Drabble: Mommy's New Necklace
Written for the me_and_thee_100 prompt "Fat Rolly" in early June; I've just remembered to put it here!
Mommy’s New Necklace
Everyone thinks I’m nicknamed Fat Rolly ‘cause of my cuddly disposition. Nah, it’s ‘cause I made my first million as a high school dropout selling the biggest roll-your-own reefers your chump change could buy.
Mommy dearest woulda been proud of her baby, if she’d’a hung around here instead of takin’ off to Vegas with that weasel, and ending up on The Strip. Lucky she taught me her enterprisin’ ways before she got put in the slammer.
She’s gonna love this new necklace Chaco brought in, when she sees it. Wonder what rich broad’s yacht they did over to get this.
Mommy’s New Necklace
Everyone thinks I’m nicknamed Fat Rolly ‘cause of my cuddly disposition. Nah, it’s ‘cause I made my first million as a high school dropout selling the biggest roll-your-own reefers your chump change could buy.
Mommy dearest woulda been proud of her baby, if she’d’a hung around here instead of takin’ off to Vegas with that weasel, and ending up on The Strip. Lucky she taught me her enterprisin’ ways before she got put in the slammer.
She’s gonna love this new necklace Chaco brought in, when she sees it. Wonder what rich broad’s yacht they did over to get this.