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[sulky_youth]

"What he was doing, he was giving her a feel under the table, and at the same time telling her all about some guy in his dorm that had eaten a whole bottle of aspirin and nearly committed suicide. His date kept saying to him, 'How horrible...Don't, darling. Please, don't. Not here.' Imagine giving somebody a feel and telling them about a guy

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[johnnygoodtimes]

I've always liked the part where he complains that newsreels always have footage of a monkey wearing pants or riding a bicycle or something.