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1. i really don't like being called megan
2. people only call me megan when they yell at me
3. yelling is my least favourite thing in the world.
4. i've been playing bass since i was nine. do the math.
5. i'm trying to do this in seven minutes.
6. i don't think i've ever loved someone
7. more or less, i'm half native american and half german
8. i can speak german almost fluently, but i'm illiterate in it.
9. i used to absolutely hate long island.
10. now it's kind of growing on me.
11. i really don't like going to shows.
12. i have a severe case of social anxiety disorder.
13. i stopped taking my medication for it because i lost my creativity.
14. now i just deal with it and have a little internal panic attack.
15. usually, i'm alright.
16. i can be really mean.
17. i really try not to be.
18. i'm intolerant of most people.
19. especially those who can't spell.
20. my favourite kind of food is seafood. preferably calamari. the full squid. mmm.
21. i'm horribly materialistic.
22. i want to be a photojournalist when i grow up.
23. i have to pay for everything.
24. including college.
25. my father gave up on me a while ago.
26. i'm not nearly as religious as i'd like to be.
27. church scares the shit out of me.
28. so does television.
29. i love old westerns. especially the magnificent seven.
30. i listen to amazing music.
31. i don't have many friends.
32. the one's i do have kick your friends' asses.
33. tal is my hero.
34. i know who i'm going to marry.
35. my hair colour changes far too much.
36. i hate conceited people.
37. people talk a lot of shit about me.
38. i hook up a lot. i'm nowhere near a slut.
39. i'm really fucking lonely most of the time.
40. it's almost impossible for me to pass a math class.
41. i never knew how to accept a compliment.
42. i've been smoking for almost four years.
43. i love the vines. i'll admit it.
44. i refuse to smoke weed anymore.
45. i rarely drink.
46. i'm a very violent drunk.
47. hell, i'm violent sober.
48. i really try not to be though.
49. maf is the tallest person i know.
50. i'm half way done.
51. i love tea. love love love it.
52. i recently started buying tons of dvd's.
53. i'm really fucking lazy.
54. i'm a maniac with a sewing machine.
55. i totally just got home from school and started doing this again.
56. one of my best friends died on the same day elliott smith did.
57. he gave me my string necklace the day before.
58. so that's why my string hasn't come off my neck, you nosy people.
59. i'm really effing self conscious.
60. i was an ugly little girl.
61. i got made fun of a lot.
62. my baby spoon was made into a ring i wear.
63. i find no value in my life.
64. i have scars all up my arm from when i was crazy or something.
65. winter drives me insane.
66. i love it.
67. the beach is my favourite place to be.
68. i can surf.
69. well, i try.
70. i used to play ice hockey.
71. i could still probably kick your ass.
72. although i have a bad knee and can't play anymore.
73. i play a lot of videogames.
74. more than i should.
75. candy corn is pretty much my favourite candy.
76. i'm really picky.
77. i don't like boys who smoke weed and think they're all cool for it.
78. but most of my friends are stoners.
79. stoners make the best music.
80. just look at oasis.
81. i really. really. like oasis.
82. i'm listening to broken spindles.
83. garden state was amazing, in my opinion.
84. i'm as single as they come.
85. i lie.
86. a lot.
87. about everything.
88. i don't trust others. at all.
89. people yell at me about it.
90. i'm really fucking blonde.
91. my hair refuses to grow out.
92. i lovelovelove the fall.
93. my pickup truck is a big piece of shit.
94. it has no passenger seat.
95. i go through most friends fast.
96. i hate dumb people.
97. 'meg, you're going to send a lot of guys to jail one day'
98. i am found.
99. if i ever have a kid, i want to name it riley.
100. i seriously don't think i'll ever get anything done with my life.
good morrow.
i've recently realized that i subconsciously eat extremely healthy. while the cookies and ice cream were readily available for my consumption this morning, i instead decided to make myself a toasted turkey sandwich and chai green tea. [which is orgasmic. theresa martin, i think you would like it. it's in a bright green box and can be found at trader joes. along with everything else i eat.]
but if you ever want to wash your clothes, you can do it right on my stomach!
i kid. although i'm very happy with my washboard abs, [ha!] washing your clothes on them would be awkward and uncomfortable for the both of us.
wow. dag nasty's ghosts just came on shuffle. i forgot how much i liked them.
but i digress. what i meant to write about was last night's street fair. lamerfest 2k4. when maf and i got there, we met up with flieshy and tyler. it had to be only six, but tyler was drunk. by the time he finished his whisky, he could barely stand. an old guy asked us to take him home, we just kind of walked away. later in the night, some little boy started shit with him and he flipped out. cops came, i don't know. after mike and tyler disappeared, the night got pretty lame. i ran into a bunch of people who i rarely see, some i didn't want to see, and i missed the person that i orinigally went to see. so great. it all works out.
the rest isn't important. i had a couple beers this morning and i'm rambling.
before i go, i'd like everyone who has the strokes album is this it to pop it in their cd player and listen to it again. it's still really good.
edit.
my next band name: descute.
i crack myself up.
Garden State is love.
1. i really don't like being called megan
2. people only call me megan when they yell at me
3. yelling is my least favourite thing in the world.
4. i've been playing bass since i was nine. do the math.
5. i'm trying to do this in seven minutes.
6. i don't think i've ever loved someone
7. more or less, i'm half native american and half german
8. i can speak german almost fluently, but i'm illiterate in it.
9. i used to absolutely hate long island.
10. now it's kind of growing on me.
11. i really don't like going to shows.
12. i have a severe case of social anxiety disorder.
13. i stopped taking my medication for it because i lost my creativity.
14. now i just deal with it and have a little internal panic attack.
15. usually, i'm alright.
16. i can be really mean.
17. i really try not to be.
18. i'm intolerant of most people.
19. especially those who can't spell.
20. my favourite kind of food is seafood. preferably calamari. the full squid. mmm.
21. i'm horribly materialistic.
22. i want to be a photojournalist when i grow up.
23. i have to pay for everything.
24. including college.
25. my father gave up on me a while ago.
26. i'm not nearly as religious as i'd like to be.
27. church scares the shit out of me.
28. so does television.
29. i love old westerns. especially the magnificent seven.
30. i listen to amazing music.
31. i don't have many friends.
32. the one's i do have kick your friends' asses.
33. tal is my hero.
34. i know who i'm going to marry.
35. my hair colour changes far too much.
36. i hate conceited people.
37. people talk a lot of shit about me.
38. i hook up a lot. i'm nowhere near a slut.
39. i'm really fucking lonely most of the time.
40. it's almost impossible for me to pass a math class.
41. i never knew how to accept a compliment.
42. i've been smoking for almost four years.
43. i love the vines. i'll admit it.
44. i refuse to smoke weed anymore.
45. i rarely drink.
46. i'm a very violent drunk.
47. hell, i'm violent sober.
48. i really try not to be though.
49. maf is the tallest person i know.
50. i'm half way done.
51. i love tea. love love love it.
52. i recently started buying tons of dvd's.
53. i'm really fucking lazy.
54. i'm a maniac with a sewing machine.
55. i totally just got home from school and started doing this again.
56. one of my best friends died on the same day elliott smith did.
57. he gave me my string necklace the day before.
58. so that's why my string hasn't come off my neck, you nosy people.
59. i'm really effing self conscious.
60. i was an ugly little girl.
61. i got made fun of a lot.
62. my baby spoon was made into a ring i wear.
63. i find no value in my life.
64. i have scars all up my arm from when i was crazy or something.
65. winter drives me insane.
66. i love it.
67. the beach is my favourite place to be.
68. i can surf.
69. well, i try.
70. i used to play ice hockey.
71. i could still probably kick your ass.
72. although i have a bad knee and can't play anymore.
73. i play a lot of videogames.
74. more than i should.
75. candy corn is pretty much my favourite candy.
76. i'm really picky.
77. i don't like boys who smoke weed and think they're all cool for it.
78. but most of my friends are stoners.
79. stoners make the best music.
80. just look at oasis.
81. i really. really. like oasis.
82. i'm listening to broken spindles.
83. garden state was amazing, in my opinion.
84. i'm as single as they come.
85. i lie.
86. a lot.
87. about everything.
88. i don't trust others. at all.
89. people yell at me about it.
90. i'm really fucking blonde.
91. my hair refuses to grow out.
92. i lovelovelove the fall.
93. my pickup truck is a big piece of shit.
94. it has no passenger seat.
95. i go through most friends fast.
96. i hate dumb people.
97. 'meg, you're going to send a lot of guys to jail one day'
98. i am found.
99. if i ever have a kid, i want to name it riley.
100. i seriously don't think i'll ever get anything done with my life.
good morrow.
i've recently realized that i subconsciously eat extremely healthy. while the cookies and ice cream were readily available for my consumption this morning, i instead decided to make myself a toasted turkey sandwich and chai green tea. [which is orgasmic. theresa martin, i think you would like it. it's in a bright green box and can be found at trader joes. along with everything else i eat.]
but if you ever want to wash your clothes, you can do it right on my stomach!
i kid. although i'm very happy with my washboard abs, [ha!] washing your clothes on them would be awkward and uncomfortable for the both of us.
wow. dag nasty's ghosts just came on shuffle. i forgot how much i liked them.
but i digress. what i meant to write about was last night's street fair. lamerfest 2k4. when maf and i got there, we met up with flieshy and tyler. it had to be only six, but tyler was drunk. by the time he finished his whisky, he could barely stand. an old guy asked us to take him home, we just kind of walked away. later in the night, some little boy started shit with him and he flipped out. cops came, i don't know. after mike and tyler disappeared, the night got pretty lame. i ran into a bunch of people who i rarely see, some i didn't want to see, and i missed the person that i orinigally went to see. so great. it all works out.
the rest isn't important. i had a couple beers this morning and i'm rambling.
before i go, i'd like everyone who has the strokes album is this it to pop it in their cd player and listen to it again. it's still really good.
edit.
my next band name: descute.
i crack myself up.
Garden State is love.