More Than Besties 28
Title: More Than Besties
Author: Suju_Shinki
Length: 28/?
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, others
Genre: Fluff, Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys are starting college. And guess what? There's friendship, jealousy, sex, some weed, alcohol and love there too.
AN: Sequel to “Besties"
Chapter 28: Rain’s Apartment and a Mysterious Night
“Are you really sure it’s okay? I mean what if he comes back and gets mad? What if he calls the police on us thinking we broke into his house!”
“Calm down, Jaejoong. We’re not going to jail again,” Heechul rolled his eyes, opening the door for them all to enter. First thing to great them was a giant picture on the wall of a half naked Rain lying on a piano.
“What kind of weirdo hangs up naked pictures of himself in his own apartment?” Changmin asked.
“A really, really hot weirdo,” Junsu drooled. “Look at those abs…”
“Someone mentioned free liquor if I’m not mistaking,” Kibum said, before Junsu could trace his fingers over the Rain’s abs on the picture.
“Right. This guy has so much booze, I wonder if he’s a drunk,” Heechul grinned and walked further, into the living room.
The others followed him, looking around in the large apartment completely styled in blacks and whites.
Heechul walked over to the liquor cabinet and found it unlocked. He took out two bottles of vodka and a bottle of tequila and put them down on the glass coffee table in the middle of the room.
“So why exactly do you have a key to Rain’s apartment?” Jaejoong asked while Changmin and Kibum went to find glasses.
“Because he likes me enough to let me water his damn plants. He should be lucky I’m not peeing in them,” Heechul said. “Every time him and Yunho leave at the same time he leaves me the key, otherwise he leaves it to Yunho.”
“He must not know you well, if he trusts you with something like this,” Jaejoong grinned. Heechul opened the bottle of tequila and took a sip straight from the bottle. Jaejoong watched him, before getting the bottle pressed into his hands. He took a chug, right when Kibum and Changmin came back.
“Where did Yoochun and Junsu go?” Changmin asked.
“This guy has the best bed ever,” Junsu moaned, rolling around in the giant heart shaped waterbed. “Come on, lie down.”
“No, thank you,” Yoochun answered and didn’t move from his position at Rain’s bedroom door.
“What? You scared?” Junsu grinned, prodding himself up on his elbows. “Scared you can’t keep your greedy hands off my sexilicious body?”
“Sexilicious?” Yoochun chuckled and moved closer. “Did you come up with that on your own?”
“Actually, I read it in Cosmo. Great magazine.”
Yoochun sat down on the edge of the bed. “I really shouldn’t bring you to work anymore.”
“Why? Scared you can’t keep your hands off of my sexilicious body?” Junsu asked again, this time spreading his legs wide open.
Yoochun crawled over him, placing his hands on both sides of Junsu’s head. He made sure they weren’t touching before leaning in. “You’re such a slut, you know that?”
“Don’t hate me because you’re jealous of my sexilicious-”
“Seriously, keep saying that word and I’ll never want to have sex with you again,” Yoochun said and pushed himself off the bed. “Come on, before they start looking for us.”
Junsu got up, pretty much against his will, and followed Yoochun back to the living room.
Jaejoong and Heechul were sitting opposite to each other on the floor, bottle of tequila in between them and Changmin and Kibum were watching them from the couch.
“What are they doing?” Yoochun asked.
“’I’ve never’. Only they’re drinking at everything they did do instead of didn’t do and now they’re both almost drunk already,” Changmin explained. “It’s funny really. I wish I had my camera with me.”
“Cosmo says that alcohol makes your sperm bitter,” Junsu said. “So does smoking by the way,” he added giving Yoochun a pointed look.
“You’re saying my sperm is bitter?” Yoochun asked. “That’s a slap in the face.”
“Actually yours isn’t that bad. It should be, but it isn’t. How is Kibum’s sperm, Changmin?”
Yoochun snorted and pushed Junsu to sit down before he could do even more damage.
“Kibum’s sperm tastes like milk coated rainbows,” Heechul said, all of a sudden. “At least that’s what Donghae told me.”
“And how exactly does Donghae know what Kibum’s sperm tastes like?” Changmin asked.
“Am I the only one who thinks this is an awkward conversation?” Kibum spoke up for the first time. “I’m not drunk enough yet for this, you guy.”
“Yoochun…”
“…”
“Yoochun.”
“…”
“Yoochun!”
“What?! What do you want? I’m sleeping here!”
“Do you have butthurt?”
“What? Please, Junsu…”
“I’m serious!”
“…what was your question again?”
“Do you have the after-sex-butthurt?”
“No…”
“Are you naked?”
“…yes.”
“But we didn’t have sex?”
“Seriously, Junsu, it’s seems to early for this. What time is it anyway?”
“Six thirty.”
“Wake me up at six thirty ever again and I’m breaking up with your ass.”
“Yoochun, this is serious! Do you remember anything from last night? What if we had sex? Then the bet’s off right? But we don’t know who lost-”
“We didn’t have sex.”
“Then why are we naked?”
“Because we’re idiots when we’re drunk.”
“One of us should have stayed sober.”
“Weren’t you saying you weren’t going to drink at the beginning of the night because you were scared of disgusting sperm or something?”
“Yeah, but you know how it goes when everyone is drinking…”
“Just…go back to sleep. I’m getting a headache.”
“Let’s go sleep at home.”
“What are you talking about? We are home-Oh wait.”
“Yes, wait. For real though, this is freaking me out. Can we go?”
Yoochun looked around for the first time and saw that they had been sleeping in Rain’s bed. The others were no where to be found so he could only guess they had crashed in the living room.
“Fine, let’s go.”
They found their clothes scattered all over the room and got dressed. Yoochun still half asleep and Junsu looking around, looking for any sign that they may have had sex the night before. “I can’t believe we didn’t do anything…” he mumbled, pulling his shirt over his head.
“I doubt we didn’t do anything. I mean come on. But I doubt we went all the way too. There’s no lube and I don’t have butt hurt, neither do you, so lets just forget about it and go home. And sleep. Lets sleep a lot.”
Yoochun almost dragged him out of the bedroom and into the living room, where they almost tripped over Jaejoong who was sleeping on the floor.
Junsu wrote a quick note and taped it to Changmin’s forehead before leaving.
Author: Suju_Shinki
Length: 28/?
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, others
Genre: Fluff, Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys are starting college. And guess what? There's friendship, jealousy, sex, some weed, alcohol and love there too.
AN: Sequel to “Besties"
Chapter 28: Rain’s Apartment and a Mysterious Night
“Are you really sure it’s okay? I mean what if he comes back and gets mad? What if he calls the police on us thinking we broke into his house!”
“Calm down, Jaejoong. We’re not going to jail again,” Heechul rolled his eyes, opening the door for them all to enter. First thing to great them was a giant picture on the wall of a half naked Rain lying on a piano.
“What kind of weirdo hangs up naked pictures of himself in his own apartment?” Changmin asked.
“A really, really hot weirdo,” Junsu drooled. “Look at those abs…”
“Someone mentioned free liquor if I’m not mistaking,” Kibum said, before Junsu could trace his fingers over the Rain’s abs on the picture.
“Right. This guy has so much booze, I wonder if he’s a drunk,” Heechul grinned and walked further, into the living room.
The others followed him, looking around in the large apartment completely styled in blacks and whites.
Heechul walked over to the liquor cabinet and found it unlocked. He took out two bottles of vodka and a bottle of tequila and put them down on the glass coffee table in the middle of the room.
“So why exactly do you have a key to Rain’s apartment?” Jaejoong asked while Changmin and Kibum went to find glasses.
“Because he likes me enough to let me water his damn plants. He should be lucky I’m not peeing in them,” Heechul said. “Every time him and Yunho leave at the same time he leaves me the key, otherwise he leaves it to Yunho.”
“He must not know you well, if he trusts you with something like this,” Jaejoong grinned. Heechul opened the bottle of tequila and took a sip straight from the bottle. Jaejoong watched him, before getting the bottle pressed into his hands. He took a chug, right when Kibum and Changmin came back.
“Where did Yoochun and Junsu go?” Changmin asked.
“This guy has the best bed ever,” Junsu moaned, rolling around in the giant heart shaped waterbed. “Come on, lie down.”
“No, thank you,” Yoochun answered and didn’t move from his position at Rain’s bedroom door.
“What? You scared?” Junsu grinned, prodding himself up on his elbows. “Scared you can’t keep your greedy hands off my sexilicious body?”
“Sexilicious?” Yoochun chuckled and moved closer. “Did you come up with that on your own?”
“Actually, I read it in Cosmo. Great magazine.”
Yoochun sat down on the edge of the bed. “I really shouldn’t bring you to work anymore.”
“Why? Scared you can’t keep your hands off of my sexilicious body?” Junsu asked again, this time spreading his legs wide open.
Yoochun crawled over him, placing his hands on both sides of Junsu’s head. He made sure they weren’t touching before leaning in. “You’re such a slut, you know that?”
“Don’t hate me because you’re jealous of my sexilicious-”
“Seriously, keep saying that word and I’ll never want to have sex with you again,” Yoochun said and pushed himself off the bed. “Come on, before they start looking for us.”
Junsu got up, pretty much against his will, and followed Yoochun back to the living room.
Jaejoong and Heechul were sitting opposite to each other on the floor, bottle of tequila in between them and Changmin and Kibum were watching them from the couch.
“What are they doing?” Yoochun asked.
“’I’ve never’. Only they’re drinking at everything they did do instead of didn’t do and now they’re both almost drunk already,” Changmin explained. “It’s funny really. I wish I had my camera with me.”
“Cosmo says that alcohol makes your sperm bitter,” Junsu said. “So does smoking by the way,” he added giving Yoochun a pointed look.
“You’re saying my sperm is bitter?” Yoochun asked. “That’s a slap in the face.”
“Actually yours isn’t that bad. It should be, but it isn’t. How is Kibum’s sperm, Changmin?”
Yoochun snorted and pushed Junsu to sit down before he could do even more damage.
“Kibum’s sperm tastes like milk coated rainbows,” Heechul said, all of a sudden. “At least that’s what Donghae told me.”
“And how exactly does Donghae know what Kibum’s sperm tastes like?” Changmin asked.
“Am I the only one who thinks this is an awkward conversation?” Kibum spoke up for the first time. “I’m not drunk enough yet for this, you guy.”
“Yoochun…”
“…”
“Yoochun.”
“…”
“Yoochun!”
“What?! What do you want? I’m sleeping here!”
“Do you have butthurt?”
“What? Please, Junsu…”
“I’m serious!”
“…what was your question again?”
“Do you have the after-sex-butthurt?”
“No…”
“Are you naked?”
“…yes.”
“But we didn’t have sex?”
“Seriously, Junsu, it’s seems to early for this. What time is it anyway?”
“Six thirty.”
“Wake me up at six thirty ever again and I’m breaking up with your ass.”
“Yoochun, this is serious! Do you remember anything from last night? What if we had sex? Then the bet’s off right? But we don’t know who lost-”
“We didn’t have sex.”
“Then why are we naked?”
“Because we’re idiots when we’re drunk.”
“One of us should have stayed sober.”
“Weren’t you saying you weren’t going to drink at the beginning of the night because you were scared of disgusting sperm or something?”
“Yeah, but you know how it goes when everyone is drinking…”
“Just…go back to sleep. I’m getting a headache.”
“Let’s go sleep at home.”
“What are you talking about? We are home-Oh wait.”
“Yes, wait. For real though, this is freaking me out. Can we go?”
Yoochun looked around for the first time and saw that they had been sleeping in Rain’s bed. The others were no where to be found so he could only guess they had crashed in the living room.
“Fine, let’s go.”
They found their clothes scattered all over the room and got dressed. Yoochun still half asleep and Junsu looking around, looking for any sign that they may have had sex the night before. “I can’t believe we didn’t do anything…” he mumbled, pulling his shirt over his head.
“I doubt we didn’t do anything. I mean come on. But I doubt we went all the way too. There’s no lube and I don’t have butt hurt, neither do you, so lets just forget about it and go home. And sleep. Lets sleep a lot.”
Yoochun almost dragged him out of the bedroom and into the living room, where they almost tripped over Jaejoong who was sleeping on the floor.
Junsu wrote a quick note and taped it to Changmin’s forehead before leaving.