This is too great.

[sullenstar]

BUY ME A PENGUIN

That is by far the greatest thing ever. It can live in my house, but I'd need to hide my goldfish. This is amazing.

Now, back to Doctor Dolittle.

Comments

[sullenstar]

It's a deal!

or,
I can take the penguin with me to New York and we can play fetch with it at Central Park!

[sullenstar]

WOULDN'T IT BE?!

Us: "See this penguin? He's worth twice as much as your ugly ass last season, Louis Vuitton"

Ah, it'd be great. Would they let him on the train though?! I'm sure there'd be a way to do it!

[_therunaway]

OMG YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE WANTED ONE!

[the_whte_locust]

I dont get it, is it like real? like literally a penguin?

[sullenstar]

Yep, it's the real deal.

[the_whte_locust]

whhatt? that is sooo cool.

[_ourfiasco]

haha oh man, i tried that ayear ago. its fake. i sent it in and everything, they made the site as a project. you cant really get one :-/ that would be soooo amazing though

[sullenstar]

my heart just broke. :(

[_ourfiasco]

i know, its so freaking sad. i honestly was so stoked me and my friend split the money for one and had it all ready and found out it was a bust... turns out penguins are illegal in the US as a pet unless you have this special license. Look at this, it talks about how its fake...

♥
jordan

[sullenstar]

Ouch. That's it, I'm opening a damn petting zoo so I can have my penguin. I was so excited when I found it, too. Heck, I had them lined up to be in my wedding! Not cool. Thanks for letting me know, though.

<3

[posedxtoxdeath]

Remember Britt, we can nab our own penguin and name him Snowy.
All we need are the parkas, fish, and snowboots.

[sullenstar]

So, basically, beat up some scene boys, a bro hoe, and my fish- Joanie and Chachie?

[posedxtoxdeath]

Do what you gotta do Britt for Snowy!