[Fic]Couch Stains Not To Take Credit For
Couch Stains Not To take Credit For
Various; PG-13; Crack, Humor, Romance(?); Oneshot
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It was a bright morning in Seoul, the sun shining, not a single darkened cloud in the sky, a gentle soft breeze passing every now and then, business men and woman walking around, cars everywhere on the streets, teens heading to school , buildings standing straight and tall, obviously , what else could they do?
Anyways, one building had a faint bright glow around it and more girls, with camera phones out and ready, than needed surrounding the entire block. People passing would need to cover their ears from the random squeals and whispers coming from the girls and wonder what was so special about that certain ‘beautiful’ building. What was so special about that building was…Super Junior lived in there, of course!
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A curtain was pulled back to let in the sunlight and half of a head was peeking out from the window onto the streets.
“Aishh, It’s still early and the girls are already out there.” Leeteuk sighed. All he got in response was a groan coming from the blanket covered ball on the bed. He closed the curtain and turned his attention back to the ball.
“Get up Kangin~” smiled Teukie as he started shaking him.
“….Don’t…wanna…”
“Come onnnnn~!!!” Teukie yelled. He jumped on the bed, rolled over the still covered Kangin, giggling as he did these things, only to be met with a red-faced, pissed off Youngwoon.
“Hehe~” He kissed the angry man on the cheek and ran out the room. “Hurry and get up!”
“…It’s gonna be one of those days.” thought Kangin as he fell back and groaned into his pillow.
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“Morning hyung.”
“Morning Wookie , Yesung~”
Yesung was sitting at the table, drinking coffee. Ryeowook was cooking. Teukie decided to go eat in the living room and watch TV. Everyone else was still…sleeping?
As Teukie walked into the living room holding a plate of food, he turned on the TV, grabbed the remote and headed for the couch but was faced with a horrid sight. His eyes bulged out, a frillish girly scream escaped from his mouth.
The bright, glowing building that was there a minute ago suddenly turned into a depressing moody one, just like all the other normal buildings.
The next thing you know , doors are slamming open, members yelling and freaking out, a bunch of shuffling and crashes could be heard running down the stairs.
“WHA-WHAT HAPPENED?”
“WERE THERE ALIENS?”
“DID SOMEONE GET RAPED??”
“WHO THE HELL WOKE ME UP FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP??!”
“DON’T CUSS, HYUNG!”
“OMO! IS THERE A FANGIRL IN THE HOUSE?”
“AH! MY POOR FOOD! T_T”
“…..aishh…..”
In a couple of minutes, there was a crowd in the room, staring at their still silent leader.
“T-Teuki hyung?”
“…..”
“YAH! OLD MAN!”
“…..”
“Teukie…sweetie….honey….angel….?”
“...WHO DID THAT TO MY PRECIOUS COUCH?!!!!”
“….huh?” They all turned their attention to the couch and the ‘horrid sight’ in which their leader pointed to. And there it was, a nice, big, white stain on the cushion of said couch.
“….That’s it?” replied the magnae.
"I know right, I thought it was something important." said a smirking Heechul
“LOOK AT THAT STAIN! WHO DID IT? DIDN’T I TELL YOU ALL TO KEEP ALL YOUR SEXUAL ACTIVITIES IN YOUR ROOM? EVERYONE IS STAYING HERE UNTIL I KNOW.”
“It was probably Wookie and Yesung. Since they were up so early.” Reasoned Eunhyuk.
“YAH! Why me and Wookie? It could have been you and Donghae. You guys are kinky enough to do it anywhere!” shouted Yesung as he wrapped his arms around Wookie, who looked like he was about to burst into tears.
“Could we just hurry up so I can go back to sleep?” complained Heechul
“How about you Heechul hyung? Since you’re so in a rush. You could have been doing sex webcam with Hangeng on your laptop, WHICH IS RIGHT THERE!” Sungmin pointed to said laptop,at the edge of the couch.
“FYI, I have not talked to my Hannie in days nor have I touched my laptop. I lent it to Kyuhyun to use, YOUR BOYFRIEND! And ‘everyone’ knows wherever he is, YOU ARE!” scoffed Heechul and glared at Sungmin.
“But wait! Couldn’t it also be Kangin and Teukie hyung? Teukie’s the one who noticed first and they could be trying to pass the blame and--” Eunhyuk was cut off as Donghae appeared from behind him and finished his sentence. “they’re being awfully quiet..hmm..”
“Suspicious~” sing-songed Kyuhyun while giving a smirk.
“HEY! YOU LITTLE BR-“
“SO YOU ADMIT IT IS YOU!! HA!!” yelled a Donghae who was jumping up and down.
“NO I DID NOT! DON’T GO BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE!”
“YAH! TEUKIE BLAMED US FIRST! SO WE HAVE RIGHTS~”
“PFF, WHAT RIGHTS?”
“THE ONE YOU DON’T HAVE! OBVIOUSLY~”
That last statement did it and Kangin was chasing Donghae and Kyuhyun around the room while the others began arguing and Ryeowook just stood there behind Yesung, staring at all of them, wishing he was in China with Henry and Mimi.
“…..”
The fighting still continues.
“..Hey guys~ “ Shindong said after a while, holding a bag of chips in his hand. “What’s going on…in here?”
Everyone paused and looked over at Shindong. Before going back to glaring and shouting at each other. Ryeowook was smart to avoid the fighting going on and walk over to Shindong to explain what has happened for the past hour.
“…AH! I know who did it!” shouted a grinning Shindong, with some chip crumbs flying out his mouth
Everyone paused and all the eyes looked over at Shindong again but this time with surprise.
“….Who?...”
“It was me~!”
The members eyes widen and the first thought that passed out through all their minds was
“Shindong?.....had sex?...mastrubated?....O_O”
“Y-you…?” Teukie asked with a little coughs in between as they all still stared at him with eyes that look like they’re about to pop out of it’s sockets.
“Yup~… I spilled ice cream there yesterday and I guess I forgot to clean it up~….why?”
“…”
“…”
“I live with a bunch of perverts…” That was his last statement before he left the room, still munching on the chips."
---fin.---
A/N: ;____; sorry for my fail. not really satisfied with this /: comments are <3.
Various; PG-13; Crack, Humor, Romance(?); Oneshot
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It was a bright morning in Seoul, the sun shining, not a single darkened cloud in the sky, a gentle soft breeze passing every now and then, business men and woman walking around, cars everywhere on the streets, teens heading to school , buildings standing straight and tall, obviously , what else could they do?
Anyways, one building had a faint bright glow around it and more girls, with camera phones out and ready, than needed surrounding the entire block. People passing would need to cover their ears from the random squeals and whispers coming from the girls and wonder what was so special about that certain ‘beautiful’ building. What was so special about that building was…Super Junior lived in there, of course!
----
A curtain was pulled back to let in the sunlight and half of a head was peeking out from the window onto the streets.
“Aishh, It’s still early and the girls are already out there.” Leeteuk sighed. All he got in response was a groan coming from the blanket covered ball on the bed. He closed the curtain and turned his attention back to the ball.
“Get up Kangin~” smiled Teukie as he started shaking him.
“….Don’t…wanna…”
“Come onnnnn~!!!” Teukie yelled. He jumped on the bed, rolled over the still covered Kangin, giggling as he did these things, only to be met with a red-faced, pissed off Youngwoon.
“Hehe~” He kissed the angry man on the cheek and ran out the room. “Hurry and get up!”
“…It’s gonna be one of those days.” thought Kangin as he fell back and groaned into his pillow.
----
“Morning hyung.”
“Morning Wookie , Yesung~”
Yesung was sitting at the table, drinking coffee. Ryeowook was cooking. Teukie decided to go eat in the living room and watch TV. Everyone else was still…sleeping?
As Teukie walked into the living room holding a plate of food, he turned on the TV, grabbed the remote and headed for the couch but was faced with a horrid sight. His eyes bulged out, a frillish girly scream escaped from his mouth.
The bright, glowing building that was there a minute ago suddenly turned into a depressing moody one, just like all the other normal buildings.
The next thing you know , doors are slamming open, members yelling and freaking out, a bunch of shuffling and crashes could be heard running down the stairs.
“WHA-WHAT HAPPENED?”
“WERE THERE ALIENS?”
“DID SOMEONE GET RAPED??”
“WHO THE HELL WOKE ME UP FROM MY BEAUTY SLEEP??!”
“DON’T CUSS, HYUNG!”
“OMO! IS THERE A FANGIRL IN THE HOUSE?”
“AH! MY POOR FOOD! T_T”
“…..aishh…..”
In a couple of minutes, there was a crowd in the room, staring at their still silent leader.
“T-Teuki hyung?”
“…..”
“YAH! OLD MAN!”
“…..”
“Teukie…sweetie….honey….angel….?”
“...WHO DID THAT TO MY PRECIOUS COUCH?!!!!”
“….huh?” They all turned their attention to the couch and the ‘horrid sight’ in which their leader pointed to. And there it was, a nice, big, white stain on the cushion of said couch.
“….That’s it?” replied the magnae.
"I know right, I thought it was something important." said a smirking Heechul
“LOOK AT THAT STAIN! WHO DID IT? DIDN’T I TELL YOU ALL TO KEEP ALL YOUR SEXUAL ACTIVITIES IN YOUR ROOM? EVERYONE IS STAYING HERE UNTIL I KNOW.”
“It was probably Wookie and Yesung. Since they were up so early.” Reasoned Eunhyuk.
“YAH! Why me and Wookie? It could have been you and Donghae. You guys are kinky enough to do it anywhere!” shouted Yesung as he wrapped his arms around Wookie, who looked like he was about to burst into tears.
“Could we just hurry up so I can go back to sleep?” complained Heechul
“How about you Heechul hyung? Since you’re so in a rush. You could have been doing sex webcam with Hangeng on your laptop, WHICH IS RIGHT THERE!” Sungmin pointed to said laptop,at the edge of the couch.
“FYI, I have not talked to my Hannie in days nor have I touched my laptop. I lent it to Kyuhyun to use, YOUR BOYFRIEND! And ‘everyone’ knows wherever he is, YOU ARE!” scoffed Heechul and glared at Sungmin.
“But wait! Couldn’t it also be Kangin and Teukie hyung? Teukie’s the one who noticed first and they could be trying to pass the blame and--” Eunhyuk was cut off as Donghae appeared from behind him and finished his sentence. “they’re being awfully quiet..hmm..”
“Suspicious~” sing-songed Kyuhyun while giving a smirk.
“HEY! YOU LITTLE BR-“
“SO YOU ADMIT IT IS YOU!! HA!!” yelled a Donghae who was jumping up and down.
“NO I DID NOT! DON’T GO BLAMING OTHER PEOPLE!”
“YAH! TEUKIE BLAMED US FIRST! SO WE HAVE RIGHTS~”
“PFF, WHAT RIGHTS?”
“THE ONE YOU DON’T HAVE! OBVIOUSLY~”
That last statement did it and Kangin was chasing Donghae and Kyuhyun around the room while the others began arguing and Ryeowook just stood there behind Yesung, staring at all of them, wishing he was in China with Henry and Mimi.
“…..”
The fighting still continues.
“..Hey guys~ “ Shindong said after a while, holding a bag of chips in his hand. “What’s going on…in here?”
Everyone paused and looked over at Shindong. Before going back to glaring and shouting at each other. Ryeowook was smart to avoid the fighting going on and walk over to Shindong to explain what has happened for the past hour.
“…AH! I know who did it!” shouted a grinning Shindong, with some chip crumbs flying out his mouth
Everyone paused and all the eyes looked over at Shindong again but this time with surprise.
“….Who?...”
“It was me~!”
The members eyes widen and the first thought that passed out through all their minds was
“Shindong?.....had sex?...mastrubated?....O_O”
“Y-you…?” Teukie asked with a little coughs in between as they all still stared at him with eyes that look like they’re about to pop out of it’s sockets.
“Yup~… I spilled ice cream there yesterday and I guess I forgot to clean it up~….why?”
“…”
“…”
“I live with a bunch of perverts…” That was his last statement before he left the room, still munching on the chips."
---fin.---
A/N: ;____; sorry for my fail. not really satisfied with this /: comments are <3.