Meme
1. What are/were your parents' names?
Not entirely sure, now am I? Teague an'... Amadi, suppose.
2. Where are/were they from?
Everywhere and anywhere
3. How did they meet?
She were a slave in transport to the colonies, he were a ransacking and pillaging pirate what spotted her wisdom, beauty, and spirit.
4. How long were they together before you came along?
Dunno
5. Were you an accident?
Dunno
6. What did you love most about them growing up?
Them together; separate they could be hell.
7. Did/do your parents fight a lot?
The Cap'n and I did, aye, near constant when he were present. Mum didn't need to.
8. Or did/do they have sex a lot?
When they were in one spot.
9. What is the worst argument you ever overheard them having?
They dinnit argue. They discussed.
10. Were/are they affectionate?
Mum was. Cap'n didn't need it.
11. What is your favorite memory of them?
When Teague brought home the rabbi.
12. Scenario: You walk into the house and find your parents getting busy on the dining room table. What do you do? What do you think they would do?
Keep moving through quietly, maybe they won't notice. Not notice.
13. Were/are your parents hip or lame?
Don't quite follow. Were pirates.
14. Did/do they ever embarrass you in front of others?
Aye.
15. Which parent wears/wore the pants in the relationship?
The Cap'n, but only 'cause Mum liked skirts.
16. Have you ever seen one of them crying?
No. 'Course not.
17. Did/do you ever wish they would get divorced?
Never.
18. Were/are they the type to spontaneously dance around the kitchen together or sit quietly in the living room ignoring each other?
Mum would dance, the Cap'n would sit.
19. Do you think your parents made you or ruined you?
Neither and both. I were a pirate because of them, but that weren't their fault. I were the type of pirate I was because of them as well, which ought not be knocked.
Not entirely sure, now am I? Teague an'... Amadi, suppose.
2. Where are/were they from?
Everywhere and anywhere
3. How did they meet?
She were a slave in transport to the colonies, he were a ransacking and pillaging pirate what spotted her wisdom, beauty, and spirit.
4. How long were they together before you came along?
Dunno
5. Were you an accident?
Dunno
6. What did you love most about them growing up?
Them together; separate they could be hell.
7. Did/do your parents fight a lot?
The Cap'n and I did, aye, near constant when he were present. Mum didn't need to.
8. Or did/do they have sex a lot?
When they were in one spot.
9. What is the worst argument you ever overheard them having?
They dinnit argue. They discussed.
10. Were/are they affectionate?
Mum was. Cap'n didn't need it.
11. What is your favorite memory of them?
When Teague brought home the rabbi.
12. Scenario: You walk into the house and find your parents getting busy on the dining room table. What do you do? What do you think they would do?
Keep moving through quietly, maybe they won't notice. Not notice.
13. Were/are your parents hip or lame?
Don't quite follow. Were pirates.
14. Did/do they ever embarrass you in front of others?
Aye.
15. Which parent wears/wore the pants in the relationship?
The Cap'n, but only 'cause Mum liked skirts.
16. Have you ever seen one of them crying?
No. 'Course not.
17. Did/do you ever wish they would get divorced?
Never.
18. Were/are they the type to spontaneously dance around the kitchen together or sit quietly in the living room ignoring each other?
Mum would dance, the Cap'n would sit.
19. Do you think your parents made you or ruined you?
Neither and both. I were a pirate because of them, but that weren't their fault. I were the type of pirate I was because of them as well, which ought not be knocked.