Operation:Turn Off [2/3]
Title: Operation: Turn Off
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Romance, humour, crack (mostly crack), slight!smut
Pairings: Kyumin, other Super Junior pairings
Summary: Kyuhyun and Sungmin are planning to have sex, but what happens when the members find out?
A/N: Three-shot now, my brain wouldn't leave me alone.
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"Operation?" started Donghae.
"Turn Off?" added Eunhyuk.
"And how is that suppose to work?" piped Siwon.
"Let's see, we'll just have to annoy Kyumin by using their turn offs against them. Once they realized how turned off they are from each other, tada! No sex for them!" exclaimed Heechul.
"How are we gonna do that?" questioned Yesung.
"We...uhh...fuck I didn't think we'd get this far in the plan," muttered Heechul.
"Oh great, we know what to do, but we don't how...FAYUL!" added Donghae.
"We haven't failed yet Hae! We just don't know what to do!" screamed Eunhyuk.
"Ya shut up you two! Don't make me throw a wet Heebum on you!" snapped Heechul.
"Alright calm down! Let's take this step by step, and then we'll put it all together!" commanded Leeteuk.
They all sat and stood there, lost in their thoughts. How were they gonna turn off Kyumin, without them suspecting anything? With Sungmin's sharp eyes and Kyuhyun's sharp sense of suspicion, it won't be easy going under their radar.
"I-I-I have an idea," stuttered Ryeowook, as all eyes landed on him.
"Go on Wookie, we're listening," assured Yesung.
"Well, Minnie-hyung has a box in his closet that's stuffed with all the plushies he couldn't fit on his bed. I was thinking that, maybe, I can convince him to dump them on Kyu's bed, just to annoy him?" finished the eternal maknae, questioning his own method.
The other members thought about it, then nodded with approval.
"That...is a really good idea," replied Leeteuk.
"Yeah, why didn't I think of that?" exclaimed Donghae.
"Yes, why didn't YOU think of it SOONER?" snapped Heechul.
"Good job Wookie!" cried Yesung as he embraced Ryeowook tightly.
"Sunggie-hyung careful! You might drop Ddangkoma!"
"Don't worry, he's holding onto my head, so he'll be fine!"
The fuck is that? Thought Heechul as he cleared his throat to get everyone's attention.
"Okay, well we have one idea now, thanks to Wookie. Anyone else got anything?"
"Oh oh oh oh! Pick me pick me pick me!" exclaimed Donghae as he raised his hand, bouncing on his butt.
"Ugh, this had better be good Donghae, otherwise I'm setting all my cats on you!" growled Heechul.
"Let's get rid of all of Kyu's acne-curing products so then his pimples will never go away!" blurted the younger.
"That can work, but who's gonna take the blame for using up all of that stuff? Really who's willing to risk their life over acne products?" questioned Eunhyuk.
"No duh, Me. Besides I always use up Kyu's stuff, so he doesn't care anymore," stated Donghae matter-of-factly.
"Oh Hae, don't get yourself killed now okay?" Eunhyuk replied, hugging his boyfriend for dear life.
"Pfft, I highly doubt he'll kill you," muttered Heechul, earning death glares from Eunhae.
"Alright, anything else?" piped their leader.
"Oh I've got one! Let's replace all the fruit in the fridge with strawberries! Oh and stock up on everything and anything sweet and strawberry-flavoured!" exclaimed Shindong.
"But where are we suppose to do with everything in our fridge?" questioned Eunhyuk.
"Leave it up here, I can manage it," Shindong happily replied.
"Oh yeah, he'll manage it alright," muttered Heechul as he scribbled the idea down on his notepad.
"Can we hide Kyuhyun's laptop? That's logical enough," added Siwon.
"We could, but then he'll be bored, which means another opportunity for him to be turned on," replied Leeteuk.
"Besides, taking Kyu's laptop is asking for death, literally," answered Yesung.
"Actually, let him have his laptop. I think I can annoy that kid for a few hours via Starcraft," piped Heechul.
"When did you start playing hyung?" questioned Siwon.
"When you didn't notice," was Heechul's answer.
"Who's up for short-sheeting Kyu's sheets, then he'll have no choice but to use Minnie's pink ones?" asked Yesung.
"We are!" answered Eunhae at the same time.
"Ok, so are we done?" questioned the leader.
"Does anyone else have anything to add?" Heechul asked, getting responses from no one.
"Alright then, I guess we're set," replied Siwon.
"Yup, so here's the battle plan. Yewook: plushies. Shindong: strawberries, candy, anything Sungmin loves eating that Kyu hates. Eunhae: Short-sheeting the maknae's bed. Wonnie you can hide his acne products, and as for me, I need to get myself on Starcraft and get some practice in," stated Heechul as everyone was given their duties.
"Alright then, everyone in!" Leeteuk boomed, placing his right hand in the middle of their group. Everyone joined in, with their hands on top of each other's.
"Hwaiting!" they screamed as they dispersed to their assigned tasks. However, Heechul stopped walking for a moment and went over to their leader.
"Hyung, I didn't think you would be up for this," he said as he grabbed the oldest member's shoulder.
"I didn't think so either, but this is really gonna hurt Kanginnie's pride if he finds out," sighed Leeteuk.
"So...does this mean..you've...never..." stammered Heechul.
"It hurts my pride too you know. Two of my precious babies doing it before their umma and appa, it feels so wrong!" cried the leader as he scurried into his room. slamming the door. Heechul just stood there, his eyes wide in astonishment.
"Damn we're all virgins, this sucks," he muttered to himself as he headed to his own room.
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"Minnie-hyung, you in there?" asked Ryeowook that evening, knocking on Kyumin's door.
"Yeah Wookie, come in," came Sungmin's answer as the eternal maknae enters his room.
"What's up?" piped the older man, sitting on his bed.
"Well, you see, now that Sunggie-hyung is living down here and I'm living upstairs, I get kinda, you know, lonely at night. So I was wondering if I can borrow some of your plushies, so I can sleep better at night?" asked Ryeowook nervously.
"Aww Wookie, of course you can!" exclaimed Sungmin as he jumped off his bed and hugged the younger man.
"I have a whole bunch of them, you can borrow as many as you like!" Sungmin opened his closet and dragged out a large cardboard box. Opening up the flaps, Ryeowook looked inside to see that it was filled, to the top, with an assortment of pink, fluffly, even scented plushies.
"Oh my, I knew you had a lot hyung, but I didn't think this much!" piped Ryeowook as he picked up a pink bear that seemed to smell like...strawberries?
"It's me, and you know me I love my plushies! That's why I can't keep all on my bed, then I won't have room to sleep!" shreaked Sungmin.
"Well, can't you keep some out in the open, where you can see them all?"
"I would, but Kyu gets creeped out by them, he claims they stared at him all night, so he can't sleep," answered Sungmin with a pout.
"I wish he would like my plushies," pouted Sungmin as he picked up a giant, white teddy bear and hugged it tightly.
"Maybe you can help him?" suggested Ryeowook. Sungmin answered with a cock of his head.
"How?"
"Just leave your plushies out in the open. Heck leave some on his bed if you have to, he'll have to tolerate them...eventually," the eternal maknae stated.
"You know what? You're right Wookie! I shouldn't hide them just cuz Kyu doesn't like them, how else would he learn to like them?" boomed Sungmin as he dumped all his plushies out on the floor, then started to place them in random spots of his room, including the maknae's bed.
"And I'll put you here, and you here, oh you need to go here," he muttered to himself as he placed a puppy, bunny and teddy bear plushie on Kyuhyun's bed, then went back to his plushie pile to grab some more. He wa so obsessed in his work, that he didn't notice that the eternal maknae had slipped out of his room, quietly closing the door behind him.
"Success," he whispered to himself.
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"Man I'm hungry," groaned Kyuhyun as he made his way into the kitchen.
"Just wait a bit Kyubear, I'm almost done my cake!" exclaimed Sungmin as he iced his freshly baked cake.
Kyuhyun opened the fridge, hoping to have a bottle of soju to relax his head. Unfortunately, the only drink that was available was...strawberry milk?
Shit, why is almost everything in the fridge...pink? He thought as he took in the mass of strawberry milk, strawberry ice cream/popsicles, strawberry cake/cupcakes, and fresh strawberries that packed the fridge.
"Uhh hyung, why is almost everything in the fridge strawberry flavoured?" asked the annoyed maknae.
"I don't know, I just found it like that. Besides I like strawberries, so I'm happy" answered Sungmin with a smile.
Kyuhyun sighed, closed the fridge and decided to rifle through their cupboards for some instant ramen instead, but was met with piles upon piles of candy, chocolate, cookies, and other varieties of junk food that just had to be strawberry flavoured.
"Aish, isn't there anything I can eat that doesn't involve sugar or strawberries?!" snapped Kyuhyun as he slammed the cupboard shut, and plopped down at the dinner table.
"Well, not really, but if you're desperate, I have my cake," piped Sungmin as he cut off a slice and offered it to the maknae.
"No thanks hyung, I'm not hungry anymore," muttered Kyuhyun as he stalked off to their shared room.
"Fine then, more for me," muttered Sungmin as he helped himself to his own cake.
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Kyuhyun laid down on his bed, wanting to get some rest before another Starcraft match. However, he was having trouble falling asleep, and for some reason, he felt uncomfortable on his own bed.
Why does it feel so...crowded on my bed? He asked himself as he tried to roll over, but his face came in contact with something...furry.
What's this?
He opened his eyes and found that he was staring at two dark and glassy orbs.
"Oh shit!" he exclaimed, until he realized it was a teddy bear. A small, pink, and fluffy teddy bear.
"What's this doing here?" he asked as he picked it up, examining the toy. Then he looked around and realized that his room had been decorated in plushies, from his bed to his desk.
Who the hell? He thought, but then realized the answer was obvious.
Sungmin-hyung! He whined in his head as he tossed the toy over to the elder's bed, then laid back down, stretching his long legs as far as they can reach.
Great, now there's something wrong with my sheets, Kyuhyun groaned mentally as he sat up again to observe his problem.
"What the fuck is this?!" he screamed, upon witnessing that the botton half of his sheets had been cut off. Enraged, Kyuhyun stomped over to the door, opened it and yelled:
"Everyone get your asses in here!"
The other members came running over, crowding the little space it occupied.
"What now Kyubear?" asked Sungmin.
"Whose idea was that?" snapped the maknae as he gestured to his half-sheetless bed.
The group tried their best to stifle their laughter, particularily the culprits Eunhyuk and Donghae.
"It's not funny you know!" he shreaked!
"I'm sorry Kyu, but it really is!" blurted Sungmin as he started to giggle.
"Yeah, it is!" As his laughter was followed by Eunhyuk's.
"Who did you piss off this time?" came Donghae as he joined in their guffaws.
"How should I know?!"
"Well you know, you did pull a lot of pranks on us, so maybe someone's getting their vengeance on you, cuz you do kinda deserve it," Ryeowook chimed in, earning him a mini death glare from the maknae, making him cower behind Yesung.
"Hey no scaring my baby!" cried Yesung as he hugged his boyfriend, who was on the verge of tears.
"Well, how do I know it wasn't him who short-sheeted my sheets?!" retorted Kyuhyun.
"Calm down Kyubear! You shouldn't be blaming people when you don't know who it is!" snapped Sungmin.
"You shouldn't be talking hyung, especially after what you did to our room!" Kyuhyun threw at Sungmin.
"What did I do?" growled Sungmin.
"That!" Kyuhyun gestured to their newly decorated room.
"Wow," piped Donghae.
"Did you rob a gift shop or something?" added Yesung.
"That's not the point here people! How am I suppose to sleep tonight with all those...things staring at me?!" screeched the maknae.
"Well, you're gonna have to learn how to," stated Sungmin matter-of-factly.
"What?!"
"Well, you can't avoid them forever, so you might as well get used to them."
Kyuhyun ran his fingers through his messy brown hair, tugging at it in frustration.
"Fine, do you what you want hyung, but if I don't get enough sleep tonight cuz of your creeper plushies, we're cancelling Sunday!"
"Fine then, it's not like I wanna do it with a grouch anyway!
"At least I'm not a 25-year-old man who collects anything that's pink and furry!"
Sungmin gasped.
"You take that back!" he shreaked.
Kyuhyun smirked.
"No way in hell. Now if you don't mind, I have a date with a certain WOMAN named Starcraft!"
"So? My cake tastes better than you anyway!" spat Sungmin, and with that he stomped back into the kitchen, where his cake was waiting.
"BTW, I'm tired of your strawberry cake anyway!" Kyuhyun yelled back, then slammed the door closed, leaving the remaining members standing there speechless. The group of 4 just stood there, staring at each other, before Ryeowook spoke up in a whisper.
"Text," he whispered. With that, Donghae pulled out his cellphone and sent a text to Heechul.
"Looks like we're done here," whispered Eunhyuk.
"Now it's up to Heechul-hyung," added Yesung.
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To: Heechul-hyung
Fr: Donghae
Now.
Heechul placed his phone down, then turned to his computer.
"Now I can have some fun," he said with a smirk.
TBC~
A/N: Looks like this will become a three-shot instead of a two-shot instead.
Well, I don't mind the extra writing, since I only have less than a week to write.
Anyway, I'm also feeling really down, since our dear Cinderella is leaving tmrw, which is one day before my birthday too T_T
Heenim-oppa, I'll miss you and your PMS self so much! *goes to emo corner and cries*
Hope you guys enjoy part 2, and I'll get part 3 up soon.
<3 Liz.
P.S: Is anyone having trouble editing their writing on LJ, cuz I tried to edit a past entry, and when I did, the whole thing was saved in a giant clump, no spacing or anything o.O
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