In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Start using a condom.

Get your resolution here

fucking drink it up bitches. 40's and bitches for all!

put your hands in the air and scream FUCK THE WORLD

i need none of you.

im intimidating i was told that made me laugh. i lik everyone till you make me think other.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

this is a war. so lets all keep marching till death do us part

im gonna be blown up! =/

well short update i am joining the marines

im never coming home