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Flexibility
Gen | G | 250 words
Ron decides to show Hermione just how flexible he is.
'Summery' or 'summeries' it's based on: Hermione breaks Ron's heart right after he sticks his foot in his mouth.
“I don’t know, Ron. Are you sure you can do it?” Hermione looked over at him anxiously.
“Don’t be silly, Herm. Of course I can. I’m very flexible, you know,” Ron rolled his eyes. “I’ve been practicing with Parvati. You now she does yoga, right? You should see some of the positions she can get into. I’ll help you do it too, if you want.”
Hermione sighed. “Well, all right, I guess. Go on then.”
“Just watch.” Ron took a couple of deep breaths and grabbed his ankle. “You better scoot over.”
Hermione shifted her position on the common room floor to put a little more space inbetween them. “Okay”
Ron screwed up his face in concentration and yanked on his leg. “Uggh...mpphhh!”
Hermione squeaked as he toppled over and knocked her backwards into the pile of bags from their day in Hogsmeade. She heard a loud crunch underneath her. “Ron! You made me break something!”
He blushed as he tried to straighten himself out. “Sorry. I missed. What was it?” He asked, wiping his mouth. “Ugh, feet do not taste good.”
“You missed! I told you you couldn’t put your leg behind your head, but do you ever listen to me? Of course not. Very flexible, huh? You’ve been practicing?” Hermione sniffed as she tried to determine just what it was that had gotten broken. “Oh, it was the stuff from Honeyduke’s.” She reached into the bag and pulled out a crumpled package. “I think I crushed your candy hearts, Ron.”