but i prefer a man who lives and gives expensive jewels

[sumrdrms31]

ladies, the time has come for us to realize that we have been looking at love in all the wrong ways. we have succumbed to the trite allure of far too many hollywood writers who spin tales about these sensitive down-to-earth guys who will make our lives so much more fulfilling than the rich and shallow machismo types. when the happy on-screen couple

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Love Hangover

[prettypithy]

Before you take a vow of average-loser-celibacy, I caution you to heed my example. It's tough enough to find someone who is smart, funny and tall. Add self-confidence and a gold AmEx card and you're chasing wind mills.
Just call me "Don Qui-fuckin'-xote".
I've had four "major" relationships (ranging from three months to a billion years), all of which were valid none of which were sustainable. I've never been able to accept the idea of Mr. Right Now because I'm the girl who likes security: a permanent movie partner who enjoys fine dining and lots and lots of sex. But security is tough to come by in this loser laden relationship market. Right now, I'm contemplating joining the Peace Corps which should tell you everything you need to know about my take on love: I'm about as likely to find it in the urban landscape as I am slapping together mud huts in the wilds of South East Asia.

[anonymous]

Well, fuck.