Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps
Guess the fic! A bit like the guess the song meme. Just a bunch of random recs, really, and if you guess them then you'll have read them already, which'll make them rubbish recs. Hmm, there might just be a wee flaw there. But still. If anyone has a go I'll put the answers up soonish.
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1. Sirius had heard tell of the young men who'd ventured into Fobsnob and Framingham's Foundation Garment Paradise, believing that the Perfect Present for their girlfriend might lurk within. [answer]
2. The fact that he wears Sirius's shirts to bed because they still smell like him, although the scent is becoming less and less sharp as time goes by; the black dog hair he finds on everything that he refuses to brush off ... [answer]
3. FAB FAB FABBITY FAB FAB FABBITY FAB. [ answer]
4. And tonight on Wild Britain, we unveil the mysterious courtship habits of Prongus ineptus, otherwise known as the common Potter. This male, a rather scrawny, immature specimen, is about to make a bid for the favors of his chosen doe. [answer]
5. Remus J. Lupin. Not Dead Yet. [ answer]
6. There'd been so many opportunities: nearly touching Remus' arm as they sat relaxing by the lake on the odd weekend afternoon; almost asking him about the unknown quantity that was his love life; verging on accidentally leaning in too close to point out something in their homework. [ answer]
7. "I wanted you to have something to keep." It was easier than saying I wanted something of yours to keep, although no less true. [ answer]
8. 'Oh, yes, we do look very sad,' commented Remus, peering at the picture. 'Why are we sharing a corn-on-the-cob, though?' [ answer]
9. "I’m enjoying myself, in this rather wonderful little club that I never knew existed before tonight," Sirius paused, still grinning broadly and watching Remus as though highly amused. [ answer]
10. ... you are not good enough to marry into the Black family. You are too poor, a school teacher, barely able to support himself. You are too old for her. You are a werewolf, and regardless of the current laws, you are not a desirable addition to the family. [ answer]
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1. Sirius had heard tell of the young men who'd ventured into Fobsnob and Framingham's Foundation Garment Paradise, believing that the Perfect Present for their girlfriend might lurk within. [answer]
2. The fact that he wears Sirius's shirts to bed because they still smell like him, although the scent is becoming less and less sharp as time goes by; the black dog hair he finds on everything that he refuses to brush off ... [answer]
3. FAB FAB FABBITY FAB FAB FABBITY FAB. [ answer]
4. And tonight on Wild Britain, we unveil the mysterious courtship habits of Prongus ineptus, otherwise known as the common Potter. This male, a rather scrawny, immature specimen, is about to make a bid for the favors of his chosen doe. [answer]
5. Remus J. Lupin. Not Dead Yet. [ answer]
6. There'd been so many opportunities: nearly touching Remus' arm as they sat relaxing by the lake on the odd weekend afternoon; almost asking him about the unknown quantity that was his love life; verging on accidentally leaning in too close to point out something in their homework. [ answer]
7. "I wanted you to have something to keep." It was easier than saying I wanted something of yours to keep, although no less true. [ answer]
8. 'Oh, yes, we do look very sad,' commented Remus, peering at the picture. 'Why are we sharing a corn-on-the-cob, though?' [ answer]
9. "I’m enjoying myself, in this rather wonderful little club that I never knew existed before tonight," Sirius paused, still grinning broadly and watching Remus as though highly amused. [ answer]
10. ... you are not good enough to marry into the Black family. You are too poor, a school teacher, barely able to support himself. You are too old for her. You are a werewolf, and regardless of the current laws, you are not a desirable addition to the family. [ answer]