His Name is Tonio

[summarizersale]

New computer came in the mail. It's a little slower than I'd expected, but boots up and doesn't bluescreen. It looks like Nessa on the outside down to the scratches on the cover, but the parts inside are totally different, so therefore I deducted that the nice people at the computer company gave her a sex change and a new brain to go with it

Comments

[zarrian]

Hey there, Tonio. Nice to meetcha. :D

[elfy109]

SALE! :O You're back. I thought you exploded along with Nessa or something.

[summarizersale]

Exploded? Nah. Besides, Nessa didn't explode. She hanged herself in my closet on my birthday.

Only you didn't see the cartoon of it because it had my real name in it. Sort of.