i'd like to start this off by saying, although i have devastating blood diseases and whatnot, that i am immortal. i have determined that it is impossible to kill me, get me sick, or physically hurt me. i am a german native american and i will not die ( Read more... )

stop telling me i act older than i am ( Read more... )

i refuse to update about my day every day. so here's one to cover them all ( Read more... )

there were people playing tetherball on extreme makeover: home edition.

i think that's all that needs to be said.

wanna play me?

i am really not a fan of this whole hockey season not starting fiasco.

i have a desaparecidos poster and a now it's overhead poster.

being sold for the whopping price of one dollar. unless more than one person wants one [highly unlikely, nobody in this town listens to good music] in that case, we're gonna have to do some bidding.

so i'm on a coffee, streets, cleaning, and homework binge. sue me ( Read more... )

today was the most awkward, painful, and boring day of my life.

but damnit, i had swordfish.

'so what happened between you and him'
'i'd love to say nothing at all'
'explain'
'he went psycho. called every thirty seconds. one of those'
'yeah, he says he's like fashioncore or something. fashioncore? that's the gayest thing i've ever heard'

haaaaaaa. that made my night.

let me start this off by saying that long island is growing on me. i hate to say it but it is. some parts. bellmore-merrick is still a hellhole ( Read more... )