The Karma Cops

[sullie_film]

How ironic that tonight after I mentioned having bad karma, I a had date beyond imagination. I had met a girl at karoke who I thought was somewhat attractive, but she seemed timid, and I knew she was incompatible with me. I just wanted to fuck her and move on to other things for a couple of months. Or at least get a blowjob. I was assuming that

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[ex_con_scie]

oh my fucking god james. you should be a writer. like a paid one. i am so disgusted right now, especially because i think i know of the person that you are speaking, whom i just met that nite too, and she seemed okay. didn't u spill beer on her? and she made a date with you? LOL. We need to hang out more that you're here and are bored and shit, outside of bars and stuff. Maybe shopping will help? I wish I knew more about how to find girls that are normal and stuff. I didn't even know the half of what you guys go through until the saucer when you, scott, and jason were talking about the questions girls ask! ughhhh. and josh and i only smoke when we drink, but then again the only people we kiss are each other...but usually after drinking there's no kissing just straight to the sex part. ill leave you with that! haha.

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shelly

[sullie_film]

I'm glad you took no offense, bud. We should hang out. You're right. That's who I'm talking about, and yes, I spilled my beer on her and still got a date. At first I thought I was just that charming, but she can't be used as supporting evidence to that argument. Gimme a call.

[cellar_door]

this was amazing, good job. make this into an audio story as well. here, in the comfort of my own home, i have been made uncomfortable.