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[summer_rain_42]

I'm too beautiful for jail

May 09, 2007 06:34am

JAIL-BOUND socialite Paris Hilton has urged fans to sign a petition to pardon her "mistake" because she "provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

The 26-year-old was ordered by a Los Angeles judge on Friday to report to a county jail by June 5 to serve a 45-day

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[neolgism]

I feel kinda sorry for her =/ Not because she's going to jail, but... I guess it's pity, like the drunk guy on the train with the goon sack. Hopefully her time in jail will wake her up to the world.

[summer_rain_42]

The goon sack man is an example of the beauty this world holds. Paris Hilton is a dumb fuck who shouldn't drive. Her time in jail will wake her up alright - do you know what they do to girls like her in prison?

[evil_chibi]

The orange prison jumpsuit will clash with her lip gloss XD

Most people would get twice what she's getting in sentence time.

[summer_rain_42]

Exactly. Mr Miller spent an hour telling our Ancient class about how much of a dumb drunk slut she is. Great stuff.

[evil_chibi]

Oh gawsh! I wish I had been there.
There's nothing wrong with being a dumb drunk slut though :( For the most part anyway.