I'm the birthday, I'm the birthday, I'm the birthday, boy or girl ( Read more... )

yay, i got showtime.

I just got off the phone with Tonya. That scuzzy whore gets showtime in texas! showtime! she's watching the l word right now! best she call me back and give me details, I need to know whether or not Dana will be showing any cans in the first episode ( Read more... )

You Are 76% Femme and 24% Butch!

80 - 100% Femme - You're the girly girl of the century. Or Clay Aiken ( Read more... )

So, she's gone. I'm happy about all the good things it means for her, and I pray the distance will give us both time and space to reflect, but I also hope that she doesn't forget about me in the vast land of cowgirls and steamy texan chicks ( Read more... )

If these blackouts keep going on, I don't know what I'll do. Shoot myself in the head maybe? Because it's scaring me. I woke up, the clock said 5:15, I didn't remember what time I went to sleep, or why, or anything...and I was confused and didn't know what time it was, like in the morning or afternoon, or what day it was, I didn't know if a couple ( Read more... )

I got a dozen light pink roses, chocolates in a heart box, and a stuffed bear that hugs the flower vase the roses are in that's attached to a heart that says "Happy Valentines Day" and she took me to Caniglias, my favorite restaurant in the whole world, and (avert your eyes to anyone who doesn't like to hear weird things) we had fantastic sex. Like ( Read more... )

Sorry for anyone who saw my last post, I was pissed at someone and they didn't even see it, and now i'm not pissed so I just deleted the shit ( Read more... )

If I get kicked out, I already have my plans all set up to become a vagrant prostitute. Do you think I may just get lucky and some hot butch lesbian will pick me up on the side of the road and take me to California? Yeah I don't either but we can always hope ( Read more... )

LJ Friends Meme by coolerq
• You must tell 7 people about this game.
• Tonya is the one that you love.
• Rachel is one you like but can't work out.
• You care most about Katie.
• Dave is the one who knows you very well.
• Mike is your lucky star.
• Tiny Dancer is the song that matches with Tonya.
• Come What May is the song for Rachel.
• Cryin is the song that ( Read more... )