Title: More than Besties 7
Title: More Than Besties
Author: Suju_Shinki
Length: 7/?
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, others
Genre: Fluff, Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys are starting college. And guess what? There's friendship, jealousy, sex, some weed, alcohol and love there too.
AN: Sequel to “Besties”
Chapter 7:Jaejoong knows Swedish
So when they got home, they realized they were kinda homeless.
"How could you forget to sign us in?" Yoochun asked, shaking his head. "I'd can't count on you to do anything."
"Shut up! You could have signed us in!" Junsu said and was ready to reach over the table and smack Yoochun over the head, but remembered the face-table incident from back at the beach house.
"Yeah, well so could you. My mom isn't going to let me live at home, that's for sure. I'm going to have to live on the streets, all because of you. I hate your guts."
"You know...Jaejoong's offer-"
"No."
"But it beats having to take to ride the bus for an hour to get to the university. We don't really have a choice."
Yoochun stared at the newspaper with apartment adds. Everything was far, far out of their financial range. He sighed.
And that's how they ended up on Shirley's doorstep just a few hours later.
"You came," Jaejoong grinned happily. "I bet you she'll be happy when she hears."
"It was this or sleeping under a bridge," Yoochun shrugged and dropped his bags in the hallway.
"Stop being so dramatic." Junsu dropped his bags onto Yoochun's and looked around. "This apartment it pretty huge. Is Shirley rich?"
"Well...Kinda," Jaejoong said. "She isn't home right now, she doesn‘t-"
"Where's Yunho?" Yoochun interupted.
Jaejoong looked away. "I don't know."
"Have you talked to him since we came back?" Yoochun prodded.
"Yoochun, don't be an ass. If it wasn't for Jaejoong you'd be sleeping under a bridge, remember?" Junsu said and pushed his friend further into Shirley's home. The were shocked to see Changmin sitting in the living room.
"What the hell, Changmin? Aren't you like...anti-Shirley or something?" Junsu laughed and joined him on the couch.
"Homelessness makes me weak,"Changmin shrugged. "She doesn't know I'm here yet."
"I can't help but feel like someone's still missing," Yoochun said, loud enough for Jaejoong who was putting away their bags in one of the bedrooms to hear.
Changmin snorted, Junsu frowned. "You guys are being assholes, you know? You can't just pick sides when both of them are your friends."
"You're just saying that because we gave you the same treatment when you went into slut-mode and made out with two guys when you were supposed to prove your undying love for Yoochun."
Silence fell for a while, before Yoochun said: "Yeah."
"This is different. Jaejoong didn’t cheat or anything,” Junsu said.
“He broke Yunho’s heart so he gets the treatment,” Changmin said, finality in his voice.
They both stared at him in surprise. “You’ve seen Yunho, haven’t you?” Yoochun said, taking a seat on the other side. “What did he say? Where is he?”
“He’s sharing an dorm with someone…” Changmin started. “But he asked me not to tell Jaejoong ‘cause he’d go crazy, bla bla bla. He was a mess though-”
“So he’s living with Heechul…” Yoochun smirked.
“I never said that,” Changmin shook his head. “Your words, not-”
They froze. Someone was at the door.
Jaejoong came flying out of the bedroom and stood in front of them. “Just don’t say a word and maybe she won’t make a big deal out of it.”
Tension filled the air as Shirley entered her living room and found three boy sitting on her couch and Jaejoong standing on front of them, looking at her nervously.
“Hey, Shirley.”
“What’s this?” She asked coolly motioning at the three sitting on her couch.
“Inte arg,” Jaejoong said and Junsu thought he was having a stroke.
“Hur du inte vara arg?! Vad gör de här?!” Shirley snapped.
“O my god,” Yoochun said. “O my-”
“-god,” Changmin finished.
“Du satt at jag kunde ta med en vän!” Jaejoong said, stomping his foot like a child.
“När du sa vän jag trodde du menade Yunho, inte dessa 3 och i synnerhet inte Changmin!”
“I think I heard your name,” Junsu peeped, shoving his elbow in Changmin’s side.
“Men de är hemlöse!”
“Jag kan inte leva med 4 homosexuella män. Jag vill inte att hitta kondomer liggande eller dildo flygande genom luften!”
“Did she just say dildo?” Yoochun asked soflty.
“I think I heard something about condoms and homo’s too,” Changmin nodded.
“Does that mean they can stay?” Jaejoong asked happily, in Korean this time.
“I swear if I find one condom, one dildo, one weird stain, you are all out of my house,” was the last thing she said before going into the bedroom Jaejoong had come out of just a bit earlier.
Their bags came flying out. “This is my room. And anyone who enters dies.”
“So, we can stay?” Junsu asked softly and Jaejoong nodded.
“Since when do you speak….whatever that was,”Changmin asked looking at Jaejoong as if he had grown a second head.
“It was Swedish/ I learned it this summer,” Jaejoong grinned. “Cool right? I’m going to major in it in college too.”
“ Yeah, cool. Why did Shirley say my name then?”
“Nothing special-”
“And why did Shirley say Yunho’s name?” Yoochun interupted, again. “She doesn’t know you broke up?”
“We didn’t break up,” Jaejoong snapped and turned around when he realised what he just did. “I mean, we’re not broken up,” he said more calmly this time. “We just need time.”
Junsu pinched him not to go any further and Yoochun stopped.
“So was Shirley happy to see us?” Junsu grinned. “Do I get a room for myself? Can Yoochun and I-”
Shirley came storming out of her room, glaring at Junsu. “Touch each other under my roof and I will skära kulorna av!”
And just like that she disappeard again.
“What did she say?” Junsu asked.
“She said she’ll cut your balls off.”
“Oh…”
an: Swedish fangirls, I have no if what I wrote was actually right, but it's what the internet gave me and we all know the internet never lies riiight? 8D
comment meh, pleazz <33333
Author: Suju_Shinki
Length: 7/?
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, others
Genre: Fluff, Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys are starting college. And guess what? There's friendship, jealousy, sex, some weed, alcohol and love there too.
AN: Sequel to “Besties”
Chapter 7:Jaejoong knows Swedish
So when they got home, they realized they were kinda homeless.
"How could you forget to sign us in?" Yoochun asked, shaking his head. "I'd can't count on you to do anything."
"Shut up! You could have signed us in!" Junsu said and was ready to reach over the table and smack Yoochun over the head, but remembered the face-table incident from back at the beach house.
"Yeah, well so could you. My mom isn't going to let me live at home, that's for sure. I'm going to have to live on the streets, all because of you. I hate your guts."
"You know...Jaejoong's offer-"
"No."
"But it beats having to take to ride the bus for an hour to get to the university. We don't really have a choice."
Yoochun stared at the newspaper with apartment adds. Everything was far, far out of their financial range. He sighed.
And that's how they ended up on Shirley's doorstep just a few hours later.
"You came," Jaejoong grinned happily. "I bet you she'll be happy when she hears."
"It was this or sleeping under a bridge," Yoochun shrugged and dropped his bags in the hallway.
"Stop being so dramatic." Junsu dropped his bags onto Yoochun's and looked around. "This apartment it pretty huge. Is Shirley rich?"
"Well...Kinda," Jaejoong said. "She isn't home right now, she doesn‘t-"
"Where's Yunho?" Yoochun interupted.
Jaejoong looked away. "I don't know."
"Have you talked to him since we came back?" Yoochun prodded.
"Yoochun, don't be an ass. If it wasn't for Jaejoong you'd be sleeping under a bridge, remember?" Junsu said and pushed his friend further into Shirley's home. The were shocked to see Changmin sitting in the living room.
"What the hell, Changmin? Aren't you like...anti-Shirley or something?" Junsu laughed and joined him on the couch.
"Homelessness makes me weak,"Changmin shrugged. "She doesn't know I'm here yet."
"I can't help but feel like someone's still missing," Yoochun said, loud enough for Jaejoong who was putting away their bags in one of the bedrooms to hear.
Changmin snorted, Junsu frowned. "You guys are being assholes, you know? You can't just pick sides when both of them are your friends."
"You're just saying that because we gave you the same treatment when you went into slut-mode and made out with two guys when you were supposed to prove your undying love for Yoochun."
Silence fell for a while, before Yoochun said: "Yeah."
"This is different. Jaejoong didn’t cheat or anything,” Junsu said.
“He broke Yunho’s heart so he gets the treatment,” Changmin said, finality in his voice.
They both stared at him in surprise. “You’ve seen Yunho, haven’t you?” Yoochun said, taking a seat on the other side. “What did he say? Where is he?”
“He’s sharing an dorm with someone…” Changmin started. “But he asked me not to tell Jaejoong ‘cause he’d go crazy, bla bla bla. He was a mess though-”
“So he’s living with Heechul…” Yoochun smirked.
“I never said that,” Changmin shook his head. “Your words, not-”
They froze. Someone was at the door.
Jaejoong came flying out of the bedroom and stood in front of them. “Just don’t say a word and maybe she won’t make a big deal out of it.”
Tension filled the air as Shirley entered her living room and found three boy sitting on her couch and Jaejoong standing on front of them, looking at her nervously.
“Hey, Shirley.”
“What’s this?” She asked coolly motioning at the three sitting on her couch.
“Inte arg,” Jaejoong said and Junsu thought he was having a stroke.
“Hur du inte vara arg?! Vad gör de här?!” Shirley snapped.
“O my god,” Yoochun said. “O my-”
“-god,” Changmin finished.
“Du satt at jag kunde ta med en vän!” Jaejoong said, stomping his foot like a child.
“När du sa vän jag trodde du menade Yunho, inte dessa 3 och i synnerhet inte Changmin!”
“I think I heard your name,” Junsu peeped, shoving his elbow in Changmin’s side.
“Men de är hemlöse!”
“Jag kan inte leva med 4 homosexuella män. Jag vill inte att hitta kondomer liggande eller dildo flygande genom luften!”
“Did she just say dildo?” Yoochun asked soflty.
“I think I heard something about condoms and homo’s too,” Changmin nodded.
“Does that mean they can stay?” Jaejoong asked happily, in Korean this time.
“I swear if I find one condom, one dildo, one weird stain, you are all out of my house,” was the last thing she said before going into the bedroom Jaejoong had come out of just a bit earlier.
Their bags came flying out. “This is my room. And anyone who enters dies.”
“So, we can stay?” Junsu asked softly and Jaejoong nodded.
“Since when do you speak….whatever that was,”Changmin asked looking at Jaejoong as if he had grown a second head.
“It was Swedish/ I learned it this summer,” Jaejoong grinned. “Cool right? I’m going to major in it in college too.”
“ Yeah, cool. Why did Shirley say my name then?”
“Nothing special-”
“And why did Shirley say Yunho’s name?” Yoochun interupted, again. “She doesn’t know you broke up?”
“We didn’t break up,” Jaejoong snapped and turned around when he realised what he just did. “I mean, we’re not broken up,” he said more calmly this time. “We just need time.”
Junsu pinched him not to go any further and Yoochun stopped.
“So was Shirley happy to see us?” Junsu grinned. “Do I get a room for myself? Can Yoochun and I-”
Shirley came storming out of her room, glaring at Junsu. “Touch each other under my roof and I will skära kulorna av!”
And just like that she disappeard again.
“What did she say?” Junsu asked.
“She said she’ll cut your balls off.”
“Oh…”
an: Swedish fangirls, I have no if what I wrote was actually right, but it's what the internet gave me and we all know the internet never lies riiight? 8D
comment meh, pleazz <33333