I can remember a place I used to go ( Read more... )

So I went to the playhouse last night.... a girl I went to high school with who works there didn't recognize me...and some random stripper came up to me and told me I looked familiar ( Read more... )

I HATE having a cold

I need to take a bath....to shave my legs and such, they're all kinds of hairy and nasty...I bet all of you were just dying to hear it ( Read more... )

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OH MY GOD ( Read more... )

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Well, long story short, my ex (totally and forever ex) got pissed at ME today because the girl she slept with and lied to me about felt bad because we were becoming friends and told me they slept together. My ex yelled at ME...for finding out. Fuck that ( Read more... )

I am having a good ole fashioned "obsession." How fun ( Read more... )

Your Stripper Name is: Honey

Get your own Stripper Name

Someone please give me a gun so that I may shoot myself....