Drabble: The Sex Equation
Title: The Sex Equation
Genre: Humor, slight!smut
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: Kyumin
Summary: Kyuhyun explains how sex involves mathematics to Sungmin.
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"Please?" gushed Sungmin in his best aegyo.
"No," answered Kyuhyun bluntly.
"Why not? It's just math homework!" whined Sungmin. He'd been feeling needy all day, and he needed Kyuhyun's help to relieve him of his sexual frustration. Unfortunately, his boyfriend decided to choose math homework over him and his ability to well, please the younger man.
"Ugh I hate math! Who invented the idea of math anyway, it always gets in the way of our "bonding" time!" snapped Sungmin.
"Uhh just to let you know hyung, sex involves math," replied Kyuhyun matter-of-factly.
Sungmin arched an eyebrow at him, not convinced at Kyuhyun's theory.
"Really now? How does that work?" he asked sarcastically.
Kyuhyun chuckled and answered his own theory.
"It's rather simple: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply. Easy as that."
Sungmin stared at him with widened eyes and a dropped jaw.
"W-w-where did you learn that?!" he exclaimed.
"Duh I'm the genius in our relationship, so obviously I figured it out by myself" Kyuhyun answered with a smirk.
~End~
A/N: Yeah my friend told me this joke in math class about sex and math, so I decided to write about it. Comments are <3!
Genre: Humor, slight!smut
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing: Kyumin
Summary: Kyuhyun explains how sex involves mathematics to Sungmin.
------
"Please?" gushed Sungmin in his best aegyo.
"No," answered Kyuhyun bluntly.
"Why not? It's just math homework!" whined Sungmin. He'd been feeling needy all day, and he needed Kyuhyun's help to relieve him of his sexual frustration. Unfortunately, his boyfriend decided to choose math homework over him and his ability to well, please the younger man.
"Ugh I hate math! Who invented the idea of math anyway, it always gets in the way of our "bonding" time!" snapped Sungmin.
"Uhh just to let you know hyung, sex involves math," replied Kyuhyun matter-of-factly.
Sungmin arched an eyebrow at him, not convinced at Kyuhyun's theory.
"Really now? How does that work?" he asked sarcastically.
Kyuhyun chuckled and answered his own theory.
"It's rather simple: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't multiply. Easy as that."
Sungmin stared at him with widened eyes and a dropped jaw.
"W-w-where did you learn that?!" he exclaimed.
"Duh I'm the genius in our relationship, so obviously I figured it out by myself" Kyuhyun answered with a smirk.
~End~
A/N: Yeah my friend told me this joke in math class about sex and math, so I decided to write about it. Comments are <3!