baby the bloods already been spilt.
(_) I have never been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex (with tongue)
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex (with tongue)
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I have never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(_) I have never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never have been in a fist fight
(X) I never had a 3-some
(_) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(X) I never stole anything from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never have been fisted and/or have fisted anyone
(X) I never have thrown up in a bar
(X) I never have purposely set myself on fire
(X) I never have eaten sushi
(_) I never have been snowboarding
(X) I never have been happy with myself
(_) I never have met a movie star
(X) I never had sex in a pool
(X) I never went to a prom
(X) I never bungee jumped
(_) I never have been to a pop concert
(X) I never have dated someone for over a year
(X) I never sold naked pictures of myself
(X) I never ate a mango
(_) I never mooned somebody
(X) I never masturbated in public
(X) I never had sex at my workplace
(X) I never had sex in a bar
there. read. enjoy.