Title: More Than Besties
Author: Suju_Shinki
Length: 29/?
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, others
Genre: Fluff, Crack, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The boys are starting college. And guess what? There's friendship, jealousy, sex, some weed, alcohol and love there too.
AN: Sequel to “Besties"
Chapter 29: Beds and Cribs
Yoochun watched it bounce. He watched it jiggle. He smacked it.
“Yah!” Junsu yelled indignant and spun around. “Oh, it’s you. Stop groping my ass. We’re in public.”
“Stop jumping up and down then. It’s provocative,” Yoochun shrugged
“But I need to pee!”
“Still provocative.”
“Whatever, man. If you want to feel me up, just say you give up and let me win,” Junsu said. “Why the hell is this line so long? Did all the guys in Ikea need to pee at the same time all of a sudden?”
“You know very well that everyone is doing this on purpose, because they hate you and they're out to get and make you pee in your pants.”
“I'm not appreciating your funniness while I'm about to burst, okay?” Junsu turned back around, jumping from one leg to another.
“You'll laugh after you pee,” Yoochun chuckled, right before he felt a tap on his shoulder.
He turned around and immediately regretted it. “Hey...Rain, how's it going?”
Junsu turned around at that and gawked at them.
Rain squinted his eyes at them. “It really is you.”
“We really are what?” Yoochun asked, nervously. It felt weird talking to the guy who's house you had practically broken into just a week ago.
“You're the guys who got caught on my camera!”
The line to the bathroom moved and Junsu quietly scooted away.
“Your camera? I think, you're mistaken, sir. How's Yunho doing? Did you come back together?”
“I have to buy a new bed because of you two,” Rain sighed, ignoring Yoochun completely. “Some people tell me it's weird that I keep a camera rolling on my dresser day and night, but I just like to view back my nightly adventures, you know?”
“I...this is weird.”
“I had actually forgotten that I had left my camera on when I left for Japan and when I came back the battery had run out so I put new ones in...and I saw what you two did there...”
“I really think you're mistook us for someone else, though...” Yoochun said and looked around, but he couldn't find Junsu anywhere.
“Listen, I'm not mad or anything. I gave Heechul the key for a reason, I'm cool with it. Although, I was kind of weirded out when your friend licked my picture...anyway, my neighbours complained about two guys flashing their goods in front of my bedroom window and since I wasn't home I was kind of confused.”
“Flashing...our goods?”
“Yeah, it was pretty funny watching it. I can give a copy of the tape if you'd like,” Rain smiled kindly.
“A copy? As in you're keeping a copy for yourself?”
Rain's smile widened. “Of course I'm keeping one for myself! It's a precious memory of what happened in my apartment and I want to keep it forever and...”
Yoochun didn't listen to whatever the guy said next and tried to find Junsu again. Nothing.
“Did you say you have to buy a new bed?” he asked and Rain pouted.
“I was telling you something!”
“Oh...well...you look really handsome,” Yoochun said and to his surprise the smile was back.
“Thank you! That's so nice of you to say! You're very handsome too! If you were just a bit taller and had a bit more muscles I'd tell you you should be a model.”
“Uhm, yeah...about the bed? Did something happen to it?”
“You were naked on it,” Rain explained.
“There was no sex?”
“There seemed to be something going on under the covers, but it didn't look like sex. But you can understand why I can't sleep in that bed anymore right? I mean, no offence you and you're friend looked sexy and all but-”
“I understand. Thank you for not getting mad at us. Do you...want us to...pay for the bed...?” please say no, please say no, please, please, please...
“Of course not! You go and have fun with you're friend. Why are you here, anyway?”
“Oh, my mother is pregnant. We were here to buy a crib for her, but Junsu just disappeared.”
“I can go with you.”
Yoochun was surprised by the offer to say the least. Rain was weird. Funny, but weird. But then again, so was Junsu and most of his friends.
“That's okay...I'm sure Junsu will be back in a minute...”
“Then we'll wait for him together!” Rain said and flung an arm over his shoulder.
“Hey, weren't you supposed to be out with Yoochun?” Jaejoong asked from his place on the couch when Junsu came home.
“We saw Rain so I ditched him before I could say anything stupid,” Junsu shrugged and flopped down next to him.
“I knew this would happen,” Jaejoong sighed. “Rain came back and Yunho didn't. Why is my life so unfair?” He ruffled up his freshly dyed, strawberry blond hair in frustration.
“Did you try calling him?”
“Of course, but he keeps saying he doesn't know when he'll be back and that his manager is in the middle of some deal or whatever. He should have never become a model. I bet it's affecting his school work too. He's such a hypocrite, always telling everyone that school is important and acting like the most responsible one, while he's off partying and doing god knows what in a foreign country-”
“Is this a bad time?”
Jaejoong almost gave himself whiplash, that's how fast he turned around. Yunho stood in the door opening of the living room. He stood up and walked over to him as fast as he could. Yunho was expecting a hug, but Jaejoong stopped, leaving a distant of a foot between them. “Hi,” he said.
“Hi,” Yunho smiled.
“This feels like a movie,” Junsu interrupted.
“Maybe you should leave, Junsu,” Jaejoong said calmly, not looking away from Yunho's face for a second.
“Why? It's not like you're going to have sex or anything-”
“You're ruining the mood,” Jaejoong snapped.
“What 'mood'? There is no 'mood', here-”
“Ignore him,” Jaejoong sighed and Yunho put a hand on his shoulder. “How've you been?”
“Ah, fine,” he shrugged. “I didn't hear you come in just now.”
“Someone left the door open.”
Jaejoong turned around to shoot a glare at Junsu. “Useless,” he muttered.
“That's not what you mother said last night~”
“Just go away!”
“How about we leave?” Yunho suggested. “Let's go get coffee somewhere.”
Jaejoong's face broke into a smile and he flew into his room to get his stuff.
“Hey, me and Yoochun didn't have sex for a week. Are you proud of us?” Junsu asked. Yunho walked over to the couch and put a hand on Junsu's head. “You're an idiot.”