Title:SonSaengNim Eyelashes
Author: Suju_shinki
Length: 5/?
Pairing: Yoosu
Genre: crackish, fluffish, angstish.
Rating: NC-17
Five
“I have a question for you.”
Yoochun immediately knew that that question was not going to be about the history homework Junsu was making. “Hm?”
“Have you ever kissed someone with a tongue piercing before?” Junsu asked.
Yoochun should have scolded him and told him to get back to work, but the memory wouldn't let him. He smiled. “Yes.”
“And from the look on your face I'm going to guess it was great,” Junsu said, with a frown. “Who was it? Jaejoong?”
“What made you come up with such a question anyway?”
“It was, wasn't it? You never told me he had a tongue piercing.”
“He had lots of piercings. All over the place.”
Junsu gasped in horror and threw a pencil at him. It landed on Yoochun's desk and he chuckled. “Where did that question come from?”
Junsu stood up from his desk at the front of the empty classroom and leaned against Yoochun's. “I heard some girls talking about how kissing with a tongue piercing was awesome, so I thought well if kissing is that great I can't imagine how getting head from someone with a tongue piercing would feel like.”
When Yoochun realized where this was going he looked away and turned back to the papers on his desk. “Go back to your homework.”
“I want one. A tongue piercing.”
“We'll talk about it after you've done your homework, now get back to work.”
Junsu rolled his eyes and pushed himself off of Yoochun's desk. “I bet you never told Jaejoong to get back to work.”
“Believe me, I did.”
“...Was that some kind of sexually innuendo? Because I'll throw another pencil at you if it was.”
“You can ask him yourself when he starts working here, okay? Now go back to your history-thing.”
Kim Jaejoong, Yoochun's ex-boyfriend, best friend, soulmate. Only another week before he'd start as a music teacher at their school and the three of them would be together again after almost 3 years. Kim Jaejoong, Park Yoochun and Shim Changmin, or the Dorksquad as they used to be called in high school. Good times, good times. Yoochun wondered what Junsu's reaction would be when he'd finally meet him. He'd always been honest in telling Junsu everything he wanted to know about his history, past relationship, friends. Jaejoong in particular had caught Junsu's attention and that wasn't weird. Yoochun and Jaejoong had been together senior year of high school and the first two years of college.
It was quiet for a while until Junsu burst out laughing and startled him. “O my god, are they serious? It says here butt sex is illegal in Virginia! Is that true?”
“For the love of god, Junsu. If it's written in your history book, you can just believe it's true okay?”
“But you lived there!”
“I can't believe they actually teach you this in history class,” Yoochun sighed and got up from his seat. He walked over to Junsu's desk and hovered over him to read the passage about gay rights and about how sodomy was still illegal in some states in America.
“So when you have butt sex in Virginia, you're actually breaking a law?” Junsu asked. He seemed extremely amused.
“Not only that, but I think even oral sex is illegal in some states.”
They looked up and saw Changmin standing in the door opening of the classroom. Yoochun quickly straightened himself up and smiled. “How do you know that?”
“Wikipedia, my friend. Now move away from the kid so I can do my magic.”
Yoochun had asked Changmin to tutor Junsu in math and chemistry, since Changmin was better with those subjects than he was and he didn't want to ask any of the other teacher to help, because people were having suspicions enough as it was.
“How much time do we have, today?” Changmin asked and Junsu looked at the clock behind Yoochun's head which said that it was 6 o'clock.
“I have to be at practise in an hour so 45 minutes,”he said.
“50,” Yoochun corrected. “It's not going to take you 15 minutes to get to the other side of the street. Ten is enough and you'll have 7 minutes to spare.”
Junsu murmured something that sounded like 'dick' but both Changmin and Yoochun ignored it.
“Please let it be a fug, please let it be a fug, please let it be a fug...”
“Are you seriously praying for the teacher to be ugly? It's a dude, you know that right?” Yunho who was sitting next to Junsu asked him.
“I know that. We just have enough pretty boy teachers here as it is,” Junsu shrugged. Please let it be a fug.
“Those pretty boy teacher are the ones who are saving your ass, so I'd be very thankful if I were you,” Yunho said and Junsu hated his guts. Why did he always have to know so much? Be so logical and smart about everything? Why did he have to be so tall and hot? Junsu hated everything about him.
“You're giving me the look of 'I want to be you',” Yunho smirked and then looked away. “O, he's coming...and he's no fug.”
Junsu looked up and saw the new music teacher enter the classroom together with Shim Sonsaengnim who had an arm around his shoulder.
“Is that mister Kim? Well, tie me up and spank my ass, he's hot,” one of Junsu's female classmates said and when Junsu turned around he saw that it was Sunny.
“What the hell, Sunny? He's not that hot!”
“I don't tell people to spank my ass for no reason, Junsu. I wonder if he's gay. Him and Park Sonsaengnim would be so hot-”
“Listen up,” Changmin said, raising his voice a bit. “You all know who this is right? Treat him well and he'll treat you well.” He turned to look at Jaejoong and said: “Most of these are in my class too so just tell me which one is acting like an idiot and I'll handle it.”
“Ah, that's okay, Changminnie,” Mr. Kim said, looking into the classroom nervously.
“Just call me when you need anything.” And just like that Shim Sonsaengnim left.
Mr. Kim took one step and dropped his bag in his hurry. He blushed and smiled.
Oh, god. Not only is he spank-my-ass hot, he's adorable too.
“They probably think I'm a nervous wreck after today. I should have started off with a juniors or freshmen, not with seniors,” Jaejoong sighed.
“You did fine. Everyone is nervous that first time. It'll only get easier from here,” Yoochun assured him.
“Are you sure? Because they seemed very amused when I couldn't get the white board to start.”
“I've been working here for three years and I still don't know how that thing works, so don't worry.”
A knock on the door and Junsu came in.
“Hey, you were in my class!” Jaejoong smiled at him. Junsu's eyes shifted from him to Yoochun and back again. “Yeah.”
“What did you think of Kim Sonsaengnim's first class, Junsu?”
Junsu put down his bag on one of the desks and shrugged. “Fine, I guess. Better than that creepy guy who we had first.”
“See, you're better than that creepy guy,” Yoochun said and nudged Jaejoong's shoulder. “I was Junsu's home room teacher last year and this year Changmin is.”
“You must know each other pretty well, then. I want to have a bond with students like that too, Yoochunnie~”
“Well, Sunny really liked you,” Junsu said and took out his English books. “But I have to start on my homework so...”
“You're eager today,” Yoochun smirked at him and Junsu rolled his eyes. “Well don't let us stop you and don't hesitate to ask about anything. Changmin will he here in an hour for your math.”
Jaejoong and Yoochun were sitting at Yoochun's desk and Junsu chose, for the first time in the two weeks of his tutoring, a seat at the back of the classroom. Yoochun watched him with half a from, until Junsu finally looked up at him. Junsu slowly opened his mouth and stuck his tongue out. Something small and shiny on his tongue caught Yoochun's attention.