his finger on Changmin’s chest to accentuate his point. Donghae and Hyukjae nodded their head behind the Chinese to approve his speech.
Siwon turned away from them to face Shindong who had been eating all the while not really taking part to the conversation.
“They are crazy!”
“They are right though!”
Siwon eyes widened as he looked at his munching friend.
“Not you too!” he whined he banged his head on the table asking himself why he had crazy friends like them.
“Oh yeah we are going to have fun!” heechul beamed on his spot, clapping his hand happily.
“Hold on, diva, you’re not the one getting laid don’t shake your butt like this!!”
“You killed the mood!”
______________________________
They had all settled the plan, well without Siwon who was pouting on his table and Shindong who was now digesting. And they were not even surprised to hear the two they had been talking about, before they could even saw them.
This time it was Jaejoong who entered the amphi first stomping toward them and glaring to whoever was on his way.
“Why, remind me why they have to take the same bus?” Sungmin whispered desperately at his friend.
“Because they live next to each other, maybe?!” Changmin whispered back at him, irony dripping from his tone. Sungmin grunted at him but eyes never leaving Jaejoong’s coming figure.
“Why this asshole is still alive?” Jaejoong yelled as he slammed his bag on the table near Junsu who back away at the impact.
“Because you still had not killed him?!” asked Yoochun.
“I wish I could! Why I did not?”
“Because if you ever did you’ll go to jail!” Changmin answered like every time Jaejoong asked the question, and it was every day.
“Ah yes right!” Jaejoong slumped down in his chair crossing his arms over his chest and pouted.
“By the way where is he?” Kyunhyun looked around to see where the last of his friend was.
“Does it look like I give a fuck about it?” shoted Jaejoong sending daggers to his direction.
“No, right” Kyunhyun avoided the pretty man’s eyes and finally saw Yunho.
“Kim you fucking broke my nose!” Yunho came in the room looking as angered as Jaejoong had been. They all sighed, the hell began.
“Serve you right! You should have stopped the bus when you saw I was running behind!”
“It’s not my fault that your ass is too big that you can bear it!”
“And it’s not my fault that your nose his too big that it can’t avoid the doors!”
Yoochun and Hankyung helped Yunho to sit on the chair (far away from Jaejoong) while Sungmin and Ryeowook were looking for some tissue to stop the nosebleed. They did not want their friend to die from major blood loss. Kibum came to help and maintained Yunho’s head tilted backward while the two others wiped Yunho’s nose.
“I’ll fucking kill him! I have a competition tomorrow!” Yunho muttered, he could already see the face of his coach when he comes at the Dojo the next morning.
“You’ll what Jung?”
“What? Are you turning deaf over masturbation?” (In france we said that if a boy masturbate too much he will turn deaf and bald)
“You!” Jaejoong shot up only to be pushed down back on his chair by Junsu and Heechul.
“Stop this you two! It’s too early for that!” sighed Donghae as he massaged his temple trying to soothe the yelling sound away.
“He was the one who had started it!” Jaejoong pointed one finger accusingly toward Jaejoong.
“You’re just too fat for your own good!”
And so the bickering resumed. Donghae sighed once again looking for Changmin as the man was the only one to have enough voice to usually stop those two.
Changmin was at the far end of the amphi writing down god knows what, earplugs shoved in his ears and head bobbing at the rhythm of the playing song.
“Fucker” they all whispered.
Author: Suju_sapna or Sweetdrugs
Rating: NC-17
Length: Double shot
Pairing: Yunjae
WARNING : YAOI
Summary : When Yunho and Jaejoong always fight and their friends decided that they had enough!
It was funny how Jaejoong and Yunho had the same friends yet could not stand one another. Though in high school they got along pretty well since their first year in Uni as freshmen things had only worsened. Not one single day could go without a yell or two, a bickering or big fight, punches against kicks. Someday Yunho would show up with big bruise on his face an other day it would be Jaejoong limping a legs behind him. And so it goes. Their friends did not try to interfere anymore as the first time they did Yoochun got punched, Junsu cried, Changmin throw up after one kick in his stomach, Heechul broke his nail, even Siwon got knocked up by Jaejoong bitchy but hard slap. Whenever the two started to discuss fight they just went away pretending to not know them.
Now in the last year of Uni things did not change, well they did change as both of the men’s strength have grown up making their fight even more violent. They clearly noted as the two tried to act more like adult as the fight were less than before but the animosity, it was another thing.
To prevent any of this to happen, their friends knew how to act, it was now an automatism, things they did unconsciously as they it was too many times repeated.
They made the two sat far from each others, when they were in school, eating, even when they went out altogether. A security perimeter of 4 meters had been installed between the two.
And they could only sigh in alleviation whenever the two had separated classes. That was not that often in the week but every hour of them were benediction for the flock.
They did not even know why Yunho and Jaejoong despite each others like this, they had stopped to try to understand as the only answer they have gotten from them was “I hate them as simply as it is”
But today Shim almighty Changmin had THE answer. And it was what made him run like a mad in the amphi flying up the stairs to reach his friends.
“I know!” he slammed the magazine he was holding on the table his friends were gathered around, startling every of them ay the sudden enter.
Changmin panted hard looking around his friends who were now looking at him curiously.
“Is there anything you don’t know?” Heechul asked.
“Shut up bitch!” Heechul threw his middle finger to the uneven breathing man but did not reply.
“So?” Yoochun made his word last long hinting Changmin that they were all waiting for him to enlighten them.
“Look!” he pointed his finger to the magazine that was laid on the table before their eyes.
“Changmin, where did you get that magazine from?” Siwon poked the magazine as it was a sin trying to remove it from the table desk without touching it. Quite a hard task.
“Not a big deal!” he waved the question off with the back of his hand.
“Changmin there are naked girls being penetrated on the cover!” Siwon panicked trying to push the magazine far away from him. They all laughed at his action.
“Come on Siwon we all know everybody has one under their bed!” Donghae patted Siwon’s back to reassure him that he had no need to feign horror.
“What are you talking about? I don’t ! Do you?” Siwon turned around eyes as wide as plate at the thought of having this kind of sin under his sacred bed. Donghae chuckled awkwardly glancing about pleading help with his eyes.
“Ehm, Of course I don’t! Only Changmin do!”
“Anyway!” Changmin cut them loudly “I have The resolution of our problem!”
“Which is?” asked curiously Hankyung.
“Yunjae”
They all groaned at the couple name begging God that one of them will be absent today. They always pray however it never happens.
“And what Yunho and Jaejoong have to do with a porno magazine?” Junsu furrowed his eyebrows not catching the link.
“Everything, I tell you! EVERYTHING!”
“I don’t understand”
“Of course you would not!”
“Fucking asshole!”
“Can you get to the point already?”
“Yunjae had been fighting each others since ages, and now that I know why, we will have finally a peaceful day!”
Yoochun arched an eyebrow at the adamant face Changmin was giving them.
“Where did you get that?”
“In it” he pointed the magazine and opened at a marked page before throwing it to the quizzical man who took it to read the chronicle punctuated with erotic pictures. It took only one minute before Yoochun looked up at his friend grinning ears to ears.
“I see! I knew it!”
“What?” all the others demanded leaning forward the now laughing man.
“They are sexually frustrated!” they all gawked at the now two laughing man, mind assimilating what they have been told to, Siwon being the only one to grimaced at the thought.
“You kidding me?” asked Kyunhyun gaping like a fish “All we had to do all this time, was to find some hot chicks for them to fuck?”
“No you don’t understand” Heechul slowly smirked as he began to see where it was going. “They only need to fuck each other! The sexual tension is between them”
“You’re catching quite fast for a bitch!” Heechul scrunched his nose at him determined to not let the younger has what he wanted in other word a shout back, he would be too pleased!
“That’s all?” Sungmin did not really think it was it. “I mean they always fight, I don’t think they want each other This way!”
“Denial! Pretty boy! Denial!” Changmin answered him “Read it” he shoved the article under Sungmin’s nose who hesitated a little before grasping it and red.
“That doesn’t prove anything!” Sungmin put the magazine aside giving it to the person next to him, Siwon looked at it disbelievingly and leant further in his chair when Sungmin’s hand came too close to him. Sungmin shook his hand impatiently and turned around to see why the journal was still in his hand. When he caught the sight of the frightening Siwon flinching at every shuffled the pages did, he sighed and threw it to Ryeowook. Who did not seem too happy to have it.
“For god’s sake Siwon, it is just a magazine! Magazine!”
“You don’t know what Changmin had done with it!”
“And you surely don’t want to!”
Siwon whimpered at the youngest’s comment too shocked to hear such thing from someone younger than him. Donghae once again patted his shoulder.
“Sungmin, Yunho is the alpha male type! He sweats sexual Hormone every time that even you can’t stop drooling over his muscles exactly the kind of man described in there” Sungmin blushed “In a way he is always giving his attention to Jaejoong by always bickering with him. Same goes for Jaejoong! He is so sexy that even church boy got a nosebleed, he is the definition of lust!”
“That no true!” Siwon was almost on the verge of crying, why did everyone was picking on him today.
“It’s like they are playing cats and mouse since 3 years! They want each other but can’t bring themselves to admit it” Changmin plainly ignored Siwon and continued his speech.
“And so what are we doing with it?” Kangin lowered the sheet revealing his and Hyukjae faces and looked at Changmin curiously.
“Hyukjae you’re drooling” pointed Yoochun. The man wiped his mouth hurriedly, panicking over the fact, not really wanting to be caught fantasying.
“I’m not!” Yoochun merely shrugged his shoulders while Junsu sniggered at his friend.
“We will have to hook them up” Changmin finally drop the bomb.
“You crazy?”
“They’ll eat each other, like literally”
“There will be blood”
“Even with god’s help, it will never be possible!”
“I don’t want to die!”
“Fuck your god Siwon!”
“That impossible”
“I don’t want to see the massacre”
“It’s like asking you to stop watching porno!”
“If Jae knows about it he will kill us!”
“And Yunho will have our balls!”
“Shim fucking Changmin, that’s not even funny!”
“SHUT UP YOU ALL”
And they did.
“Listen it’s our chance! I mean we can’t have one time together without their incessant bickering! It doesn’t cost anything to try, right?”
“Anything? Anything? Like, seriously Changmin you think they will let us go after that?”
“Hankyung If it works, then they will only kiss us thank!”
Everyone thought of this option. Yeah that could work. And if it does they would have finally an happy life. Yeah Yunjae had this big impact on their life.
“I’m in!” Yoochun was the first to agree with Changmin then Kyuhyun and Junsu followed his decision. Kangin and Leeteuk only nodded their head while Sungmin, Ryeowook and Yesung shook their head in disbelief but eventually surrender. Kibum merely shrugged as he knew he was too discreet and maybe would be able to override Yunjae’s wrath if anything was to turn wrong.
“Ok I’m in but if Jae goes ballistic, YOU will be the one he will be taking out his anger at!” Hankyung clarified pressing repeatedly his finger on Changmin’s chest to accentuate his point. Donghae and Hyukjae nodded their head behind the Chinese to approve his speech.
Siwon turned away from them to face Shindong who had been eating all the while not really taking part to the conversation.
“They are crazy!”
“They are right though!”
Siwon eyes widened as he looked at his munching friend.
“Not you too!” he whined he banged his head on the table asking himself why he had crazy friends like them.
“Oh yeah we are going to have fun!” heechul beamed on his spot, clapping his hand happily.
“Hold on, diva, you’re not the one getting laid don’t shake your butt like this!!”
“You killed the mood!”
______________________________
They had all settled the plan, well without Siwon who was pouting on his table and Shindong who was now digesting. And they were not even surprised to hear the two they had been talking about, before they could even saw them.
This time it was Jaejoong who entered the amphi first stomping toward them and glaring to whoever was on his way.
“Why, remind me why they have to take the same bus?” Sungmin whispered desperately at his friend.
“Because they live next to each other, maybe?!” Changmin whispered back at him, irony dripping from his tone. Sungmin grunted at him but eyes never leaving Jaejoong’s coming figure.
“Why this asshole is still alive?” Jaejoong yelled as he slammed his bag on the table near Junsu who back away at the impact.
“Because you still had not killed him?!” asked Yoochun.
“I wish I could! Why I did not?”
“Because if you ever did you’ll go to jail!” Changmin answered like every time Jaejoong asked the question, and it was every day.
“Ah yes right!” Jaejoong slumped down in his chair crossing his arms over his chest and pouted.
“By the way where is he?” Kyunhyun looked around to see where the last of his friend was.
“Does it look like I give a fuck about it?” shoted Jaejoong sending daggers to his direction.
“No, right” Kyunhyun avoided the pretty man’s eyes and finally saw Yunho.
“Kim you fucking broke my nose!” Yunho came in the room looking as angered as Jaejoong had been. They all sighed, the hell began.
“Serve you right! You should have stopped the bus when you saw I was running behind!”
“It’s not my fault that your ass is too big that you can bear it!”
“And it’s not my fault that your nose his too big that it can’t avoid the doors!”
Yoochun and Hankyung helped Yunho to sit on the chair (far away from Jaejoong) while Sungmin and Ryeowook were looking for some tissue to stop the nosebleed. They did not want their friend to die from major blood loss. Kibum came to help and maintained Yunho’s head tilted backward while the two others wiped Yunho’s nose.
“I’ll fucking kill him! I have a competition tomorrow!” Yunho muttered, he could already see the face of his coach when he comes at the Dojo the next morning.
“You’ll what Jung?”
“What? Are you turning deaf over masturbation?” (In france we said that if a boy masturbate too much he will turn deaf and bald)
“You!” Jaejoong shot up only to be pushed down back on his chair by Junsu and Heechul.
“Stop this you two! It’s too early for that!” sighed Donghae as he massaged his temple trying to soothe the yelling sound away.
“He was the one who had started it!” Jaejoong pointed one finger accusingly toward Jaejoong.
“You’re just too fat for your own good!”
And so the bickering resumed. Donghae sighed once again looking for Changmin as the man was the only one to have enough voice to usually stop those two.
Changmin was at the far end of the amphi writing down god knows what, earplugs shoved in his ears and head bobbing at the rhythm of the playing song.
“Fucker” they all whispered.