The Forbidden 3
Title: The Forbidden 3
Genre: Humor, romance, Implied!smut
Pairings: Kyumin, slight!Yewook, slight!Hanchul
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Summary: Sungmin discovers Kyu x girl fan fics.
A/N: Wrote this out of pure randomness. Spots for angelqmin , 13plus2 , fumikux3 , lhlarsson
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Ahh fan fiction. One of the many ways a crazy fan girl can express her love and imagination for her beloved fandom through the means of story telling. Such stories can range from sweet and fluffy to smoldering and smutty, depending on what the writer prefers, or craves. Stories like these are then read by other crazy fan girls of the same fandom, who then voice their opinions and are inspired to write their own fan fictions. Why do fan girls love it? Because the idols they write about will never know about this secretive world belonging to fans.
Well, most idols at least, unless you exclude the members of Super Junior.
It was an innocent discovery by their resident Cinderella, Kim Heechul, who decided on one boring, rainy afternoon in his room, to search up "Hanchul" via the internet, and was graced with the presence of Hanchul fan fiction, to which he dragged his partner Hankyung into reading via a language translator. To their amazement, fan fiction was a new world for them, reserved for fans whilst hidden from the eyes of the idols they adored. Spreading the news throughout the two dorms, it didn't take long before the other members starting getting into the fan fiction craze. Before you knew it, everyone was reading fan fiction about the supposed, technically real couples of the idol group.
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"Wahh, I'm so bored," yawned Sungmin atop of Ryeowook's bed, while the younger was attached to his laptop, his eyes latched to the screen, tears streaming down his high cheekbones. It was only a few days till their 5th comeback, and with Kyuhyun performing at The Three Musketeers, and him being finished with Jack the Ripper, he didn't have much to do for the time being, except chilling in Ryeowook's room.
"What's wrong now? Did Sunggie break up with you or something?" questioned the older as he looked over Ryeowook's shoulders at his laptop screen.
"No, even better than that, he gave his life...for me!" wailed the eternal maknae as he grabbed a tissue, dabbing his eyes and blowing his nose.
Sungmin chuckled at the younger's act, then ruffled his hair, to which earned him a slap on the wrist.
"Come on Wook, it's just a story. It's not like these things will happen in real life," reprimanded Sungmin.
"Well you never know! I just don't know what I'll do in life without him!" Ryeowook wailed even louder.
"Aish, you're talking about a man who can balance an amphibian on his head with a puppy under one arm and manage to eat a cup of instant ramen at once! To an average person, accident waiting to happen, To Yesung, normal! If you ask me, he's not dying anytime soon!" retorted Sungmin.
"Ddangkoma is a reptile, not amphibian," came a familiar husky voice that made Sungmin jump. Sure enough, Yesung had been standing behind him (for God knows how long), with said turtle, puppy, and ramen adorning him.
"Sunggie!" exclaimed Ryeowook as he ran over to Yesung, slamming into the older's torso and hugging his waist tightly.
"Sunggie-hyung, promise me you'll never leave me alright? And don't ever think of doing something as stupid as giving your life for me!"
Yesung looked over his boyfriend's head towards Sungmin.
"Fan fics?" He asked. Sungmin nodded.
"Aww Wookie, you're so cute like that," Yesung answers by nuzzling the younger's hair. Sungmin took this as an opportunity to leave the couple to their moment, so he quietly slipped out of their room.
How the hell do you balance a turtle on your head? Wondered Sungmin as he plopped down on his desk chair, booting up his laptop.
Yesung claims it's not his doing, and that Ddangkoma hangs on by himself. It's not like the turtle talks to him, or does it? he asked himself before turning back to his laptop, erasing his thoughts about balancing turtles and focusing on another important matter: reading the latest in Kyumin fan fiction.
When the page for his favorite fan fiction site, Livejournal, finished loading, he quickly started checking the many Kyumin communities that were hidden within the site.
"Now let's see what we have today," he tells himself, scrolling down the page.
Sure enough, new fics had been added while he had been sleeping. For the sake of his heart, he went for the fluffy, G-rated fics first, which we mostly about Kyuhyun confessing to him, or vice versa. Either way, they would always start off shy and end kissing each other gently.
"Aww that's so sweet," he commented to himself as he finished one about Kyuhyun singing his feelings to the lather.
Smiling, he scrolled down some more, to where his eyes came face-to-face with an angst fic.
"Why, Sungmin-ah, why?!" he cried to himself after reading about him seeing Kyuhyun talking with another man, and declaring him a cheater. The fic had ended with his boyfriend pushing him out of the way of an oncoming car, before it struck him instead. Like Ryeowook, he found himself grabbing tissue after tissue to dry up his tears and snot.
"Now, onto happier ones," he croaked, throat still slighty sore from crying.
Oh yeah, did he get a happy one alright, since the next one just happen to be his favorite genre: smut.
"How you girls cook up fantasies about our "nightly activities", I will never know," he told himself as his eyes latched to the screen, taking in the details of him and Kyuhyun, in bed, butt naked, the taller man on top pounding him senselessly.
"Oh my," he whispered to himself as his mind engulfs the text on screen, creating mental images of him and Kyuhyun in their "comprimising" positions, their bodies molding against each other, him losing any sanity he had left as Kyuhyun takes him to heaven with each entrance.
"Man, why eat cake when I can read this for dessert instead?!" Sungmin exclaimed, smiling while wiping away a bit of drool that slithered down his chin. He had to admit: hormonally-crazed fan girls had some wild imaginations.
Scrolling down some more, he came to a rather, disturbing(?), fic. He definitely never saw this kind of pairing before.
"Kyu...toria?" he asked himself. He knew that Kyuhyun and f(x)'s leader, Victoria, were good friends in real life. But he didn't expect people to see them as a...couple?
"Well, let's see what happens," answers Sungmin as he clicked on the link to the fic.
Sure enough, Kyutoria just happened to be Kyuhyun x Victoria, and in the fic, they just happen to hug, kiss, giggle senselessly at each other's jokes, etc. They were doing everything that he and Kyuhyun did on a daily basis as a couple, except in this case, it was a girl. Sungmin couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy through out the fic, and truth be told, he was there first.
"Just relax Min, it's just a fic. Just because she's got the body of a super model and insane flexibility, it doesn't make her better than you," Sungmin reprimanded himself.
However, his slight jealousy changed to slight joy when in the end, Victoria realizes how different she and Kyuhyun are, and decides she can't continue her relationship with him any further; thus she leaves Kyuhyun for another man named Nichkhun.
Thank you We Got Married, thought Sungmin, as it was thanks to the show that Khuntoria was created in the first place.
Hope Khuntoria can keep Kyutoria out of the way, he told himself as he continued to the next page, where he was greeted with another disturbing fic.
"The fuck?! Seokyu?!" snapped Sungmin. As if the SM Town concerts weren't bad enough, now people were pairing his boyfriend up with SNSD's bland-as-white bread maknae, Seohyun? Now this was a mockery to his pride, not to mention his relationship.
"Oh I see how it is! They sing one song together, ONE, and now they're a couple?!" spat the enraged man as the page finished loading, revealing what appears to be a high school fan fic. Fueled by curiousity, he continued down the page.
"Oh someone gag me with their cock already," Sungmin blatantly spat out. The fic just happened to be a cheesy, sugar-coated, fluffy romance story between two high school students of different "worlds". Seohyun was casted as the pretty, sweet and shy student who does well in school, yet was a complete airhead when it came to dating. In contrast, Kyuhyun had the role of an arrogant jock who picked up, dated, and abandoned girls by the minute, until he sets eyes upon the beautiful Seohyun, and then poof, she's his whole world.
"Kyu, if she's your whole world, and I swear Hae and Hyuk will agree with me on this, but that world's gonna end way before 2012," he muttered.
Who knows, maybe, being the airhead she is, she rejects him, Sungmin hoped to himself.
The good news, she rejected his invitation, and her first chance, to go on a date.
Yes! Sungmin cheered.
The bad news?
They end up married with two kids of their own.
iagndiangidangdlknf who the fuck wrote this shit?! raged Sungmin in his head.
"Whoever wrote that deserves to be permanently banned from the internet, and if they should ever write such a fic again, I will personally hunt them down myself and go Bruce Lee on their computer!" growled an enraged Sungmin. Ok, they might be fan fics, but he couldn't help it. It was just one performance, one, with them holding hands (awkwardly, thank you fan cams) as innocent fan service, that's it. It wasn't even their idea, SM just had to agree on the two most popular maknaes in the company to duet (with a fucking love song) at an SM Town concert. That's all it took for them to end up freaking married to each other?! Bullshit.
"How the hell does Yonghwa do it?" Sungmin muttered, referring to CN Blue's leader Jung Yonghwa, who just happened to be Seohyun's partner for We Got Married. Sungmin remembered watching that episode (cuz he was dead bored and did not need to witness Yesung's staring contest with Ddangkoma), and saw no hint of jealousy or anger on Yonghwa's face when his "wife" reveals she held hands with Super Junior's Kyuhyun.
"And did she have to tell him?! It's not like it means anything! Wait, it meant absolutely nothing! Nothing I tell you!" he yelled up to the ceiling.
"H-Hyung, are you alright in there?" came Ryeowook's voice from behind his door.
Shit, I gotta stop voicing my comments out loud! Sungmin reminded himself.
"Yeah Wookie, just practicing my acting skills that's all!" he answered.
"Oh, okay then," answered Ryeowook. As soon as his footsteps were inaudible, Sungmin returned back to his laptop.
"What's this? Kyuyoung?" questioned Sungmin. "Kyuyoung" had been Kyuhyun's nickname for their "Gee" parody at SS2, since he was impersonating Sooyoung.
"Maybe this one's about girl Kyu?" Sungmin asked with a giggle. The thought of their evil, snarky math/Starcraft nerd as a girl was too hilarious to imagine.
"Keke, I'll get to read about him in a dress and acting all cute and shy and inno- WHAT THE FUCK?!" roared the man. Turns out "Kyuyoung" really stands for Kyuhyun x Sooyoung. Tall, long-legged, stick-skinny, evil and snobby Sooyoung. Sungmin felt the blood rush to his face as he clenched his fists, nails digging into his palms as he tries to contain his anger.
"Since when? Where? Why? How? Better yet. who?!" growled Sungmin as he clicked on the link to read the fic.
"What's this?" Sungmin took a look at the fic's rating, and if his eyes weren't firmly attached inside his eye sockets, they would have fallen out.
I"m dreaming, I'm sure I'm dreaming, Sungmin told himself before pinching his arm.
"Oww! Fuck I'm not dreaming!" snapped Sungmin as his eyes made their way back to the rating. It just had to be NC-17, and anyone who's anyone in the world of fan fiction knows why a fic would have such a rating, which is why his eyes wandered down to the genre.
"Fuck my life," he groaned. Sure enough, smut was one of the genres.
"I doubt guy x girl smut isn't as hot as guy x guy smut," he muttered to himself as he started to read.
Once he was down to the smut part, his jaw collapsed from his mouth.
"Oh...my...god," was all he could muster up from his now incoherent mind.
K-K-Kyu...topping...Sooyoung...bed...no...clothing....
Sungmin got off his chair and sat on his bed, head in his hands, trying to calm him and his mind.
"In, out, in, out," Sungmin told himself, controlling his breathing. Then he went back to his desk, thankfully the smut was over, and the fic ends with the two "lovers" falling asleep in each other's arms.
"That's it, whoever you are, you are dead! You here me?! D-E-A-D DEAD!" roared Sungmin, jabbing his finger at the screen, veins throbbing.
"Hyung, if you're PMSing again, you're spending the night in the living room. We already get enough of that with Heechul around," came a familiar voice from behind. Turning around, Sungmin was greeted with the sweaty, tired but still handsome face of his boyfriend, Cho Kyuhyun.
"What, I can't be angry now or something? Especially after enraging me?!" growled Sungmin. Despite his rage, a small smile crept up the maknae's face. There was just something so...adorable and lovable about the older man, even when he's mad.
"Ok, what did I do this time?" he asked in a playful tone.
Enraged with his humor, Sungmin grabbed Kyuhyun by the wrist and dragged him over, pushing him down on the chair.
"That!" snapped Sungmin, pointing at the screen.
Kyuhyun's eyes skimmed down the page, taking in bits and pieces of the text before bursting out in laughter, holding onto the desk so he won't fall off the chair.
"What's so funny?" growled Sungmin. Kyuhyun stopped laughing, wiping away the tears that streamed down his cheeks.
"You're...you're...you're mad at me...over...fan fiction?" questioned the maknae. Sungmin responded with a hard glare, which made Kyuhyun giggle even more.
"Oh, real mature Minnie-hyung, real mature," he laughed.
"So what if it's fan fiction? You went and inspired those fan girls to write about you and Victoria and Seohyun and Sooyoung!" the elder snapped back.
Kyuhyun only laughed more at his hyung before embracing him in his arms, Sungmin's still crossed across his chest.
"Don't tell me you're jealous now hyung, you should know better than letting fan fics get the better of you," whispered Kyuhyun into Sungmin's ear. The shorter man uncrossed his arms, wrapping his arms around the taller's waist and resting his head on his shoulder.
"I know, but it's so irritating when they pair you up with a girl, especially since it's always those...3! ," whined Sungmin.
Kyuhyun giggled, he could literally hear the pouting in his hyung's voice.
"Hyung, how many times do I have to remind you that nothing is going on between me and those three girls."
"But you went to a concert with Victoria once!"
"Yeah, I did, with Changmin. Besides, Victoria's more interested in Nichkhun anyways."
"What about Seohyun? You didn't have to do that stupid duet together, and hold hands for crying out loud!"
"Ok if I didn't do that duet, Lee Soo Man would throw a fit, and then Seohyun would burst into tears cuz she'll think I hate her or something and then I'm gonna get a mouthful from the SNSD members."
"But you didn't have to hold hands!"
"Fan service hyung, it wins everyone over. Besides, between you and me, she's as boring as wallpaper, no wait, I can talk to wallpaper and find it more interesting than Seohyun. Yonghwa can have her."
"Then explain what happened with Sooyoung!"
"Ok, I have no clue about Sooyoung. Maybe it's cuz we're the evil members of our groups, and I was her "twin" at SS2?"
Sungmin hugged Kyuhyun tighter, reluctant to letting go.
"Well, nothing better be going on, otherwise I'm gonna punish you badly!" whined Sungmin.
"I'd like to see you try," Kyuhyun slyly whispered, lips brushing against Sungmin's ear.
"Fine then, I will!"
Next thing he knew, the maknae was lying on the bed, Sungmin on top, his lips crashing against the younger man's, hands wandering all over his torso, down to his crotch.
Oh yeah, Sungmin needs to read Kyu x girl fan fics more often, thought Kyuhyun to himself as Sungmin tore off his shirt and latched his mouth onto his adam's apple, hands working magic down below, emitting sensual moans from the maknae
Yup, I'm in for a rough night, literally. Kyuhyun thought with a smile.
~End~
A/N: This is a gift for you awesome Kyumin shippers out there, since I got my temporary driver's license today! :D
Ok, it's only a beginner's license, so I can only drive with my dad there, plus I have to take 3 more tests before I can legally drive on my own -_-", so no joy riding for this loser yet...plus I'm scared of highway driving O.O
Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this fic! I had fun making Min rage over the three common Kyu x girl pairings xDD
Ok maybe cuz I hate them too >.>
Well not in real life, just in fan fiction. Okay I can handle Kyutoria, since I know it's pure friendship (and I ship Khuntoria all the way), but Seokyu (dislike x infinity) and Kyuyoung (seriously, where did this one come from?)....
No comment there...
Ok, in truth the only Kyu x girl pairing that I can tolerate with romance is Kyu x girl!Min, nuff said.
Genre: Humor, romance, Implied!smut
Pairings: Kyumin, slight!Yewook, slight!Hanchul
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Summary: Sungmin discovers Kyu x girl fan fics.
A/N: Wrote this out of pure randomness. Spots for angelqmin , 13plus2 , fumikux3 , lhlarsson
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Ahh fan fiction. One of the many ways a crazy fan girl can express her love and imagination for her beloved fandom through the means of story telling. Such stories can range from sweet and fluffy to smoldering and smutty, depending on what the writer prefers, or craves. Stories like these are then read by other crazy fan girls of the same fandom, who then voice their opinions and are inspired to write their own fan fictions. Why do fan girls love it? Because the idols they write about will never know about this secretive world belonging to fans.
Well, most idols at least, unless you exclude the members of Super Junior.
It was an innocent discovery by their resident Cinderella, Kim Heechul, who decided on one boring, rainy afternoon in his room, to search up "Hanchul" via the internet, and was graced with the presence of Hanchul fan fiction, to which he dragged his partner Hankyung into reading via a language translator. To their amazement, fan fiction was a new world for them, reserved for fans whilst hidden from the eyes of the idols they adored. Spreading the news throughout the two dorms, it didn't take long before the other members starting getting into the fan fiction craze. Before you knew it, everyone was reading fan fiction about the supposed, technically real couples of the idol group.
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"Wahh, I'm so bored," yawned Sungmin atop of Ryeowook's bed, while the younger was attached to his laptop, his eyes latched to the screen, tears streaming down his high cheekbones. It was only a few days till their 5th comeback, and with Kyuhyun performing at The Three Musketeers, and him being finished with Jack the Ripper, he didn't have much to do for the time being, except chilling in Ryeowook's room.
"What's wrong now? Did Sunggie break up with you or something?" questioned the older as he looked over Ryeowook's shoulders at his laptop screen.
"No, even better than that, he gave his life...for me!" wailed the eternal maknae as he grabbed a tissue, dabbing his eyes and blowing his nose.
Sungmin chuckled at the younger's act, then ruffled his hair, to which earned him a slap on the wrist.
"Come on Wook, it's just a story. It's not like these things will happen in real life," reprimanded Sungmin.
"Well you never know! I just don't know what I'll do in life without him!" Ryeowook wailed even louder.
"Aish, you're talking about a man who can balance an amphibian on his head with a puppy under one arm and manage to eat a cup of instant ramen at once! To an average person, accident waiting to happen, To Yesung, normal! If you ask me, he's not dying anytime soon!" retorted Sungmin.
"Ddangkoma is a reptile, not amphibian," came a familiar husky voice that made Sungmin jump. Sure enough, Yesung had been standing behind him (for God knows how long), with said turtle, puppy, and ramen adorning him.
"Sunggie!" exclaimed Ryeowook as he ran over to Yesung, slamming into the older's torso and hugging his waist tightly.
"Sunggie-hyung, promise me you'll never leave me alright? And don't ever think of doing something as stupid as giving your life for me!"
Yesung looked over his boyfriend's head towards Sungmin.
"Fan fics?" He asked. Sungmin nodded.
"Aww Wookie, you're so cute like that," Yesung answers by nuzzling the younger's hair. Sungmin took this as an opportunity to leave the couple to their moment, so he quietly slipped out of their room.
How the hell do you balance a turtle on your head? Wondered Sungmin as he plopped down on his desk chair, booting up his laptop.
Yesung claims it's not his doing, and that Ddangkoma hangs on by himself. It's not like the turtle talks to him, or does it? he asked himself before turning back to his laptop, erasing his thoughts about balancing turtles and focusing on another important matter: reading the latest in Kyumin fan fiction.
When the page for his favorite fan fiction site, Livejournal, finished loading, he quickly started checking the many Kyumin communities that were hidden within the site.
"Now let's see what we have today," he tells himself, scrolling down the page.
Sure enough, new fics had been added while he had been sleeping. For the sake of his heart, he went for the fluffy, G-rated fics first, which we mostly about Kyuhyun confessing to him, or vice versa. Either way, they would always start off shy and end kissing each other gently.
"Aww that's so sweet," he commented to himself as he finished one about Kyuhyun singing his feelings to the lather.
Smiling, he scrolled down some more, to where his eyes came face-to-face with an angst fic.
"Why, Sungmin-ah, why?!" he cried to himself after reading about him seeing Kyuhyun talking with another man, and declaring him a cheater. The fic had ended with his boyfriend pushing him out of the way of an oncoming car, before it struck him instead. Like Ryeowook, he found himself grabbing tissue after tissue to dry up his tears and snot.
"Now, onto happier ones," he croaked, throat still slighty sore from crying.
Oh yeah, did he get a happy one alright, since the next one just happen to be his favorite genre: smut.
"How you girls cook up fantasies about our "nightly activities", I will never know," he told himself as his eyes latched to the screen, taking in the details of him and Kyuhyun, in bed, butt naked, the taller man on top pounding him senselessly.
"Oh my," he whispered to himself as his mind engulfs the text on screen, creating mental images of him and Kyuhyun in their "comprimising" positions, their bodies molding against each other, him losing any sanity he had left as Kyuhyun takes him to heaven with each entrance.
"Man, why eat cake when I can read this for dessert instead?!" Sungmin exclaimed, smiling while wiping away a bit of drool that slithered down his chin. He had to admit: hormonally-crazed fan girls had some wild imaginations.
Scrolling down some more, he came to a rather, disturbing(?), fic. He definitely never saw this kind of pairing before.
"Kyu...toria?" he asked himself. He knew that Kyuhyun and f(x)'s leader, Victoria, were good friends in real life. But he didn't expect people to see them as a...couple?
"Well, let's see what happens," answers Sungmin as he clicked on the link to the fic.
Sure enough, Kyutoria just happened to be Kyuhyun x Victoria, and in the fic, they just happen to hug, kiss, giggle senselessly at each other's jokes, etc. They were doing everything that he and Kyuhyun did on a daily basis as a couple, except in this case, it was a girl. Sungmin couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy through out the fic, and truth be told, he was there first.
"Just relax Min, it's just a fic. Just because she's got the body of a super model and insane flexibility, it doesn't make her better than you," Sungmin reprimanded himself.
However, his slight jealousy changed to slight joy when in the end, Victoria realizes how different she and Kyuhyun are, and decides she can't continue her relationship with him any further; thus she leaves Kyuhyun for another man named Nichkhun.
Thank you We Got Married, thought Sungmin, as it was thanks to the show that Khuntoria was created in the first place.
Hope Khuntoria can keep Kyutoria out of the way, he told himself as he continued to the next page, where he was greeted with another disturbing fic.
"The fuck?! Seokyu?!" snapped Sungmin. As if the SM Town concerts weren't bad enough, now people were pairing his boyfriend up with SNSD's bland-as-white bread maknae, Seohyun? Now this was a mockery to his pride, not to mention his relationship.
"Oh I see how it is! They sing one song together, ONE, and now they're a couple?!" spat the enraged man as the page finished loading, revealing what appears to be a high school fan fic. Fueled by curiousity, he continued down the page.
"Oh someone gag me with their cock already," Sungmin blatantly spat out. The fic just happened to be a cheesy, sugar-coated, fluffy romance story between two high school students of different "worlds". Seohyun was casted as the pretty, sweet and shy student who does well in school, yet was a complete airhead when it came to dating. In contrast, Kyuhyun had the role of an arrogant jock who picked up, dated, and abandoned girls by the minute, until he sets eyes upon the beautiful Seohyun, and then poof, she's his whole world.
"Kyu, if she's your whole world, and I swear Hae and Hyuk will agree with me on this, but that world's gonna end way before 2012," he muttered.
Who knows, maybe, being the airhead she is, she rejects him, Sungmin hoped to himself.
The good news, she rejected his invitation, and her first chance, to go on a date.
Yes! Sungmin cheered.
The bad news?
They end up married with two kids of their own.
iagndiangidangdlknf who the fuck wrote this shit?! raged Sungmin in his head.
"Whoever wrote that deserves to be permanently banned from the internet, and if they should ever write such a fic again, I will personally hunt them down myself and go Bruce Lee on their computer!" growled an enraged Sungmin. Ok, they might be fan fics, but he couldn't help it. It was just one performance, one, with them holding hands (awkwardly, thank you fan cams) as innocent fan service, that's it. It wasn't even their idea, SM just had to agree on the two most popular maknaes in the company to duet (with a fucking love song) at an SM Town concert. That's all it took for them to end up freaking married to each other?! Bullshit.
"How the hell does Yonghwa do it?" Sungmin muttered, referring to CN Blue's leader Jung Yonghwa, who just happened to be Seohyun's partner for We Got Married. Sungmin remembered watching that episode (cuz he was dead bored and did not need to witness Yesung's staring contest with Ddangkoma), and saw no hint of jealousy or anger on Yonghwa's face when his "wife" reveals she held hands with Super Junior's Kyuhyun.
"And did she have to tell him?! It's not like it means anything! Wait, it meant absolutely nothing! Nothing I tell you!" he yelled up to the ceiling.
"H-Hyung, are you alright in there?" came Ryeowook's voice from behind his door.
Shit, I gotta stop voicing my comments out loud! Sungmin reminded himself.
"Yeah Wookie, just practicing my acting skills that's all!" he answered.
"Oh, okay then," answered Ryeowook. As soon as his footsteps were inaudible, Sungmin returned back to his laptop.
"What's this? Kyuyoung?" questioned Sungmin. "Kyuyoung" had been Kyuhyun's nickname for their "Gee" parody at SS2, since he was impersonating Sooyoung.
"Maybe this one's about girl Kyu?" Sungmin asked with a giggle. The thought of their evil, snarky math/Starcraft nerd as a girl was too hilarious to imagine.
"Keke, I'll get to read about him in a dress and acting all cute and shy and inno- WHAT THE FUCK?!" roared the man. Turns out "Kyuyoung" really stands for Kyuhyun x Sooyoung. Tall, long-legged, stick-skinny, evil and snobby Sooyoung. Sungmin felt the blood rush to his face as he clenched his fists, nails digging into his palms as he tries to contain his anger.
"Since when? Where? Why? How? Better yet. who?!" growled Sungmin as he clicked on the link to read the fic.
"What's this?" Sungmin took a look at the fic's rating, and if his eyes weren't firmly attached inside his eye sockets, they would have fallen out.
I"m dreaming, I'm sure I'm dreaming, Sungmin told himself before pinching his arm.
"Oww! Fuck I'm not dreaming!" snapped Sungmin as his eyes made their way back to the rating. It just had to be NC-17, and anyone who's anyone in the world of fan fiction knows why a fic would have such a rating, which is why his eyes wandered down to the genre.
"Fuck my life," he groaned. Sure enough, smut was one of the genres.
"I doubt guy x girl smut isn't as hot as guy x guy smut," he muttered to himself as he started to read.
Once he was down to the smut part, his jaw collapsed from his mouth.
"Oh...my...god," was all he could muster up from his now incoherent mind.
K-K-Kyu...topping...Sooyoung...bed...no...clothing....
Sungmin got off his chair and sat on his bed, head in his hands, trying to calm him and his mind.
"In, out, in, out," Sungmin told himself, controlling his breathing. Then he went back to his desk, thankfully the smut was over, and the fic ends with the two "lovers" falling asleep in each other's arms.
"That's it, whoever you are, you are dead! You here me?! D-E-A-D DEAD!" roared Sungmin, jabbing his finger at the screen, veins throbbing.
"Hyung, if you're PMSing again, you're spending the night in the living room. We already get enough of that with Heechul around," came a familiar voice from behind. Turning around, Sungmin was greeted with the sweaty, tired but still handsome face of his boyfriend, Cho Kyuhyun.
"What, I can't be angry now or something? Especially after enraging me?!" growled Sungmin. Despite his rage, a small smile crept up the maknae's face. There was just something so...adorable and lovable about the older man, even when he's mad.
"Ok, what did I do this time?" he asked in a playful tone.
Enraged with his humor, Sungmin grabbed Kyuhyun by the wrist and dragged him over, pushing him down on the chair.
"That!" snapped Sungmin, pointing at the screen.
Kyuhyun's eyes skimmed down the page, taking in bits and pieces of the text before bursting out in laughter, holding onto the desk so he won't fall off the chair.
"What's so funny?" growled Sungmin. Kyuhyun stopped laughing, wiping away the tears that streamed down his cheeks.
"You're...you're...you're mad at me...over...fan fiction?" questioned the maknae. Sungmin responded with a hard glare, which made Kyuhyun giggle even more.
"Oh, real mature Minnie-hyung, real mature," he laughed.
"So what if it's fan fiction? You went and inspired those fan girls to write about you and Victoria and Seohyun and Sooyoung!" the elder snapped back.
Kyuhyun only laughed more at his hyung before embracing him in his arms, Sungmin's still crossed across his chest.
"Don't tell me you're jealous now hyung, you should know better than letting fan fics get the better of you," whispered Kyuhyun into Sungmin's ear. The shorter man uncrossed his arms, wrapping his arms around the taller's waist and resting his head on his shoulder.
"I know, but it's so irritating when they pair you up with a girl, especially since it's always those...3! ," whined Sungmin.
Kyuhyun giggled, he could literally hear the pouting in his hyung's voice.
"Hyung, how many times do I have to remind you that nothing is going on between me and those three girls."
"But you went to a concert with Victoria once!"
"Yeah, I did, with Changmin. Besides, Victoria's more interested in Nichkhun anyways."
"What about Seohyun? You didn't have to do that stupid duet together, and hold hands for crying out loud!"
"Ok if I didn't do that duet, Lee Soo Man would throw a fit, and then Seohyun would burst into tears cuz she'll think I hate her or something and then I'm gonna get a mouthful from the SNSD members."
"But you didn't have to hold hands!"
"Fan service hyung, it wins everyone over. Besides, between you and me, she's as boring as wallpaper, no wait, I can talk to wallpaper and find it more interesting than Seohyun. Yonghwa can have her."
"Then explain what happened with Sooyoung!"
"Ok, I have no clue about Sooyoung. Maybe it's cuz we're the evil members of our groups, and I was her "twin" at SS2?"
Sungmin hugged Kyuhyun tighter, reluctant to letting go.
"Well, nothing better be going on, otherwise I'm gonna punish you badly!" whined Sungmin.
"I'd like to see you try," Kyuhyun slyly whispered, lips brushing against Sungmin's ear.
"Fine then, I will!"
Next thing he knew, the maknae was lying on the bed, Sungmin on top, his lips crashing against the younger man's, hands wandering all over his torso, down to his crotch.
Oh yeah, Sungmin needs to read Kyu x girl fan fics more often, thought Kyuhyun to himself as Sungmin tore off his shirt and latched his mouth onto his adam's apple, hands working magic down below, emitting sensual moans from the maknae
Yup, I'm in for a rough night, literally. Kyuhyun thought with a smile.
~End~
A/N: This is a gift for you awesome Kyumin shippers out there, since I got my temporary driver's license today! :D
Ok, it's only a beginner's license, so I can only drive with my dad there, plus I have to take 3 more tests before I can legally drive on my own -_-", so no joy riding for this loser yet...plus I'm scared of highway driving O.O
Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this fic! I had fun making Min rage over the three common Kyu x girl pairings xDD
Ok maybe cuz I hate them too >.>
Well not in real life, just in fan fiction. Okay I can handle Kyutoria, since I know it's pure friendship (and I ship Khuntoria all the way), but Seokyu (dislike x infinity) and Kyuyoung (seriously, where did this one come from?)....
No comment there...
Ok, in truth the only Kyu x girl pairing that I can tolerate with romance is Kyu x girl!Min, nuff said.