Where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking...

[sumbitch]

...and all of the children are parented by one (1) penis and one (1) vagina.

This just in: Garrison Keillor is an asshole. I'd make some flip comment about how upset I am, except that I really am upset. I grew up listening to Prairie Home Companion. I'm never going to be able to listen to it again without remembering that in Lake Wobegone, there

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[smiorgan]

Mmm, you want me kill man-thing mistress? I have pliers.

[sumbitch]

yis! fly, my winged monkey, fly!

you can have his brains. false nostalgia is tasty!

[stewardess]

Mixed gender? So both of his parents were hermaphrodites?

My favorite bit of wisdom from Mr. Savage:

"My partner wants me to [don a clown suit/pretend to be Batman/tie her up and lick her all over]. Should I?"

"Yes. Loving someone means you have agreed to be complete and total whores for each other."

Or something like that.

"Complete and total whores for each other" solves so many problems.