Sexy

Aug 20, 2011 20:10

Title: Sexy
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kyumin, slight!Sihanchul
Genre: Romance
Summary: Sungmin's not having any success seducing Kyuhyun. What is he doing wrong?
A/N: I was bored, that's why this happened. Spots: angelqmin, fumikux3, angelqmin, fumikux3

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"He can't, no he won't be able to resist me this time!" snickered Sungmin as he eyed himself in the full length mirror before him. Eyeing his body up and down, he knew this outfit was the winner. No way will the almighty Cho Kyuhyun be able to hold his guard up against the beauty of a man that is Lee Sungmin.

Well, that's not saying that the outfit made him look more beautiful than he already was. Kyuhyun had told him countless times that his beauty outshined that of a woman's, possibly even Heechul's as well.

He had to admit, the man had a way with words. But that was it, he was only good with words, and Sungmin wanted something more out of their relationship that just Kyuhyun's compliments. That's why he's been paying a nightly visit to the 12th floor dorm, to meet up with the 12th floor beauty himself, Kim Heechul, to learn the antics to seducing the Starcraft-loving maknae.

"Have you tried touching him? As in gently caressing his sensitive areas, kissing his neck, pinching his butt etc?" questioned the older man.

"Yes, but all he does is brush it off, or slap my hand away and says 'Hyung, I'm tired, let me sleep,' " pouted the younger.

"How about sneaking into bed with him?"

"Tried that, ended up on the floor instead. Who knew he kicks harder when he's asleep?"

"Then we'll have to move on to the next method then: Cross-dressing. I always use that one on Hannie, it never fails," snickered Heechul.

"Hmm, never thought of that one before. But where the hell are we gonna get our hands on a set of women's clothing?" questioned Sungmin.

"Right here." Heechul opens up his closet, digging to the very back of it, where he dragged out a large cardboard box.

"I keep my favorites here, the rest are hidden in Hannie's closet," stated Heechul as he opened up the flaps, and pulled a bundle of white fabric.

"I think this one suits you best, what do you think?" asked the older as the younger sat there, eyeing the bundle of fabric before him.

"Hyung, i-i-is that what I think it is?" stuttered Sungmin, pointing at the outfit before him. With its deep neck line, short skirt and practically no back, paired up with the small white cap with a red cross on the front, the white outfit before him just happened to be a nurse's costume.

"Yeah it is! I used this on Siwon too, and lemme tell you, he's weaker than he looks," smirked Heechul.

"I don't know hyung, are you sure this will work?" asked Sungmin, cocking his head to the side.

"Look it's either this, or you're on your own alright?! I need to sleep too you know!" snapped th older.

Sungmin sighed. This wasn't exactly what he had in mind, but what can he do now? Reluctantly, he took the costume from Heechul.

"Alright then, thanks hyung," answered the younger as he was about to get up and leave, before he was stopped by the latter.

"Wait hold on, use this for extra help," piped Heechul as he tossed Sungmin a small, white and lacey piece of cloth. Sungmin's eyes widened at it, while Heechul smirked at it.

"That," he started, pointing at the cloth, "is the icing on the cake."

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"Hmm, now that I look at it, it's not bad," said Sungmin as he eyed himself in the mirror with the nurse's outfit on. The deep neck line showed off his lovely neck and collarbone, while revealing a small, yet teasing portion of his toned pecs. The short skirt ensentuated his slim thighs, and the white colour brought out the milky whiteness of his skin.

He did a litlte twirl, which lifted the skirt slightly, revealing the white and lacey thong Heechul had told him to use. The only problem was, it was giving him quite the wedgie.

"Aish, how do women walk in these?" grunted the man as he picked it out for the third time that evening.

"Well it's all worth it," he told himself, before hearing voices in the living room.

"I'm home!" came Kyuhyun's voice from outside.

Oh god, he's here! What do I do again? Right, sit on his bed, pull your legs up, that will hitch the skirt up! Sungmin yelled mentally before taking his position on the maknae's bed. Just as he pulled up his legs, the door opened.

"Hyung I'm back," stated Kyuhyun as he closed the door.

"What took you so long, you've kept me waiting forever!" whined Sungmin.

"Well that's because I-" Kyuhyun stopped suddenly when he turned towards his bed, where his boyfriend's voice was coming from, where his boyfriend was sitting.

On his bed. In a nurse's costume.

"Because of what Kyu?" asked Sungmin with a smirk.

Kyuhyun just stood there, staring at him in the revealing white attire. As if that wasn't enough, he was even wearing a white thong underneath the skirt, and topped it off with the white nurse's cap too.

"Hyung," he started, "where did you get that?"

"Heechul-hyung let me borrow it. Don't you think it's cute?" drawled Sungmin in his aegyo voice.

Kyuhyun just kepting staring at him, then shook his head at him and  walked over to his desk to boot up his laptop. Sungmin arched an eyebrow, then made his way over to the maknae and wrapped his arms around the younger's shoulders, who then shrugged them off.

"Ya, what's with the cold shoulder? I got all dressed up, just for you, and now you won't even accept my hug!" wailed the shorter man.

"First off hyung, that outfit does not suit you, at all. Second, you should know that no one is allowed to distract me when I'm playing Starcraft, especially today," stated the taller sternly.

"Well, what's so special about today?" snapped Sungmin.

"I need to get back at this idiot who killed me last night! No one messes with Cho Kyuhyun when it comes to Starcraft!" boomed the maknae as the game screen popped up, initiating him to start.

Sungmin stood there for a bit, arms crossed across his chest as he glared at the back of his boyfriend's head, before grabbing his pjs and stomping out of the room with a "hmph!"

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"It didn't work! He said it didn't suit me at all!" yelled Sungmin as he tossed the costume at Heechul the next evening.

"Why, what's wrong with it?" said Heechul as he picked up and inspected the outfit.

"I don't know, but he didn't like it!"

"Hmm, he's a stubborn one, this Kyubaby of ours," contemplated Heechul.

"Well, what can I do now? And only I can call him Kyubaby!" snapped the younger.

However, Heechul was completely ignoring him, as his eyes were closed, brows furrowed as he tries to think of another method, when his eyes suddenly popped open.

"He was right, that outfit didn't suit you at all!" exclaimed Heechul as he sprinted over to his closet and dragged out the same box from the night before, opened it and dug to its bottom before pulling out another costume.

"There we go, now this one's the winner!" Heechul held up the costume for Sungmin to see.

This time, the outfit consisted of a short, white button-up shirt that was tied at the chest level, a red plaid and pleated skirt that didn't even go down mid-thigh, and a red tie to finish it off. Sungmin took one look at it before face palming himself.

"Seriously, hyung, the naughty school girl? That's so...cheesy!" wailed the younger.

"But it suits you both, especially since your boyfriend's one hell of a nerd that's for sure!" retorted Heechul.

Letting out a gruff sigh, Sungmin snatched his new costume from the elder, and was about to storm away when he was stopped by said elder, who tossed him something small and black.

"The icing on the cake?" asked Sungmin with an arched eyebrow. Heechul nodded.

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"Seriously hyung? The naughty school girl? Is that the best you can do?" Kyuhyun asked Sungmin blatantly as he stared at the shorter man's choice of clothing for the night.

"Of course not Kyubaby, I always save the best for last," answered Sungmin in his signature aegyo voice as he did a little twirl, lifting the skirt and revealing the black, lacey panty Heechul had let him borrow.

"Well, what do you think?" mewed the shorter man.

Kyuhyun rolled his eyes and plopped down on his computer chair, turning on his laptop on for another round of Starcraft.

"Ugh, lemme guess, this one's not me either right?" snapped Sungmin.

"No, but you look really cheap in this one," stated the maknae as he starts shooting at the little characters on his screen.

Sungmin took one of his bunny plushies and chucks at Kyuhyun's head, earning a yelp from the latter.

"Ya! Hyung, what did I say about distractions?!" yelled the maknae as he rubs his head.

"Shut up Kyu! And I hope that guy who beat you last time beats you again!" retorts Sungmin as he grabs his pyjamas and leaves the room, slamming the door shut in the process.

"FYI, he already did last night!" Kyuhyun yelled at the closed door.

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"Heechul-hyung, this one had better work, otherwise I'm gonna throw Heebum into the bathtub, with water in it!" barked Sungmin as Heechul, once again, rummages through a box where he hides his "outifts" for his seducing antics.

"Ok ok! Jeez and everyone says I have PMS problems," mutters the older as he pulls out his raunchiest outfit yet.

"If this one doesn't work, then you and that kid are not getting in bed together anytime soon," replies Heechul as Sungmin snaches the third costume away, slamming Heechul's door behind him.

"Touchy," mutters Heechul, until he hears a painful set of meows from behind the door.

"Heebum! Mommy's coming!"

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Sungmin eyed his third outfit, and he has to say, the third time's the charm. Tonight, he was adorned in a black corset, decorated in black lace around the neckline and hem, with strings made of red silk holding the top together. Black leather shorts hugged his thighs and firm butt, and knee-high black boots brought the outfit together.

I can't even resist myself, I don't how that maknae's gonna resist this, thought Sungmin with a smirk. Taking his position on Kyuhyun's desk chair, he sat, legs crossed, back facing the door, awaiting his boyfriend's arrival.

When the sound of the front door opened, Sungmin straightened his back and puffed out his chest, waiting to present himself to his boyfriend.

"Hyung, I'm home," came the maknae's voice from behind him. Sungmin bit down on his lip to prevent a giggle from escaping.

"Hyung?" asked Kyuhyun again, as he approached his desk. Sure enough, the chair spun around, revealing Sungmin, dressed from the chest down in black, well black lingerie to be precise.

The maknae just stared blankly at him, not knowing what to say. Sungmin took the opportunity to smirk at his boyfriend, getting up from the chair, swaying his hips sexily as he made his way towards the taller man.

"I see I have rendered you speechless. You, Cho Kyuhyun, the snarky maknae, have nothing to say, or do you?" asked Sungmin in a dark, seductive tone, circling Kyuhyun as he spoke so he can take in every detail of the outfit.

"As a matter of fact, I do," answered the maknae.

Sungmin's smirk crept up higher as he stopped in front of the maknae, wrapping his arms around his neck, pulling his face closer to his.

"And what would that be?" Sungmin whispered against his lips.

Kyuhyun pulled the man's arms off and held him by his shoulders.

"What the hell do you you're doing?" the maknae blatantly stated.

"Huh?" questioned Sungmin with a cock of his head.

"This!" Kyuhyun gestured to his outfit.

"What's all this for? If I'm not mistaken, you're trying to tell me something, aren't you?"

"Uhh...well...sorta," stuttered Sungmin.

Kyuhyun let out a sigh. Sungmin wasn't the most straight-forward person, that's why he always tried to give people hints about what he was thinking.

"Hyung," he asked, his tone softer, "if there's something you want to say, just say it."

Sungmin took in a deep breath, then answered:

"I...I...I was trying to...seduce you," he finally got out.

Kyuhyun blinked, his eyes twice their size once he heard Sungmin's answer.

"S-S-Seduce me?" stuttered the maknae. Sungmin nodded slowly.

"But...how...when...why?" questioned a dumbfounded Kyuhyun.

Sungmin looked at him with glassy eyes, which scared Kyuhyun slightly. If there's one thing he can't stand, it was the image of a crying Sungmin.

"B-B-Because I wanted to take our relationship further, but if I told you about then, then I feel like I'm pressuring you into it, which I don't want.
 That's why I figured, maybe if I gave you a hint about getting more serious, then you would know how I felt, and maybe seeing me looking really sexy might make
 you realize you want to go further too," Sungmin finished, voice cracking on the verge of tears.

Kyuhyun looked at his boyfriend sadly, then took him into his embrace and letting him cry on his shoulders.

"Oh hyung," he whispered into the ear of the sobbing man, "if you wanted to look sexy just to impress me, then you don't have to dress up in kinky costumes, or
 suffocating lingerie for that matter," earning a slight giggle from the crying Sungmin.

"T-T-Then what should I do? I-I-I want to look sexier for you, that's why I went to Heechul-hyung for all this ridiculous attire!" sobbed the shorter man.

"Well first off, return this...attire back to Heechul-hyung," Kyuhyun started.

"Second, never go to Heechul-hyung for advice on going further. He's quite impulsive, as you can see, on getting what he wants,
 seeing as he has two boyfriends to go to for his...needs," stated the maknae.

"And third?" piped Sungmin.

"As for third, just be you," finished the taller man.

"Hmm?" Sungmin looked at him, confusion on his tear-stained face.

"Just be Lee Sungmin, the Lee Sungmin I fell hopelessly in love with. The one who loves cooking and bunnies and plushies and
 pink and candy and kicks my butt to bed when I'm up too late playing Starcraft. You're sexy just the way you are, and that's
 why I love you," the maknae replied.

"K-K-Kyu," piped Sungmin, who was about to burst into tears again. Kyuhyun pulled him into another hug.

"Don't cry anymore ok? Just know that to me, you're the sexiest being on this planet, and nothing will ever change." Sungmin nodded with a sniffle.

The maknae smiled and tightented his grip on the shorter man.

"You know hyung," he started.

"Hmm?" came Sungmin's muffled voice.

"If you want to look sexy, simple is more," replied Kyuhyun.

Simple is more, why didn't I think of that before? thought Sungmin.

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"Minnie-hyung I'm back, and I need one of your soothing massages damnit my back's killing me!" called Kyuhyun as he entered
 their shared room.

"Ok alright I'm coming!" called Sungmin from the washroom.

Kyuhyun plopped down on his bed, rubbing the sore back he aquired from dance practice.

Damnit, why do I have to be included in the dance break now? The maknae complained to himself as the door opened.

"Manager-hyung said to practice your dancing, not kill yourself you silly kid!" piped Sungmin as he entered.

Kyuhyun looked up, and was rendered speechless at the sight of his boyfriend. From the white, v-neck t-shirt that revealed
his toned pecs and exsentuated his biceps, to the blue skinny jeans that wrapped around those slim, milky white thighs, topped off
with his raven-black hair, wet and glistening with water droplets, he had never seen anything more glorious than Lee Sungmin, fresh
out of the shower. Kyuhyun couldn't help but wrap his arms around the shorter man's waist, surprising the latter.

"Wha-What's this for baby?" questioned Sungmin.

Kyuhun buried his nose into Sungmin's hair, taking in the scent of strawberries.

"Now this," he whispered into the latter's ear, "is what I call sexy."

~End~

A/N: I blame boredom and pure curiousity for this. First off, it was raining today, so I had nothing else to do after my friend went home after my mom and I taught her how to make spring rolls. Nope, my friend isn't Asian (but she eats like one, so I'm scared of what's gonna happen when we move out together...), she's Mexican, which means now I'm getting taco lessons from her (Word to all you foodies out there, Taco Bell does not offer quaility Mexican tacos, neither do those "Taco kits"....).
Second, blamed this on my idiot curiousity, I remembered this article I read a few months back on why men don't find expensive lingerie or kinky adult costumes sexy at all, but rather would prefer something as simple as a cotton t-shirt on women.
Well, personally I agree, cuz while the image of Sungmin in tight lingerie and role-playing costumes is mind-fuckingly and ovary-explodingly worthy of imagined *gets bricked by Kyu for such thoughts*....
Ok as I was saying >.>, while that above is worthy of being imagined, there's just something more innocent, yet still sexy, about Sungmin in a simple white v-neck and blue skinny jeans, not even ripped, just his legs covered in tight denim.
Ok this goes the same for all our Suju boys, it's no wonder their new song is called "Mr. Simple", cuz they can make anything as simple as a white shirt look sexy.
Alright enough ranting for now, so I'll leave for food now! Comments are <3 (as are cookies, cupcakes and chocolate)!

sungmin, kyuhyun, kyumin, super junior

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