OMG OMG OM HEROES SOON, I'M SO EXCITED, I CAN'T EVEN SAY. FUSDHG LET IT START NOW KTHX.
OMG YES, FINALLY!!! SDFKDSFJFDH I'M DYINNNNNG
What CAITLIN? weeeird. fjbgdiljnb WONDER TWINS AND SYLAR????
Peter's back in the future? Or is he just reliving it? That must be it. jdhfjkgf ADAM IS TO HOT TO FUNCTION. Like whoa. Efdhsilljk WHAT THAT'S THE NAME OF THE LADY. SIHUIREFHJF
OH SHIT I'M SO EXCITED. I'm thinking Gaby was wrong, because Adam and Peter as still in Montreal.
sdjahdfkjlhj GO SANDRA!!! Oh greater good my ASS BOB. SHUT THE HELL UP. YOU'RE A LYING SCUM BAG STFU.
OHhh Elle, you're so whiny. It's awesome. Ahahah the Daddy talk ahahahaha. Her face is awesome. I LOVE THE TITLE HDJHJDKSB AWESOME IN A TITLE. jfdshljfg OH NOAH!!!
zndfjsf IT'S THE HOTTIE!! MMMMOOOOHINNNDERRRRR. sdajhdfj 'Why am I not dead???' Oh HRG, You're so dkjhflgb yes. LISTEN TO HRG MOHINDER, DAMNIT shdkjjdjfd HRG CALLED HIM AN SOB!!!
AHHH COMMERCIAL!! NOOOOOOO BAD COMMERCIALS GO AWAY, GIVE ME MY HEROES! NOW DAMNIT!! AHHH SCARY SVU COMMERCIAL!
ITS BACK!! AND MONICA!!!!! AND MICAH!!!! AND NIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKIIIII YAYAYAY A REUNION!!! 'No Jessica's gone, they're all gone.' It's so scary that she has so many. eep! OH SHIT, THE NAMELESS COUSIN STOLE HIS SHIT!!!
WHAT THE HELL, MAYA AND SYLAR, ON A DATE??? TV SAY WHAT??? Oh Sylar you're so manipulative, it's scary. If you fucking kiss her, i'll die. OH SHIT NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING. WAY TO BE AN ASSHOLE. ahahahah for once 'You're killing me' is LITERAL. OH SHIT, SHE STOPPED IT!
HIRO AND ANDO! YAY!
AH PETER AND ADAM! A GUN ADAM? this IS Peter, i mean, really. OH SHIT, THE LADY'S GOT A GUN. Way to talk her out of shooting you Peter. Or not.... what's with this show and gun!sex?
FUCK MORE COMMERCIALS! Stupid car commercials. GEH. YAY SHOW!!!
PRIMATECH PAPER BOX XDD Oh shit, Adam knew Hiro's Daddy! Oh Hiro, you gotta stop leaving Ando behind. He's not happy when you do. HOLY HELL, THAT'S NOT KAITO. ...In Odessa??? oh shit. Go Victoria!
OHhh Peter you're so beating yourself up over Caitlin, it's kinda cute. Even though she's a leprechaun. ahahaha Shooting them doesn't do shit. OH PETER.
OH ALEJANDRO! Standing up to Sylar is not a good idea. SHUT UP MAYA YOU'RE STUPID. OH SHUT UP SYLAR, YOU'RE LYING. FUCKING HELL MAYA USE YOUR HEAD. Shit. it looks like they're going to kiss..Man Alejandro is a cock block. Oh Maya.....Fucking Hell Sylar you're scary.
OH hey that thing loks interesting the create your hero thing. Must remember to check that out.
Fucking hell. He's not. Oh shit Adam! Shiiit. BAD PETER BAD. SHIT ADAM. BAD BAD ADAM. NO SHOOTY FOR YOU. shiiiiiiit.
WHOA MICAH!! Ah nameless cousin is actually Damon. My bad. Ahah i love that house. A bunch of black people, and then there's Niki who is SO white. ...I feel like I'm gonna go to hell for that comment. I SWEAR I'M NOT RACIST
AJDHJS ALEJANDRO!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU. hsfdudja HE SPOKE ENGLISH!!!! OH SHIT HE KILLED HIM NOOO
OHHH SHIT SHIRTLESS SYLAR. NO HE WON'T HE'S DEAD. HOW HJFKLHFSH YOU'RE CREEPY SYLARRRRR. hdfsijk EW EW EW KISSING EW EW EW. AND AFTER HE JUST FUCKING KILLED HER BROTHER. EW EW EWWWWWW
Too many commercials! DANI DOES NOT APPROVE.
Claire is unpacking? OH HEY IT'S CREEPY STALKER WEST. Ohhhh Claire!!! I just want to snuggle her tight and tell her it'll all be alright. OHhh Claire....you don't want to forget about him. It's not...shit i actually agree with West here. Fuck me. Awww
Oh Micah... you poor thing. YAY MONICA! doing the right thing! YAY But bringing him along? maybe not a good idea.
GOD BOB. I just want to break HIS nose. ahaha Vigilant security? MY ASS. Oh bull shit, you know that's not gonna happen Mohinder. Ohhh SHIT. NIKI KNOWS!! ahaha Monica's using the iPod bob gave her. SHE'S SO FUCKING COOL. SHIT SHIT SHIT THEY'RE BACK. OH SHIT MONICA NO NO NOOOO!!! THAT'S NOT COOL MAN!!!
OH MY GOD THERES A NEW NATIONAL TREASURE???? I WANT IT!!!
Oh Claire!! Awwwwwww AW NO AWWWW -wipes at eyes- OH SHIT. OH SHIT, CLAIRE'S GONNA PUNCH A BITCH! OH CLAIRE!!! OH SHIT! OH CLAIRE!!
Seriously Mohinder?? What about MOLLY? and MATT?? You know, your FAMILY??? Hdjskfhdsjk SHIT ITS SYLAR AND JSWJKFD OH Sfdhjsbjdlgjlf IHHRBIEJWHNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOLLLLYYY!!! NO NONONONONONONONONONONO
.znmgnm ngkfnkj,vcbmxjk b SHIT IT'S HIRO. AND ADAM AND PETER, THIS IS GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A SHOWDOWN!! OH SHIT. OH SHIT. NO NO NO FUCK YOU NBC YOU CANT END IT THERE. TWO HEROES WILL FALL???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Edited for spelling of words that i was to excited to care about the first time